 Graham Carr, New scout - Guess who his son is.... |
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 Feb 8 2010, 01:05 PM
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 “Which country is suffering from too much freedom of speech?&quo  Group: Legend Posts: 20161 Joined: 28-July 05 From: Sooth Sheels Member No.: 143  |
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Feb 8 2010, 02:57 PM
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 Legend  Group: Members Posts: 4510 Joined: 26-July 05 From: darn sarf Member No.: 104 |
I CANNOT stand Alan Carr.
Graham Norton wannabe. -------------------- The fattest of the Virgins,
I knew her for a whore! I gave her all my codpiece, And still she wanted more! There were a dozen virgins, All Friesians and Franks! We took 'em for a boat-ride, and all we got were wanks! There was a girl from Iceland, And she was mighty hot! She'd take a whole damn iceberg, To cool her burning tw... |
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Feb 8 2010, 03:47 PM
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 Eurovision Queen of Gossy High Group: Members Posts: 11274 Joined: 27-July 05 Member No.: 124 |
A short distance behind Four Poofs And A Piano (he wishes) as the best argument for gassing 'em all.
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Feb 8 2010, 03:51 PM
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 First Team Regular Group: Members Posts: 2866 Joined: 15-January 07 From: East of England Member No.: 2496 |
I prefer him to Norton tbh, not overly keen either way though.
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QUOTE 5.2 The Club admitted to the Tribunal that it repeatedly and intentionally misled the press, public and the fans of Newcastle United. Jack Charlton: QUOTE "If Kevin Keegan fell into the Tyne he'd come up with a salmon in his mouth." A protest and campaign against Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum's recipe change in the UK: http://www.sinkthesailor.co.uk |
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Feb 8 2010, 03:58 PM
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 Number 9 Group: Members Posts: 4310 Joined: 25-July 05 Member No.: 91 |
No great secret - his stand up routine that's repeated on Comedy Central every other week makes reference to his Dad and how he was disappointed he had no interest in football.
I think he's okay as a stand up - but annoyingly Norton-eque on chat shows etc. |
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Feb 8 2010, 04:09 PM
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 Club Captain Group: Members Posts: 8855 Joined: 26-July 05 Member No.: 115 |
Did his fatha play for Coventry City? I recall a 'Carr' playing for them. He might have been involved in a famous free-kick routine where one player chipped the ball up and the other volleyed it goalward (can't recall whether it hit the net or, if it did, was allowed, but I can distinctly remember seeing the free kick on MOTD).
Older members MUST remember that?? -------------------- To the tune of 'Sunlun til I die'
17.4.06 The Geordies thrashed the hicks 4 - 1 the score, who'd ask for more? 17.4.06 |
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Feb 8 2010, 04:11 PM
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Club Captain Group: Members Posts: 8855 Joined: 26-July 05 Member No.: 115 |
Oh, and nearly all gays obviously deserve a good kicking back into the 'real world', but that fucker is pretty near the top of my list.
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17.4.06 The Geordies thrashed the hicks 4 - 1 the score, who'd ask for more? 17.4.06 |
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Feb 8 2010, 04:13 PM
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Club Captain Group: Members Posts: 8855 Joined: 26-July 05 Member No.: 115 |
Oh, and:
I like driving in my car Though it's not a Jaguar It was built in 69 In a factory by the Tyne.
