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#41
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:10 PM

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Meenzer, on Jul 29 2005, 08:08 PM, said:

DanTheMan, on Jul 29 2005, 10:04 PM, said:

And it doesn't have to be a poem, could be a play.  :icon_lol:

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Much Ado About Nothing?

The Comedy Of Errors?

The Mincer Of Venice?

The Bumming Of The Shrimp?

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:blush: Bastid.  :P

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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:12 PM

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DanTheMan, on Jul 29 2005, 09:10 PM, said:

Meenzer, on Jul 29 2005, 08:08 PM, said:

DanTheMan, on Jul 29 2005, 10:04 PM, said:

And it doesn't have to be a poem, could be a play.  :P

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Much Ado About Nothing?

The Comedy Of Errors?

The Mincer Of Venice?

The Bumming Of The Shrimp?

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:rolleyes: Bastid.  :blush:

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:icon_lol:
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:13 PM

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I think this thread alone justifies the new forum TBH. Quality banter.

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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:14 PM

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It's certainly a lot gayer over here so far, isn't it?  :icon_lol:
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:16 PM

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Meenzer, on Jul 29 2005, 08:14 PM, said:

It's certainly a lot gayer over here so far, isn't it?  :icon_lol:

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Not a bad thing.  :P

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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:18 PM

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Gemmill, on Jul 29 2005, 08:33 PM, said:

Who would it be?  :P

Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. :blush:

Haway then.  Who's brave enough to answer?  <_<   And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick.  You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list.

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Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! :icon_lol:

Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! :rolleyes:
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:20 PM

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Get me and Meenzer one. :icon_lol:

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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:22 PM

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Aye, I think "Mincer" in the "Member" font would do quite nicely.  :icon_lol:
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:22 PM

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DanTheMan, on Jul 29 2005, 09:20 PM, said:

Get me and Meenzer one. :blush:

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Meenzer may get the Gay Pride one....

You'll just get a slap :P

(actually you'd probably enjoy that :icon_lol:)
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:28 PM

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Craig, on Jul 29 2005, 09:18 PM, said:

Gemmill, on Jul 29 2005, 08:33 PM, said:

Who would it be?  :blush:

Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. :rolleyes:

Haway then.  Who's brave enough to answer?  :angry:   And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick.  You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list.

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Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! :icon_lol:

Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! <_<

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Admit it.  There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. :P
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:31 PM

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Gemmill, on Jul 29 2005, 09:28 PM, said:

Craig, on Jul 29 2005, 09:18 PM, said:

Gemmill, on Jul 29 2005, 08:33 PM, said:

Who would it be?  :rolleyes:

Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. <_<

Haway then.  Who's brave enough to answer?  :angry:   And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick.  You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list.

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Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! :icon_lol:

Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! :angry:

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Admit it.  There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. :P

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Fuck off bean counter! :blush:

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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:34 PM

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Just cos we're in touch with our sexuality. :icon_lol:

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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:35 PM

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Gemmill, on Jul 29 2005, 09:28 PM, said:

Craig, on Jul 29 2005, 09:18 PM, said:

Gemmill, on Jul 29 2005, 08:33 PM, said:

Who would it be?  :blush:

Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. <_<

Haway then.  Who's brave enough to answer?  :angry:   And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick.  You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list.

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Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! :icon_lol:

Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! :angry:

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Admit it.  There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. :P

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Fucking hell, Scott. You're putting off me cup of tea!  :rolleyes:
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:36 PM

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DanTheMan, on Jul 29 2005, 09:34 PM, said:

Just cos we're in touch with our sexuality. :P

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I'm gonna remind you of this thread Danny when you put that pot of glue down! :icon_lol:
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:37 PM

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Craig, on Jul 29 2005, 09:31 PM, said:

Gemmill, on Jul 29 2005, 09:28 PM, said:

Craig, on Jul 29 2005, 09:18 PM, said:

Gemmill, on Jul 29 2005, 08:33 PM, said:

Who would it be?  :rolleyes:

Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. <_<

Haway then.  Who's brave enough to answer?  ;)   And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick.  You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list.

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Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! :icon_lol:

Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! :angry:

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Admit it.  There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. :P

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Fuck off bean counter! :blush:

;)

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"Go on Jenson.  Accelerate through me chicane". :angry:
Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:40 PM

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Well it would need to be a right shagger that chooses 50 Cent.

I hear he likes you to shoot 50 times...
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:41 PM

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Gemmill, on Jul 29 2005, 08:37 PM, said:

"Go on Jenson.  Accelerate through me chicane". :angry:

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BASTARD!!!!!

5th drink over keyboard moment  :icon_lol:  :P  :blush:  :rolleyes:  <_<
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:41 PM

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I rushed in there with pretty boy responses without considering the full array of opportunities i'd have.  Any bloke in history?

I'd bost Hitlers arse all over...."Have my Granda killed will you?  You short arse, inferiority complex having, slug on your lip wearing twat!"  He wouldn't walk for a month.

Then I'd do Jesus.  You can take your religion and stick it where I'm going to ram my cock.

Have I gone too far?

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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:41 PM

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Gemmill, on Jul 29 2005, 08:37 PM, said:

Craig, on Jul 29 2005, 09:31 PM, said:

Gemmill, on Jul 29 2005, 09:28 PM, said:

Craig, on Jul 29 2005, 09:18 PM, said:

Gemmill, on Jul 29 2005, 08:33 PM, said:

Who would it be?  :rolleyes:

Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. <_<

Haway then.  Who's brave enough to answer?  ;)   And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick.  You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list.

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Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! :icon_lol:

Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! :angry:

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Admit it.  There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. :P

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Fuck off bean counter! :blush:

;)

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"Go on Jenson.  Accelerate through me chicane". :angry:

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Bet there'd be nee time for a pit stop either.

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Posted 29 July 2005 - 08:41 PM

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Scottish Mag, on Jul 29 2005, 08:40 PM, said:

Well it would need to be a right shagger that chooses 50 Cent.

I hear he likes you to shoot 50 times...

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And the 6th!  :icon_lol:  :P
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