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The Belta Minge thread NSFWIncluding Jenas , a pig and Fat people.
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Besty
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#1642
Posted 02 May 2012 - 01:30 PM
Kevin S. Assilleekunt
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TheHonourableMember, on 02 May 2012 - 12:36 PM, said:
Gillian Anderson, couldn't remember her name. Don't get me wrong, I think she's quite fit, but sexiest woman in the world? Like the Hitchens wannabe here says, it's all about publicity / flavour of the month. Although what 15 year olds are wanking over is obviously a big consideration for FHM. Know your market and all that.
The test of a real man is when he says he's going to fuck off, he fucks off. None of this dilly-dallying about like some sort of pubescent Norwegian with a confused sexual identity. Let it be clear, if it wasn't already: I am not a fan of your 'zany' ramblings.
#1643
Posted 02 May 2012 - 01:47 PM
Gemmill
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Cher Lloyd isn't even the 25th sexiest lass on her caravan site ffs.
Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!
#1644
Posted 02 May 2012 - 04:08 PM
Monkeys Fist
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Barney, on 02 May 2012 - 01:28 PM, said:
Jizz.
I love it when a page starts like this.
Btw. Basic Sexy 101.
This is …
This isn't.
Here endeth the lesson.
Jusoda Kid, on Jan 22 2011, 03:39 PM, said:
racing_argentina, on 28 April 2012 - 07:59 PM, said:
williamson, you are more bad than drugs
#1645
Posted 02 May 2012 - 05:23 PM
JawD
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Cher Lloyd? Fucking hell. All I see in her is some cheap chavvy skank. some good looking lasses are a turn off when they start to speak, Cher Lloyd is a turn off to deaf or blind people.
You may say I'm a dreamer.....
#1646
Posted 02 May 2012 - 05:25 PM
Brock Manson
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Gillian Anderson came across as a complete bitch on Graham Norton - really contemptuous and up herself.
Some people feel content pouring syrup on shit and calling it pancakes their whole lives.
#1647
Posted 02 May 2012 - 06:26 PM
Kevin S. Assilleekunt
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I wouldn't mind being up herself either
#1648
Posted 02 May 2012 - 06:28 PM
Monkeys Fist
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I'd shit in her baguette like.
Jusoda Kid, on Jan 22 2011, 03:39 PM, said:
racing_argentina, on 28 April 2012 - 07:59 PM, said:
williamson, you are more bad than drugs
#1649
Posted 02 May 2012 - 06:34 PM
Kevin S. Assilleekunt
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If I saw shorty in the club I'd be like
OH MA GOSH
OH MA GOSH
OH MA GOSH
OH MA GOSH
I'd be like
OH OH
OHOH
OH OH
OHOH
OH OH
OHOH
OH OH
OHOH
OH MA GOSH
#1651
Posted 03 May 2012 - 10:27 AM
Ruler of Planet Houston
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Monkeys Fist, on 02 May 2012 - 04:08 PM, said:
I love it when a page starts like this.
Btw. Basic Sexy 101.
This is …
Can't say I am keen on her belly button like
Kneel!
#1652
Posted 03 May 2012 - 12:36 PM
Davey Dave
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Sort of a little nsfw. Don't let yourself be caught watching is all.
<Insert witty signature here>
#1654
Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:02 PM
Monkeys Fist
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Davey Dave, on 03 May 2012 - 12:36 PM, said:
Sort of a little nsfw. Don't let yourself be caught watching is all.
Jusoda Kid, on Jan 22 2011, 03:39 PM, said:
racing_argentina, on 28 April 2012 - 07:59 PM, said:
williamson, you are more bad than drugs
#1655
Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:57 PM
tooner
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someone on here used to have a gif of this as their ava.....can't remember who
#1656
Posted 04 May 2012 - 06:02 AM
J69
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Idioteque, on 02 May 2012 - 08:54 PM, said:
Terry the rapist!
#1657
Posted 04 May 2012 - 06:46 AM
MrBass
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Do the Saltwater...
tooner, on 03 May 2012 - 01:57 PM, said:
someone on here used to have a gif of this as their ava.....can't remember who
Aye this one,
...and it wasn't me that had it as my ava btw.
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Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
#1658
Posted 06 May 2012 - 12:15 PM
Smooth Operator
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You used to get it in your fishnets,
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
Landed in a very common crisis.
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
Landed in a very common crisis.
#1659
Posted 06 May 2012 - 12:18 PM
Monkeys Fist
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Chebs are too small.
Still.…
Still.…
Jusoda Kid, on Jan 22 2011, 03:39 PM, said:
racing_argentina, on 28 April 2012 - 07:59 PM, said:
williamson, you are more bad than drugs
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