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[Gemmill]

I turned my skills to the kitchen yesterday, knocking together a pasta dish from Jamie Oliver's latest book.  And let me tell you, it was TO DIE FOR!  

Think I might make something else from it later on in the week when I've worked my way through what's left of this pasta.  Anyone else on here a budding GENIUS in the kitchen like me?

And never mind the "cooking is gay" stuff either.  I'm impervious to it.

[ChezGiven]

Cooking isnt gay, using phrases like 'to die for' is though.

I'm a culinary whizz kid, have been for years. Great way to impress the laydeez.

[catmag]

Keep up man, we had the cooking tips discussion over the weekend  

[GeordieMessiah]

All the best chefs are fat fuckers though...

I'll leave you to make your own calculations about how good a chef I am then!  

[Gemmill]

I'm pretty much hopeless tbh, but this book looks to be a piece of piss to make most of the stuff, so I'm gonna try and not be such a beans-on-toast-bellend from now on.

The gay use of to die for was intentional btw, hence the capitalisation.

[Gemmill]

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:28 AM, said:

Keep up man, we had the cooking tips discussion over the weekend  

I didn't see it.   Was that your cake thread?  How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man!

Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum....

[manc-mag]

You can't get into my kitchen for girls panties on the floor tbh I'M THAT GOOD!

[catmag]

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:30 AM, said:

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:28 AM, said:

Keep up man, we had the cooking tips discussion over the weekend  

I didn't see it.   Was that your cake thread?  How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man!

Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum....

Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though

Edited by catmag, 16 January 2007 - 09:33 AM.

[Gemmill]

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:32 AM, said:

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:30 AM, said:

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:28 AM, said:

Keep up man, we had the cooking tips discussion over the weekend  

I didn't see it.   Was that your cake thread?  How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man!

Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum....

Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though

I'll knock up a TWATcake tonight in your honour then.  

[GeordieMessiah]

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:30 AM, said:

Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum....

Aye...that confirms the gay rumours.  

[manc-mag]

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:32 AM, said:

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:30 AM, said:

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:28 AM, said:

Keep up man, we had the cooking tips discussion over the weekend  

I didn't see it.   Was that your cake thread?  How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man!

Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum....

Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though

Cheese....cake? Garlic Bread etc

[Gemmill]

GeordieMessiah, on Jan 16 2007, 09:34 AM, said:

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:30 AM, said:

Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum....

Aye...that confirms the gay rumours.  

Lip up fatty!

[catmag]

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:33 AM, said:

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:32 AM, said:

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:30 AM, said:

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:28 AM, said:

Keep up man, we had the cooking tips discussion over the weekend  

I didn't see it.   Was that your cake thread?  How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man!

Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum....

Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though

I'll knock up a TWATcake tonight in your honour then.  

You gonna use yourself as the ingredients?  

[ChezGiven]

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 10:28 AM, said:

I'm pretty much hopeless tbh, but this book looks to be a piece of piss to make most of the stuff, so I'm gonna try and not be such a beans-on-toast-bellend from now on.

The gay use of to die for was intentional btw, hence the capitalisation.

'Beans on toast Bellend' just sounds wrong.

The shit thing about getting into cooking is buying loads of shit which you think, i'm only ever going to use this when i cook this dish. The trick is to learn variations on the theme that keep your efforts fresh and interesting.

(I'm doing my best to sound like Phillip Schofield here, you started it though)

[manc-mag]

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:37 AM, said:

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:33 AM, said:

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:32 AM, said:

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:30 AM, said:

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:28 AM, said:

Keep up man, we had the cooking tips discussion over the weekend  

I didn't see it.   Was that your cake thread?  How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man!

Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum....

Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though

I'll knock up a TWATcake tonight in your honour then.  

You gonna use yourself as the ingredients?  

How playground was that?!

[Gemmill]

ChezGiven, on Jan 16 2007, 09:37 AM, said:

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 10:28 AM, said:

I'm pretty much hopeless tbh, but this book looks to be a piece of piss to make most of the stuff, so I'm gonna try and not be such a beans-on-toast-bellend from now on.

The gay use of to die for was intentional btw, hence the capitalisation.

'Beans on toast Bellend' just sounds wrong.

The shit thing about getting into cooking is buying loads of shit which you think, i'm only ever going to use this when i cook this dish. The trick is to learn variations on the theme that keep your efforts fresh and interesting.

(I'm doing my best to sound like Phillip Schofield here, you started it though)

I had to buy ground cinammon to go in this pasta thing yesterday.  Cinammon?  In pasta?  Couldn't even taste it tbh.

[ChezGiven]

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 10:37 AM, said:

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:33 AM, said:

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:32 AM, said:

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:30 AM, said:

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:28 AM, said:

Keep up man, we had the cooking tips discussion over the weekend  

I didn't see it.   Was that your cake thread?  How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man!

Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum....

Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though

I'll knock up a TWATcake tonight in your honour then.  

You gonna use yourself as the ingredients?  

[peasepud]

manc-mag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:31 AM, said:

You can't get into my kitchen for girls panties on the floor tbh I'M THAT GOOD!

You should keep your washing in a basket tbh

[catmag]

manc-mag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:38 AM, said:

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:37 AM, said:

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:33 AM, said:

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:32 AM, said:

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:30 AM, said:

catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:28 AM, said:

Keep up man, we had the cooking tips discussion over the weekend  

I didn't see it.   Was that your cake thread?  How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man!

Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum....

Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though

I'll knock up a TWATcake tonight in your honour then.  

You gonna use yourself as the ingredients?  

How playground was that?!