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Sports Direct staff members hope for 44,000 each

Started by Irrelevant Nick KP , Jul 14 2011 07:58 AM

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#141
StoneColdStephenIreland
Posted 17 July 2011 - 11:32 PM

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For everyone's own sanity is there a way for Leazes to be blocked from this thread?

Because shit will go down, yi kna sayin
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#142
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Posted 17 July 2011 - 11:45 PM

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;)  aye just wait till uncle leazes gets back from his training camp in the foothills of pakistan and reads all this .
y might wanna put some more suntan lotion on for it Nick .
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#143
StoneColdStephenIreland
Posted 17 July 2011 - 11:48 PM

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Nah, he'll need the best lube that he can get his hands on, as Leazes shepherd loving member will be heading straight for Nicks namby pamby, Ashley loving bottom

;)

Edited by StoneColdStephenIreland, 17 July 2011 - 11:49 PM.

Wipes his ass sitting down crew
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#144
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Posted 18 July 2011 - 05:49 AM

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View PostStoneColdStephenIreland, on Jul 18 2011, 12:48 AM, said:

Nah, he'll need the best lube that he can get his hands on, as Leazes shepherd loving member will be heading straight for Nicks namby pamby, Ashley loving bottom

;)

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#145
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Posted 18 July 2011 - 06:14 AM

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View PostLoveTheBobby, on Jul 18 2011, 03:49 PM, said:

View PostStoneColdStephenIreland, on Jul 18 2011, 12:48 AM, said:

Nah, he'll need the best lube that he can get his hands on, as Leazes shepherd loving member will be heading straight for Nicks namby pamby, Ashley loving bottom

;)

" . . could be trouble in the goalmooth "

"He shoots..........
.....Nick scores"

#146
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Posted 18 July 2011 - 08:01 AM

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View Postsammynb, on Jul 18 2011, 07:14 AM, said:

View PostLoveTheBobby, on Jul 18 2011, 03:49 PM, said:

View PostStoneColdStephenIreland, on Jul 18 2011, 12:48 AM, said:

Nah, he'll need the best lube that he can get his hands on, as Leazes shepherd loving member will be heading straight for Nicks namby pamby, Ashley loving bottom

;)

" . . could be trouble in the goalmooth "

"He shoots..........
.....Nick scores"

. . just the remnants of a pair of shredded Speedos left strewn along the shoreline .
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#147
Happy Face
Posted 18 July 2011 - 08:25 AM

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2000 * £40,000 = £80million

Could have bought CRonaldo with that  ;)

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#148
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Posted 18 July 2011 - 09:04 AM

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I was delighted for Darren Clarke even before I realised that it was going to cost Mike Ashley £2m  ;)

Edited by alex, 18 July 2011 - 09:05 AM.

#149
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Posted 18 July 2011 - 11:10 AM

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Nick, Run and hide while you still can because I'm sensing a Wynnlike surfacing of sensitive information for you at some stage.
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#150
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Posted 16 February 2012 - 07:49 AM

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3,000 Sports Direct workers in line for £31,000 bonus windfall each

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More than 3,000 Sports Direct workers are in line for bonuses of £31,000 each after the firm earmarked bumper profits.

Under a four year scheme, which kicked off last year, staff get shares if the firm hits targets.

Bosses yesterday revealed that they’re “certain” to reach the first target – underlying EBITDA profits of £215million in the year to April.

And Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley, who has a big stake in Sports Direct, is also on track for a windall after the company said profits would exceed £225m.

If the business meets other targets by 2015, Ashley will be granted six million shares three years later.

Those shares are currently worth £17m – up a cool £5m since the arrangement was announced in December last year.

Sports Direct, which has nearly 400 stores and owns brands including Slazenger, Donnay and Karrimor, said retail sales rose 10.2% to £408.6m in the 13 weeks to January 22.

It is banking on a further boost from a summer of sports with the Olympics and Euro footie tournament.

#151
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Posted 16 February 2012 - 08:01 AM

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Whatever became of Nick?
'Mike Ashley doesn't know anything about football ... and Derek Llambias knows even less than him' - Kevin Keegan

#152
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Posted 16 February 2012 - 08:15 AM

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Fair play like, that's real capitalism. If you make it you can have it, if you don't you go bust. None of this bankers bonus/football economy bullshit.
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#153
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Posted 16 February 2012 - 09:01 AM

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View Postewerk, on 16 February 2012 - 08:01 AM, said:

Whatever became of Nick?
What became of his victims?

#154
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Posted 16 February 2012 - 09:16 AM

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