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17.4.06 The Geordies thrashed the hicks 4 - 1 the score, who'd ask for more? 17.4.06 |
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Feb 8 2010, 04:22 PM
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 I respect wood Group: Members Posts: 2336 Joined: 25-July 05 From: A japanese family's rec room Member No.: 47 |
QUOTE(snakehips @ Feb 8 2010, 04:09 PM)  Did his fatha play for Coventry City? I recall a 'Carr' playing for them. He might have been involved in a famous free-kick routine where one player chipped the ball up and the other volleyed it goalward (can't recall whether it hit the net or, if it did, was allowed, but I can distinctly remember seeing the free kick on MOTD). Older members MUST remember that?? Was pro, but never played for Coventry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Carr --------------------  |
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Feb 8 2010, 04:31 PM
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Club Captain Group: Members Posts: 8855 Joined: 26-July 05 Member No.: 115 |
QUOTE(The Mighty Hog @ Feb 8 2010, 04:22 PM) QUOTE(snakehips @ Feb 8 2010, 04:09 PM) Did his fatha play for Coventry City? I recall a 'Carr' playing for them. He might have been involved in a famous free-kick routine where one player chipped the ball up and the other volleyed it goalward (can't recall whether it hit the net or, if it did, was allowed, but I can distinctly remember seeing the free kick on MOTD). Older members MUST remember that?? Was pro, but never played for Coventry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Carr Thanks. If I can be arsed, I'll see if I can find out who I'm thinking off. Pretty sure it was a Carr. -------------------- To the tune of 'Sunlun til I die'
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Feb 8 2010, 04:37 PM
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Club Captain Group: Members Posts: 8855 Joined: 26-July 05 Member No.: 115 |
Willie Carr.
The free kick was scored, and allowed, but following that game the 'move' was banned. It's on youtube apparently. Those who haven't seen it, check it out as it's a piece of football history. EDIT: Coventry City v Everton 1970, btw. This post has been edited by snakehips: Feb 8 2010, 04:39 PM -------------------- To the tune of 'Sunlun til I die'
17.4.06 The Geordies thrashed the hicks 4 - 1 the score, who'd ask for more? 17.4.06 |
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Feb 8 2010, 07:12 PM
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 First Team Regular Group: Members Posts: 2747 Joined: 1-November 06 From: New Zealand Member No.: 1774 |
I think Alan Carr's a bit of a laugh in small doses ie when you're pissed up and channel hopping. I've no opinion on his Dad.
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Feb 8 2010, 08:24 PM
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 Chairman  Group: Shareholder Posts: 18247 Joined: 21-July 05 From: Tony Hart's desk... Member No.: 3 |
Pretty certain Carr Snr was in charge of Northampton when we beat them in the 3rd round of the cup in '87.
Don't even ask what dusty corner of my brain that nugget of stats come from - I have no idea 
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Feb 8 2010, 08:34 PM
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QUOTE(Craig @ Feb 8 2010, 08:24 PM) Pretty certain Carr Snr was in charge of Northampton when we beat them in the 3rd round of the cup in '87. Don't even ask what dusty corner of my brain that nugget of stats come from - I have no idea Yeah I remember that as well. |
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Feb 8 2010, 08:36 PM
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He must be wondering why he didn't wear a condom that awful night..
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Feb 9 2010, 12:30 AM
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 Poet, Warrior, King Group: Members Posts: 9016 Joined: 25-July 05 Member No.: 67 |
QUOTE(Kevin @ Feb 8 2010, 08:36 PM) He must be wondering why he didn't wear a condom that awful night..  I quite like Alan Carr. He's camper than a pink VW van but his style is more witty and generally less in the gutter than the likes of Graham Norton, who does nothing to dissuade the stereotype that all gays constantly make awful shitehawk blowjob and bumming jokes in some kind of perpetual Carry-On universe. Some do, of course. An old workmate of mine is gay and his friends' facebook comments are along the lines of: Richard: It's snowing again. Argh Richard's friend: What gay doesn't like to wake up to 12 inches! lol Grow up ffs. Anyway, where was I? I like Alan Carr. -------------------- That was different. The towering inferno was a big building that caught fire. You can't apply the same criteria to a priest trapped on an explosive milkfloat.
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Feb 9 2010, 02:19 AM
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 First Team Regular Group: Members Posts: 2052 Joined: 16-October 05 From: Whitley Bay! Member No.: 412 |
Alan Carr and that Fat pavarotti singin cunt off the car insurance advert are the two people id never get sick of punching the fuck out of!!
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Feb 9 2010, 08:19 AM
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 fwaff Group: Members Posts: 5317 Joined: 25-August 05 From: France Member No.: 311 |
A lot of suppression in here, let's hug this bitch out.
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Feb 9 2010, 09:32 AM
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 Magic Alex Group: Legend Posts: 47628 Joined: 25-July 05 From: Newcastle Member No.: 42 |
My Grandma's cousin (Graham, that is).
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