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[catmag]

I had a dream last night that it was my wedding day and I realised I had no make-up on. I ended up running around a department store - Debenhams I think, using all of their free samples to put my face on. I was wearing my wedding dress and it ended up with smudges of powder etc down the front. Now that's pretty fucked up, not least because I rarely wear any make-up and have no wedding plans!

[Ayatollah Hermione]

I had a dream that followed on from a one I had last week. Is this sort of continuity common?

[Monkeys Fist]

I rarely remember my dreams, but had one last night which was horrible.
Was in North Korea on holiday with my family. We were taken prisoner by the army , and taken to a heavily guarded camp in the jungle. Strangely there was also some local festival taking place there??
The only way out was to cross a ravine, which was full of gigantic crocodiles, I'm talking fucking enormous here, 30ft and full of beans!
Somehow, my wife and son allowed across a bridge over this ravine, and set free, but I knew that me and my daughter were going to be shot.
Tried to escape down the ravine, these crocs leapt 50ft up the banks and almost got my daughter.
Then I woke up briefly, panicking like fuck, and went back to sleep.
The dream continued pretty much where I'd left it, but now there was an awful sense of doom hanging over it.
I looked over the ravine to see a temple on the opposite river bank, and soldiers were forcing locals to stand alone on the bank , where they were torn apart by the monster crocs.
Next thing I realise my daughter is over there, being pushed on to the bank.

A croc swallowed her whole, her screaming and kicking all the way down, and then I'm right there, slicing this croc open to get my daughter out. She's catatonic , and I then have to get us past a machine gun nest, which I petrol bombed.

Woke up then in a cold sweat, panting like I'd just run a marathon.

Bloody horrible. I can still remember the panic and feeling of doom.

[Jusoda Kid]

Dreamt i was standing crying over my brother in a coffin the other night

[JawD]

I used to keep a dream diary.  Was actually pretty interesting and I can still remember a few of them now.  You often remember your dream on waking but forget it moments later.  so you keep a book at your bed and write it down.  Lad I work with never ever remember his dreams.  I remember a fair few.  I think its because I have kids that wake me so Im often light sleeping or sleeping in that bit when you dream (before deep sleep).

[Gemmill]

Jusoda Kid, on 04 February 2012 - 10:11 PM, said:

Dreamt i was standing crying over my brother in a coffin the other night

Tiptoes or had they got you a stool?

[catmag]

Gemmill, on 05 February 2012 - 05:28 AM, said:

Jusoda Kid, on 04 February 2012 - 10:11 PM, said:

Dreamt i was standing crying over my brother in a coffin the other night

Tiptoes or had they got you a stool?

Typically empathetic

[McFaul]

Had a dream about my hairline gradually receding last night, it got to the stage where it was like Jim Robinson off Neighbours.  What a nightmare, if I start losing hair like, I think I'll probably bic it aal off than walk round like a monk.

[ajax_andy]

I have a re-occuring dream...

I'm sitting at work and working away on my pc, then I realise I need to do a shit.  Luckily my chair is a 'toilet chair' so I can just do a dump without even getting up.

So I proceed to curl one off, only half way through I suddenly get majorly self concious about the fact I'm taking a shit in front of all my work colleagues.  Non of them seem interested but I still suddenly think "of shit I'm doing a poo in to my chair!"

The other night it took a nasty twist where I had done my poo but was concious that a rather large bit hadn't 'broken off' and was kind of just hanging out of my arse... my boss asked me to take something upstairs but I knew if I did I'd have to stand up with a massive log hanging out of my backside which everyone would see.  I managed to stall her for a couple of minutes and luckily the turd fell off and in to the chair toilet just in the nick of time.  I then woke up.

Does anyone think I might need some serious help after reading that?

[Monkeys Fist]

Dump your job.









( quadruple entendre… )

[Armchair Pundit]

ajax_andy, on 21 February 2012 - 02:42 PM, said:

I have a re-occuring dream...

I'm sitting at work and working away on my pc, then I realise I need to do a shit.  Luckily my chair is a 'toilet chair' so I can just do a dump without even getting up.

