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[Ruler of Planet Houston]

I just don't get this ebay technique shit. You decide you won't pay more than £100...put that in as max...if someone bids more you lose, but had no intention of paying more. Simple

[catmag]

Just had my annual renewal letter this morning from the NMC reminding me that I have to pay £76 by March for the privilege of staying registered as a nurse. I have to pay them for me to be able to work. Lush.

[Jan]

F**king DIY my house looks like a bomb has hit (been this way off and on since November.) Roll on the weeked when normaility will return for a few days at least.

[Christmas Tree]

Taxi medical.

Blood pressure, eye test, piss in a bottle......

That'll be £85 sir.  

[sweetleftpeg]

catmag, on 09 February 2012 - 10:44 AM, said:

Just had my annual renewal letter this morning from the NMC reminding me that I have to pay £76 by March for the privilege of staying registered as a nurse. I have to pay them for me to be able to work. Lush.

We have to do the same to be tutors. £68 to an organisation that do fuck all apart from send me a pretty piss poor newsletter 4 times a year.

[Dr Gloom]

micro managers. fuck off and let me do the job already! i don't need another email reminding me of what i'm doing. i'm know what i'm doing - i'm fucking doing it, you moron!

[sweetleftpeg]

Co-workers who constantly complain about everyone and everything all the time yet do fuck all about it. Put up or shut up.

[Gemmill]

sweetleftpeg, on 10 February 2012 - 11:45 AM, said:

catmag, on 09 February 2012 - 10:44 AM, said:

Just had my annual renewal letter this morning from the NMC reminding me that I have to pay £76 by March for the privilege of staying registered as a nurse. I have to pay them for me to be able to work. Lush.

We have to do the same to be tutors. £68 to an organisation that do fuck all apart from send me a pretty piss poor newsletter 4 times a year.

310 quid a year for me to continue to claim I'm an accountant! Work give me it back though.

[SouthernMag]

People Who Continuously Type Every Word In A Sentence With A Capital Letter.

As well as people not knowing the difference between your / you're and their / there / they're

[guttierrors]

care workers on minimum wage paying 60+quid for an enhanced crb

[catmag]

Clothes shopping. Fucking hate it.

[ToonMarshy]

Amen to that, no idea who me other half can spend a whole afternoon doing it

[Brock Manson]

Twats using a whole bottle of cologne.

Was walking behind two nobbers on the train platform who reeked of that shitty hollister one (the scent that assaults your nostrils if you have the misfortune of walking past one of the hovels). I'd advocate pushing them in front of an oncoming train tbh.

[Gemmill]

Puffs who call after shave "cologne".

[Monroe Transfer]

"Eau de toilet"

[Brock Manson]

Walking down Guildford high street yesterday and some half term little rar twat exclaimed: "Oh I am literally dead!"

No you weren't you fucker, but you almost were.

[RobH]

Having an Itunes playlist does not qualify you as a DJ. Especially when the playlist is populated by the likes of Pitbull

[Ruler of Planet Houston]

When you ask someone how long something will take and then they look at their watch and say "about 10 minutes". What the hell did the watch tell them?