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[RobH]

People saying 'Newcaarstle'.

[Gejon]

Was thinking recently about the hypocrisy of Northerners to the Southern pronunciations actually

I think it's fair to say we all say some words incorrectly, ye knaa?

[Monkeys Fist]

True, except we say them the right way, they don't.

[JawD]

Kids that wake you at 5am for no fucking reason.

[JawD]

Emails from my microsoft exchange telling my my mail box is nearly full.

Smokers hanging around shop doorways like a cloud of flys.

Gratuitous swearing, especially by lasses

A shit load of driving things but I'll sum it up with - People who dont drive with common sense.

[McFaul]

luckyluke, on 25 October 2011 - 10:10 PM, said:

McFaul, on 25 October 2011 - 11:17 AM, said:

My all time pet hate, which will give HF license to say you'd do it in Spain, I know I've said this before but I'll say it again.  When you're in a Pakistani shop keepers shop you're getting served, and the ignorant bastards are talking away in some ridiculous language when their English is better than mine.  To make matters worse they've got some ridiculous asian musical wuwuwuwuwuwuweeeeeewuwuwuwuwuuuuuu and ye wanna fuckin bomb the place.  It makes me to say something I'll regret to them every time, utter ignorance at its' highest level, and I can't think of anything that winds me up more.

In the style of Begbie at Tommy's wake....."aaaaaaaaaaaaaye!?!"

[McFaul]

People that say "you've got a lot of work to do this week sahnn" when it's pretty fucking obvious I have.

[JaMoUsE]

At uni 'academics' honestly all think they are these incredibly intelligent and intellectual superhumans. Disgustingly rude and arrogant. Glorified middle school teachers

[wykikitoon]

noaliasmike, on 25 October 2011 - 09:59 PM, said:

Mercedes drivers. Ignorance combined with an over-sized car. Great idea!

Add to that Audi Drivers!

[Gemmill]

wykikitoon, on 26 October 2011 - 07:51 AM, said:

noaliasmike, on 25 October 2011 - 09:59 PM, said:

Mercedes drivers. Ignorance combined with an over-sized car. Great idea!

Add to that Audi Drivers!

Fuck you pushbike boy.

[wykikitoon]

Gemmill, on 26 October 2011 - 08:38 AM, said:

wykikitoon, on 26 October 2011 - 07:51 AM, said:

noaliasmike, on 25 October 2011 - 09:59 PM, said:

Mercedes drivers. Ignorance combined with an over-sized car. Great idea!

Add to that Audi Drivers!

Fuck you pushbike boy.

Wahhhhheeeeyyyyy! Nailed on you had one Gem

[Ant]

Aye indeed, bet you go up between cars at lights and such too

[wykikitoon]

Ant, on 26 October 2011 - 08:40 AM, said:

Aye indeed, bet you go up between cars at lights and such too

Why not?  Advantage of a bike init.

[Gemmill]

You just know wykiki is weaving in and out of cars and stuff, swooping across lanes and all the rest of it, and going fucking mental when he nearly comes a cropper cos of it.

[wykikitoon]

Gemmill, on 26 October 2011 - 08:43 AM, said:

You just know wykiki is weaving in and out of cars and stuff, swooping across lanes and all the rest of it, and going fucking mental when he nearly comes a cropper cos of it.

Nah, cant stand silly cunts who weave in and out of traffic.  Their as bad as an impatient car driver.  I always take over them silly bastards further down the line anyways

I do though, try and get to the front of the queue at traffic lights though so I can get out of the way of the cars etc quicker so I dont hold up the traffic.  On my commute I am lucky its got a decent cycle network.  Not that matters like, you still get silly cunts sitting in the cycle lane in their 4x4.

[Ant]

wykikitoon, on 26 October 2011 - 08:42 AM, said:

Ant, on 26 October 2011 - 08:40 AM, said:

Aye indeed, bet you go up between cars at lights and such too

Why not?  Advantage of a bike init.

because you get in the way of me accelerating!

especially these "i'll buy a bike to get fit" pricks who wobble all over the show when they take off

[wykikitoon]

Ant, on 26 October 2011 - 09:42 AM, said:

wykikitoon, on 26 October 2011 - 08:42 AM, said:

Ant, on 26 October 2011 - 08:40 AM, said:

Aye indeed, bet you go up between cars at lights and such too

Why not?  Advantage of a bike init.

because you get in the way of me accelerating!

especially these "i'll buy a bike to get fit" pricks who wobble all over the show when they take off

Ah, so if I am in the queue in front of you which is what I do, what happens then?

[JawD]

wykikitoon, on 26 October 2011 - 07:51 AM, said:

noaliasmike, on 25 October 2011 - 09:59 PM, said:

Mercedes drivers. Ignorance combined with an over-sized car. Great idea!

Add to that Audi Drivers!

I'll flip that and say Mini drivers.  The undersized car seemingly has to be made up for by driving like an arse.

[wykikitoon]

JawD, on 26 October 2011 - 09:53 AM, said:

wykikitoon, on 26 October 2011 - 07:51 AM, said:

noaliasmike, on 25 October 2011 - 09:59 PM, said:

Mercedes drivers. Ignorance combined with an over-sized car. Great idea!

Add to that Audi Drivers!

I'll flip that and say Mini drivers.  The undersized car seemingly has to be made up for by driving like an arse.

  Aye.

Like you said earlier though JawD, drivers now'adays dont really drive with any common sense.  Its all ME, ME, ME.  No thought of other road users at all.

[Ant]

I don't give a stuff if you're legitimately in front of me because I arrived after you, i'll wait for a gap and go round you safely.
but when you cruise to the top of the queue past me or beside me if i'm already at the top then you deserve to be knocked into the pavement for being a knob and not obeying the rules of the road (that goes for motorbikes and all).

@JawD, aye but mini's are made by bmw now so obviously they've instilled the "act like a prick" bit into all those models