So I proceed to curl one off, only half way through I suddenly get majorly self concious about the fact I'm taking a shit in front of all my work colleagues.  Non of them seem interested but I still suddenly think "of shit I'm doing a poo in to my chair!"

The other night it took a nasty twist where I had done my poo but was concious that a rather large bit hadn't 'broken off' and was kind of just hanging out of my arse... my boss asked me to take something upstairs but I knew if I did I'd have to stand up with a massive log hanging out of my backside which everyone would see.  I managed to stall her for a couple of minutes and luckily the turd fell off and in to the chair toilet just in the nick of time.  I then woke up.

Does anyone think I might need some serious help after reading that?

Oddly enough I've had similar dreams before myself, I just assumed they were down to a self confidence thing or something.

[ajax_andy]

Monkeys Fist, on 21 February 2012 - 07:03 PM, said:

Dump your job.









( quadruple entendre… )

Tek a boo son!  

[ajax_andy]

Armchair Pundit, on 21 February 2012 - 09:10 PM, said:

ajax_andy, on 21 February 2012 - 02:42 PM, said:

I have a re-occuring dream...

I'm sitting at work and working away on my pc, then I realise I need to do a shit.  Luckily my chair is a 'toilet chair' so I can just do a dump without even getting up.

So I proceed to curl one off, only half way through I suddenly get majorly self concious about the fact I'm taking a shit in front of all my work colleagues.  Non of them seem interested but I still suddenly think "of shit I'm doing a poo in to my chair!"

The other night it took a nasty twist where I had done my poo but was concious that a rather large bit hadn't 'broken off' and was kind of just hanging out of my arse... my boss asked me to take something upstairs but I knew if I did I'd have to stand up with a massive log hanging out of my backside which everyone would see.  I managed to stall her for a couple of minutes and luckily the turd fell off and in to the chair toilet just in the nick of time.  I then woke up.

Does anyone think I might need some serious help after reading that?

Oddly enough I've had similar dreams before myself, I just assumed they were down to a self confidence thing or something.

If you met me in the work place you would know that self confidence isn't an issue

In the simplest terms I can only think that it's because I think my job is utterly shit

[The Fish]

ajax_andy, on 22 February 2012 - 09:06 AM, said:

Armchair Pundit, on 21 February 2012 - 09:10 PM, said:

ajax_andy, on 21 February 2012 - 02:42 PM, said:

I have a re-occuring dream...

I'm sitting at work and working away on my pc, then I realise I need to do a shit.  Luckily my chair is a 'toilet chair' so I can just do a dump without even getting up.

So I proceed to curl one off, only half way through I suddenly get majorly self concious about the fact I'm taking a shit in front of all my work colleagues.  Non of them seem interested but I still suddenly think "of shit I'm doing a poo in to my chair!"

The other night it took a nasty twist where I had done my poo but was concious that a rather large bit hadn't 'broken off' and was kind of just hanging out of my arse... my boss asked me to take something upstairs but I knew if I did I'd have to stand up with a massive log hanging out of my backside which everyone would see.  I managed to stall her for a couple of minutes and luckily the turd fell off and in to the chair toilet just in the nick of time.  I then woke up.

Does anyone think I might need some serious help after reading that?

Oddly enough I've had similar dreams before myself, I just assumed they were down to a self confidence thing or something.

If you met me in the work place you would know that self confidence isn't an issue

In the simplest terms I can only think that it's because I think my job is utterly shit

You could use this as a motivator then mate; You want to move out but need a bit more cash. You don't like you're job and feel it's not challenging enough.

What kind of work are you doing, and what kind of work do you want to go into? There is such a variety on here that you'll definitely have someone who can shed some light on the subject.

[ajax_andy]

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You could use this as a motivator then mate; You want to move out but need a bit more cash. You don't like you're job and feel it's not challenging enough.

What kind of work are you doing, and what kind of work do you want to go into? There is such a variety on here that you'll definitely have someone who can shed some light on the subject.

Thanks mate, I work in education placing students in employment to gain vocational experience.

