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[PaddockLad]

Verbally abusing old ladies isn't big or clever, whatever your opinions mate. How about a hammer and sickle flag left fluttering from your house before you go away on June though?

Had some sad news at the weekend, we heard that our 80 year old mate has passed on. He went to watch Newcastle home and away all his life and was doing so right up to early January this year when he was admitted to hospital, sadly he never really came out, save for the odd weekend with his daughter. He attended 5 FA cup finals, actually saw us win 3! RIP Frank Couzens, Newcastle United fan.

I came home from work early today feeling dog rough and shitting through the eye of a needle, promptly and violently emptied the contents of my digestive tract all over the bathroom. Am still passing rusty piss through my postern exit. As an experianced self-diagnoser, I reckon the prawn roll at 9 30 this morning may well be the culprit

[sweetleftpeg]

I'm pissed off royally with work at the minute so I'm doing what I normally do in these situations which is keeping my head down and grafting. Or pissing about on here.

[Monroe Transfer]

Excited.

Getting my PS VIta delivered any time now. Feel like a child at Christmas.

But... I'm not a child, I'm working from home today and I just had a ton of work sent through to me. This is going to be a long day.

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt]

NJS, on 21 February 2012 - 07:35 PM, said:

Disappointed that I'm too nice - just had some nice old woman knock on my door to see how I felt about a street party for the jubilee - she gave me a "any strong objections" option but I just said I wasn't interested in taking part.

I suppose an "I abhor the institution and think anyone who respects or supports it any way, shape way or form has absolutely no sense of self-pride or dignity" wouldn't have went down well.

I suppoose I still have the option of going mental on the day but I've booked a week off anyway and will probably get the fuck out of the country.

Why didn't you just say, "yes, I do not support any monarchy, it is against my principles/beliefs/whatever."

Don't have to be nasty about it.

[Brock Manson]

I feel awesome. Just utterly pwned Ozma in FF9.

[McFaul]

sweetleftpeg, on 22 February 2012 - 08:58 AM, said:

I'm pissed off royally with work at the minute so I'm doing what I normally do in these situations which is keeping my head down and grafting. Or pissing about on here.

[CleeToonFan]

Delighted, got a 69 in my first 'proper' (ie one that's more than like 10% count) essay for Uni . One mark off a first and I thought I was doing shite, s'all about keeping it up when it matters though.

[Jill]

Slightly stressed at the minute. Looking for a house (to buy), constantly got viewings on our current flat (rented), my mam's partner is in hospital after emergency surgery on a blocked bowel yesterday, work is a total nightmare as I'm doing unfamiliar things with little input from others. Each time I get on top of one thing, something else goes tits up. Just trying to soldier on though - looking forward to a quiet night tonight to get my head together.

[J69]

Idioteque, on 21 February 2012 - 12:24 AM, said:

Feeling wary

Got the opportunity to move to city centre in a nice apartment with me mate, something is telling me to go for it but I'd be paying double what I'm paying me mum keep at the moment without food and bills (£350 a month I'd be paying) and I'm only earning about 1k a month atm, I'm only 20 and want my own independence but at the same time I don't want to be skint all the time but my local would be my favourite boozer in town

going to sleep on it and I'm off the rest of the week after  tomorrow so I'll be spending it thinking and job hunting for better paid jobs in town

wish I 'only' had £650 a month spare tbh!

[Christmas Tree]

Very excited.

Friday is my equivalent of your Monday. Start of a busy weekend of very long shifts.

And then our lass comes in and says no work for you tomorrow, taking you away for a night off from parenthood at a place called the Maften Hall hotel. (I dont want to hear any bad stories    )

So midday tomorrow the pinny will come off and the I will be whisked away for some much needed r and r.

Its only one night but god Im looking forward to it. And then back on Saturday just in time to head off for the game. (Might even get dropped off in the town on the way back).

Happy Days.

Edited by Christmas Tree , 23 February 2012 - 08:45 PM.

[Ayatollah Hermione]

I was teabagged in Matfen Hall Hotel by a man who said he was there for foreplay and FOREPLAY ONLY. Would never visit again.

[Monkeys Fist]

You lying little shite!
We agreed- teabags and rims.

[trophyshy]

Monkeys Fist, on 23 February 2012 - 10:09 PM, said:

You lying little shite!
teabags and rims.

Because of all my pride,
The tears I've gotta hide!

[Monkeys Fist]

trophyshy, on 23 February 2012 - 10:28 PM, said:

Monkeys Fist, on 23 February 2012 - 10:09 PM, said:

You lying little shite!
teabags and rims.

Because of all my pride,
The tears I've gotta hide!

I saw him today, I saw his faeces
It was a faeces I loved.

[Howmanheyman]

After two previous tests I now have an interview followed by another paper exercise/test for a job I've been after. Its a right fuck on but it's the only show in town atm. Fingers crossed from the nice people please, cloven hooves crossed from the rest.

[wykikitoon]

You slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag MF!

First time I've cycled in two weeks after a chest infection and moving house.  Dont feel 100% but its a start.  Knocked my training back a good month

BUT

Its nearly the weekend and got a few nice jobs planned for the new house

[wykikitoon]

Howmanheyman, on 24 February 2012 - 08:21 AM, said:

After two previous tests I now have an interview followed by another paper exercise/test for a job I've been after. Its a right fuck on but it's the only show in town atm. Fingers crossed from the nice people please, cloven hooves crossed from the rest.

Good luck man!

[ewerk]

Best of luck HMHM.

[Christmas Tree]

ewerk, on 24 February 2012 - 09:01 AM, said:

Best of luck HMHM.

Plus 1

[Monkeys Fist]

Toes crossed here for you HowmanHM