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Started by J69 , Aug 02 2008 10:28 PM

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#61
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 08:06 AM

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he has only gone and won the bloody gold medal
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#62
Happy Face
Posted 11 August 2008 - 08:51 AM

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MVB just gave me a blumkin.

What an accomodating bloke.

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#63
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 08:53 AM

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All the evidence points to the fact that the real cunt here is J69 and who am I to argue with that?

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 08:54 AM

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 Brock Manson, on Aug 10 2008, 08:26 PM, said:

 The Fish, on Aug 10 2008, 02:35 PM, said:

 Park Life, on Aug 10 2008, 02:03 PM, said:

He just popped over and brushed me teeth for me. Diamond bloke.
My Mam and dad are coming back from Scotland in their motorhome and both front tyres have worn down to the rim on the inside of the Tyre. MvB pulled over, fashioned a quick BBQ from an upturned trolley, threw a couple porterhouse steaks on there and turned his attention to the van. Hoisting it onto his shoulders he adressed the tyres, convincing them with his usual charm and affable nature to re-inflate and not to do it again. Set it back down in time to serve up the Steaks and sat to have a nice chat with my Dad about genealogy while complimenting my Mam on her cross-stitching.

I also heard he was heading off to Ossetia to act as a cease fire enforcer, volleying the missiles and mortars back from whence they came disarming them in the process.

Leave it to Fish to make a joke not funny anymore.  :o
:anal: so true

#65
DanTheMan
Posted 11 August 2008 - 02:20 PM

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 Stevie, on Aug 11 2008, 09:54 AM, said:

 Brock Manson, on Aug 10 2008, 08:26 PM, said:

 The Fish, on Aug 10 2008, 02:35 PM, said:

 Park Life, on Aug 10 2008, 02:03 PM, said:

He just popped over and brushed me teeth for me. Diamond bloke.
My Mam and dad are coming back from Scotland in their motorhome and both front tyres have worn down to the rim on the inside of the Tyre. MvB pulled over, fashioned a quick BBQ from an upturned trolley, threw a couple porterhouse steaks on there and turned his attention to the van. Hoisting it onto his shoulders he adressed the tyres, convincing them with his usual charm and affable nature to re-inflate and not to do it again. Set it back down in time to serve up the Steaks and sat to have a nice chat with my Dad about genealogy while complimenting my Mam on her cross-stitching.

I also heard he was heading off to Ossetia to act as a cease fire enforcer, volleying the missiles and mortars back from whence they came disarming them in the process.

Leave it to Fish to make a joke not funny anymore.  :nufc:
:anal: so true

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#66
The Fish
Posted 11 August 2008 - 02:58 PM

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 DanTheMan, on Aug 11 2008, 03:20 PM, said:

 Stevie, on Aug 11 2008, 09:54 AM, said:

 Brock Manson, on Aug 10 2008, 08:26 PM, said:

 The Fish, on Aug 10 2008, 02:35 PM, said:

 Park Life, on Aug 10 2008, 02:03 PM, said:

He just popped over and brushed me teeth for me. Diamond bloke.
My Mam and dad are coming back from Scotland in their motorhome and both front tyres have worn down to the rim on the inside of the Tyre. MvB pulled over, fashioned a quick BBQ from an upturned trolley, threw a couple porterhouse steaks on there and turned his attention to the van. Hoisting it onto his shoulders he adressed the tyres, convincing them with his usual charm and affable nature to re-inflate and not to do it again. Set it back down in time to serve up the Steaks and sat to have a nice chat with my Dad about genealogy while complimenting my Mam on her cross-stitching.

I also heard he was heading off to Ossetia to act as a cease fire enforcer, volleying the missiles and mortars back from whence they came disarming them in the process.

Leave it to Fish to make a joke not funny anymore.  :rolleyes:
:icon_lol: so true

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wait, what? <_<

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 11:31 AM

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