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Started by Gemmill , Jan 16 2007 09:24 AM

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#41
manc-mag

Posted 16 January 2007 - 10:25 AM

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peasepud, on Jan 16 2007, 10:23 AM, said:

manc-mag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:52 AM, said:

Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:50 AM, said:

I'm more like Big Cook, Little Cook tbh.

By the way, I don't watch Bodger and Badger, so wouldn't know of any lines from it, you gimps!

Big Cook Little Cock tbh

That can be your native american name.

Just about to knock the shit out of a buffallo wing stir fry.

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#42
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Posted 16 January 2007 - 01:27 PM

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Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 09:24 AM, said:

I turned my skills to the kitchen yesterday, knocking together a pasta dish from Jamie Oliver's latest book. And let me tell you, it was TO DIE FOR! :lol:

Think I might make something else from it later on in the week when I've worked my way through what's left of this pasta. Anyone else on here a budding GENIUS in the kitchen like me?

And never mind the "cooking is gay" stuff either. I'm impervious to it. :lol:

I can cook a bit.

I've got quite good at making curries. Not doing some chicken with sauce from a jar or owt, doing proper curries from scratch. I don't really follow recipies now, I just chuck all sorts in. Get a few fresh spices/herbs (like Corriander) and its very easy to make a really nice curry.

I can do stuff like Chilli Con Carne as well, and have tackled a Sunday dinner on a few occasions with success, and basic stuff like sausage and mash, its hard to go wrong there.

#43
Gemmill

Posted 16 January 2007 - 01:41 PM

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Might do a risotto for my next masterpiece like. Who knows?

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

#44
Meenzer

Posted 16 January 2007 - 01:43 PM

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Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 01:41 PM, said:

Might do a risotto for my next masterpiece like. Who knows?

Just make sure you don't accidentally use Rice Krispies. According to the kid on that fucking advert, they're so difficult to tell apart from normal rice.

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#45
Gemmill

Posted 16 January 2007 - 01:48 PM

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When I've exhausted everything Oliver's got to offer, I might have a look at that one you linked to earlier in the thread. Need to be sure this isn't a passing fad first. :lol:

You can get Oliver's book for £12 in Tesco btw - £26 RRP and all the money from it goes towards him training juvenile delinquents how to cook. I bet they fucking gob in the dishes!

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#46
Meenzer

Posted 16 January 2007 - 02:09 PM

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It's nowt special or anything, just the kind of comprehensive book of standard recipes every kitchen should have. And it has pretty pictures in it.

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Posted 16 January 2007 - 02:11 PM

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manc-mag, on Jan 16 2007, 09:31 AM, said:

You can't get into my kitchen for girls panties on the floor tbh I'M THAT GOOD!

Cannibal?

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Posted 16 January 2007 - 06:21 PM

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I can make some mean prawn fajitas. :lol:

Some people feel content pouring syrup on shit and calling it pancakes their whole lives.

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Posted 16 January 2007 - 06:34 PM

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Gemmill, on Jan 16 2007, 01:48 PM, said:

When I've exhausted everything Oliver's got to offer, I might have a look at that one you linked to earlier in the thread. Need to be sure this isn't a passing fad first. :lol:

You can get Oliver's book for £12 in Tesco btw - £26 RRP and all the money from it goes towards him training juvenile delinquents how to cook. I bet they fucking gob in the dishes!

Got wor lass Oliver's book for her birthday, she's really enjoying and has knocked up some seriously canny scran out of it. I just tend to make things up as I go along but sometimes it's good to get a bit of direction (just to keep from poisoning other folk more than owt else though, my stomach can handle anything)

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Posted 16 January 2007 - 06:51 PM

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I'm a total fucking ninja in the kitchen, if i do say so myself. Thing is, since i paid her fatha £3000 for a brand new £6000 kitchen that the pric has failed to finish fitting (18 months) I stay out of the kitchen in protest.

Gonna lift the ban on myself shortly due to the amount of time I'll have on my hands so I'll finish the kitchen myself then start digging out a few of Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall's favourite recipes, as he is without any doubt the best chef going, couple this with the fresh produce from my recently aquired allotment and I'll be on the telly before you can say 'percy pepper'.

"Now it's time for some wacky creations with our favourite Geordie Chef, Wacky Jnr"

You heard it here first :lol:

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#51
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Posted 16 January 2007 - 07:11 PM

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Don't you just hate January? I'm absolutely skint - too skint to do any shopping so I am having to resort to scraping the back of the cupboards to make some culinary delight for work tonight. My masterpiece this evening will be beans on toast with cheese on top and porridge for the 5am munchies :lol:

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Posted 16 January 2007 - 07:38 PM

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catmag, on Jan 16 2007, 07:11 PM, said:

I know the feeling, christmas has put a right hole in my pocket

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#53
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Posted 17 January 2007 - 09:27 AM

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Brought some of my pasta in for lunch today like. I imagine it'll be like the Diet Coke Break ad with lasses gathering outside my office to watch me eat it.

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

#54
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Posted 17 January 2007 - 09:28 AM

Gemmill, on Jan 17 2007, 09:27 AM, said:

Brought some of my pasta in for lunch today like. I imagine it'll be like the Diet Coke Break ad with lasses gathering outside my office to watch me eat it.

Aye, you imagine that mate :lol:

#55
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Posted 17 January 2007 - 09:30 AM

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Gemmill, on Jan 17 2007, 09:27 AM, said:

Brought some of my pasta in for lunch today like. I imagine it'll be like the Diet Coke Break ad with lasses gathering outside my office to watch me eat it.

Aye, they've got a sweepstake going as to how much of it actually ends up down your shirt..

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#56
Gemmill

Posted 17 January 2007 - 09:35 AM

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It's penne man. No stringy whiplash. I'll be fine. :lol:

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 09:37 AM

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Wacky Jnr, on Jan 16 2007, 06:51 PM, said:

I am planting some vegetables this week. Carrot's and Leeks. Know anywhere I can get some good seed potatoes?

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