Or in other words finding work placements

I recently set up my own photography business www.andyhudsonphotography.co.uk which is what I hope to do full time at some point in the future, so am just ploughing all my efforts in to that and using the day job to pay the bills in the mean time.

If I can grow the business enough to do it full time then I'll be a lot happier in my work life I think

[The Fish]

Standard for photographers seems to be weddings and stuff like that

[ajax_andy]

The Fish, on 22 February 2012 - 12:04 PM, said:

Standard for photographers seems to be weddings and stuff like that

Yeah I have 5 booked in so far for this year and another 2 that have enquired so that should hopefully bring in a little bit of money... I'm not charging much at the moment though as just looking to build up my experience and portfolio.  Next year should see my prices put up a bit to a more profitable leve l though.

I've also been asked to do some edgy black and white portrait work for a British Superbike Rider, and also some behind the scenes documentary work on a race day... I'm hoping this will lead to more work like this in future, so that could be a decent money spinner and also pretty damn exciting

I'm realistic in my expectations though and know its going to take years to become an established figure in the wedding and portrait scene, but I like having something postive to work towards and hopefully in the mean time I can just earn a little cahs doing something I love.

[Ruler of Planet Houston]

I had a dream that I was at an Extreme concert and Nuno handed me his guitar from the stage so he could use a different one and I sat and messed on with it. For some reason it had a little white bit of lime stone jammed into the nut under the b string and I took it out and stuck a blue pushpin under it instead. Then his publicity manager...some blonde bitch with a bad attitude...came over to collect the guitar and I quickly flicked the pushpin out into the audience and she noticed and said "You shouldn't stick a pushpin in there, you'll damage it!" I said it wasn't a pushpin, it was a little white rock and it was already there. It all kicked off and we argued for about an hour about it. Then on the bus home (for some reason the band were on the same bus) we started fighting again and she had me thrown off with my suitcase and I had to walk home.

Now what the fuck is that all about?!?? I was still fuming with the bint when i woke up and wanted to go back to sleep and carry on with the fight!

Edited by Ruler of Planet Houston, 27 February 2012 - 12:31 PM.

[@yourservice]

Ruler of Planet Houston, on 27 February 2012 - 12:29 PM, said:

I had a dream that I was at an Extreme concert and Nuno handed me his guitar from the stage so he could use a different one and I sat and messed on with it. For some reason it had a little white bit of lime stone jammed into the nut under the b string and I took it out and stuck a blue pushpin under it instead. Then his publicity manager...some blonde bitch with a bad attitude...came over to collect the guitar and I quickly flicked the pushpin out into the audience and she noticed and said "You shouldn't stick a pushpin in there, you'll damage it!" I said it wasn't a pushpin, it was a little white rock and it was already there. It all kicked off and we argued for about an hour about it. Then on the bus home (for some reason the band were on the same bus) we started fighting again and she had me thrown off with my suitcase and I had to walk home.

Now what the fuck is that all about?!?? I was still fuming with the bint when i woke up and wanted to go back to sleep and carry on with the fight!

You had a dream with Extreme in it? Get the funk out.

[ajax_andy]

Ruler of Planet Houston, on 27 February 2012 - 12:29 PM, said:

I had a dream that I was at an Extreme concert and Nuno handed me his guitar from the stage so he could use a different one and I sat and messed on with it. For some reason it had a little white bit of lime stone jammed into the nut under the b string and I took it out and stuck a blue pushpin under it instead. Then his publicity manager...some blonde bitch with a bad attitude...came over to collect the guitar and I quickly flicked the pushpin out into the audience and she noticed and said "You shouldn't stick a pushpin in there, you'll damage it!" I said it wasn't a pushpin, it was a little white rock and it was already there. It all kicked off and we argued for about an hour about it. Then on the bus home (for some reason the band were on the same bus) we started fighting again and she had me thrown off with my suitcase and I had to walk home.

Now what the fuck is that all about?!?? I was still fuming with the bint when i woke up and wanted to go back to sleep and carry on with the fight!

Suppressed homosexuality I'm afraid

Edited by ajax_andy, 27 February 2012 - 03:09 PM.