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ChezGiven

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You filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp.

Bit out of the blue? Need reminding?

Last saturday night you tagged along to my mate's studio along from the Telegraph. Remember that bit? How about the bit where you go and piss in the corridor of his place of work 4 metres away from a toilet? He invited you back, bought you drinks and in return for this kind hospitality and generosity you piss inside the building where he works. You fucking tramp.

I would have put this up earlier but i was hoping that we could download the CCTV footage of you emptying your bladder and post it up on here. Unfortunately, thats not possible but if Andrew does manage to get it onto his PC then rest assured, i'll resurrect this and post it up.

The facilities management people are going to charge him for the clean up and were understandably fucking annoyed. I expect you to pay me the cost next time i see you at the Trent.

Anything to say for yourself?

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Someones been a bad boy.  :icon_lol:

Edited by khay, 23 August 2007 - 01:02 PM.


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Shit the bed.

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:icon_lol: Gold

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The first line's going in my sig.

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View PostSkol, on Aug 23 2007, 03:02 PM, said:

:icon_lol: Gold
Literally!
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Always came across as a nice respectable character on this board as well.

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View Postkhay, on Aug 23 2007, 02:13 PM, said:

Always came across as a nice respectable character on this board as well.

It's the nice ones you need to watch

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Some people feel content pouring syrup on shit and calling it pancakes their whole lives.

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Must have thought he saw a referee sleeping on the corridor floor or something.
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ChezGiven

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Must have been brought up in a fucking slum more like, the pikey little shit.

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It's post like this that make me think i should start posting again  :D
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hahahahahaahahaa

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View PostMrBass, on Aug 23 2007, 02:26 PM, said:

Must have thought he saw a referee sleeping on the corridor floor or something.
Talk about playing a Floor-Wee-Wee formation.
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View PostSonatine, on Aug 23 2007, 03:15 PM, said:

It's post like this that make me think i should start posting again  :D

It's about time  :icon_lol:

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View PostMeenzer, on Aug 23 2007, 03:30 PM, said:

View PostMrBass, on Aug 23 2007, 02:26 PM, said:

Must have thought he saw a referee sleeping on the corridor floor or something.
Talk about playing a Floor-Wee-Wee formation.

:D That's fucking terrible.
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Unlucky.




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