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[Park Life]

Monkeys Fist, on 26 April 2012 - 08:43 PM, said:

Bollocks.
When you look down and see a gut instead of your cock, surely you'd say to yourself "enough"?

If you fancy a biscuit have one. Have two.
But don't have the whole packet.

It's not difficult to work out or do. ( Unless your brain is encased in so much blubber it has ceased to function.)

Yeah it's just about biscuits. I shall put aside my Hagel and Marx and go to war with Jacobs.

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt]

Stop with the bullshit Mr. P. If you carry on with that, CT will start copy and pasting Marx quotes in an attempt to justify his gluttony.

[Meenzer]

Proper tubby at the minute like. I've even admitted defeat and signed up to myfitnesspal.com to see if I can track my calorie consumption a bit better.

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt]

Why don't you just go with it? Are you hirsute? Could cultivate a bear look, I've heard that's popular amongst certain parts of society.

[Meenzer]

Kevin S. Assilleekunt, on 03 May 2012 - 11:17 PM, said:

Why don't you just go with it? Are you hirsute? Could cultivate a bear look, I've heard that's popular amongst certain parts of society.

Not particuarly, and besides, bears tend to be into other bears. Which: not in the slightest.

[ChezGiven]

"someone's been eating my porridge" said daddy bear.

Ewwww.

[Meenzer]

Salty or sweet?

[ewerk]

Meenzer, on 04 May 2012 - 02:00 AM, said:

Not particuarly, and besides, bears tend to be into other bears. Which: not in the slightest.

[ChezGiven]

Old people like it salty, I think daddy bear has it sweet though.

[Christmas Tree]

New major European study out today says that waist to height ration (whr) is now a better indicator of fat related illnesses and life expectancy than BMI or simply waist measurement alone.

Nobody's WHR should be over 50%

So if your 6th high your waist should be no more than 36

An WHR of 70% can reduce your life expectancy by 25%

Nice are deciding whether to roll out the new guidelines.

[JawD]

Makes more sense. BMR is known to be bollocks. 16st of fat is very different to 16st of muscle.

[Christmas Tree]

5-8 by 34.

Happy days

[Park Life]

Need to start gyming a bit for the hols.

[Ant]

so at 6'1 i can be 36" waist but at nearly half a foot shorter you can be spot on at 34"? seems a bit off like.

[catmag]

Ant, on 12 May 2012 - 10:11 AM, said:

so at 6'1 i can be 36" waist but at nearly half a foot shorter you can be spot on at 34"? seems a bit off like.

I'm only 5'4" !! I don't think I've ever had a 27" waist - even as a child

[Gemmill]

catmag, on 12 May 2012 - 10:16 AM, said:

I'm only 5'4" !! I don't think I've ever had a 27" waist - even as a child

Try again, maths spaz.

[Ant]

shes hungover but in that hangover state where she thinks she's alright " it's a beautiful day, the birds are swaying the trees are singing, might go for a walk"

[Gemmill]

Christmas Tree, on 12 May 2012 - 09:51 AM, said:

5-8 by 34.

Happy days

Hanging your gut over a pair of 34 inch jeans isn't in the spirit of this thing.

[catmag]

Gemmill, on 12 May 2012 - 10:19 AM, said:

Try again, maths spaz.

Ant, on 12 May 2012 - 10:21 AM, said:

shes hungover but in that hangover state where she thinks she's alright " it's a beautiful day, the birds are swaying the trees are singing, might go for a walk"

Shut up, you two I'm not hungover, my eyes are just tired...