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DanTheMan

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  1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Elwes_(politician) Some batshit mental old British eccentric On a similar theme- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collyer_brothers
  2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Elwes_(politician) Some badshit mental old British eccentric On a similar theme- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collyer_brothers
  3. The SMB used to have a thread called 'Billy Bullshit' all about workplace liars- can't find the original but this was the continuation http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.ph...=billy+bullshit What I loved about it was how mundane most of it was- one bloke claimed to be related to the guy who invented Marrowfat peas until he was called out on it. My favourite was a bloke who said that one time he was working on a building site carrying a massive bit of wood over his head, when a gale blew and picked him up in the air. He said he landed in a field 2 miles away then got docked wages by his boss once he arrived back for skiving Also:
  4. C4 are re-running some of the classics on Sunday afternoons now- still maintain that no TV programme on Earth can stand up to classic Simpsons. Makes Family Guy look like the pile of wacky shit that it is.
  5. Think JJC is one of my favourite ever posters. Love how he turned up to the N/O football game, stood on the sidelines looking as scary as fuck and then left again My favourite JJC post, about his wife :lol;
  6. What a charming individual you are. And it'll be a different committee which investigates Murdoch.
  7. Congrats!
  8. I actually know the answer but I'm not going to tell you.
  9. Metropolis. 1927 silent film. Actually really good, was expecting to be bored to death. Really easy to get into despite lack of dialogue.
  10. I think you should invest in a Magic 8 Ball Kevin.
  11. Elephant- 3/10. Pretentious and dull indie film about a school shooting. Consisted mostly of showing how 'ordinary' the students are, so just an hour of watching them talk about absolutely nothing before they all get mowed down. City of God- 9/10. Brilliant film, brilliantly shot. Cracking twist at the end as well.
  12. Oh and This is England. 9/10. Really liked it, Stephen Graham was brilliant.
  13. Whattt, Up is brilliant. Bet you didn't cry at Toy Story either.
  14. You don't speak on behalf of anyone Kevin. You barely speak on behalf of yourself.
  15. You can check your balance at a cash machine can't you?