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View PostKevin S. Assilleekunt, on 22 November 2011 - 03:46 PM, said:

From Carroll's perspective it's definitely better to cash in now. He doesn't exactly lead an ascetic lifestyle and there's a chance he may deteriorate early because of this. Whilst evergreen professionals like Phil Neville and Ryan Giggs practice yoga and strict diets to maintain their athleticism, Carroll is downing 13 pints of stella and collapsing face-first into urinals flooded with piss on a nightly basis. Allegedly.
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13 pints? Lightweight.

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williamson, you are more bad than drugs

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Carroll gets through that before breakfast,
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A Wetherspoons breakfast then. ;)

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williamson, you are more bad than drugs

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View PostMonkeys Fist, on 22 November 2011 - 07:27 PM, said:

View PostKevin S. Assilleekunt, on 22 November 2011 - 03:46 PM, said:

From Carroll's perspective it's definitely better to cash in now. He doesn't exactly lead an ascetic lifestyle and there's a chance he may deteriorate early because of this. Whilst evergreen professionals like Phil Neville and Ryan Giggs practice yoga and strict diets to maintain their athleticism, Carroll is downing 13 pints of stella and collapsing face-first into urinals flooded with piss on a nightly basis. Allegedly.
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13 pints? Lightweight.
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I just don't think the system Liverpool play suits him. They spent a lot of money on him, yet don't use him correctly. He played here under a system that suited him to the ground...hoooooooooof.. ;)

His drinking has got worse as well. Allegedly.
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Talking to my Liverpool supporting mates at work last night, all but one reckon he's poor and the one that didn't said he needs to adapt his game. I don't think he can and I wouldn't be surprised if he's loaned out then eventually flogged

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View Postjaythesouthernmag, on 24 November 2011 - 11:47 AM, said:

Talking to my Liverpool supporting mates at work last night, all but one reckon he's poor and the one that didn't said he needs to adapt his game. I don't think he can and I wouldn't be surprised if he's loaned out then eventually flogged

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View PostDr Gloom, on 22 November 2011 - 09:01 AM, said:

I wonder if Carroll regrets the move now. He was a guaranteed starter for us. I suppose the lure of his hometown hallowed number 9 shirt wasn't as big a deal as it was to Shearer. You could argue he was forced out by the owners who were determined to cash in but if he'd really wanted to stay he could have dragged his heels. I still think he's a good player and would walk back into our starting 11 but he clearly isn't as good as some thought. Never a 35m player in a million years. 10-15m aye, no more

Think 15m tops.

IMO the move was 2-3 years too early. Nobody is going to turn down 35m however and Carroll is reportedly on 65k now.
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heh carroll will get sick of liverpool believe me all our players do when they leave to go there
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heh lol yeah liverpool are twatterfaces

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yep liverpool is full of scouse cunterhead prick faces snot heads
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Carroll's Christmas has come early.

http://news.bbc.co.u...ll/16186556.stm

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Liverpool striker Luis Suarez handed eight-match FA ban

Liverpool's Luis Suarez has been handed an eight-match ban and a £40,000 fine after being found guilty of racially abusing Manchester United's Patrice Evra by the Football Association.


Of course this makes it more than likely that Carroll will play against us.

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View PostMonroe Transfer, on 20 December 2011 - 08:13 PM, said:

Carroll's Christmas has come early.

http://news.bbc.co.u...ll/16186556.stm

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Liverpool striker Luis Suarez handed eight-match FA ban

Liverpool's Luis Suarez has been handed an eight-match ban and a £40,000 fine after being found guilty of racially abusing Manchester United's Patrice Evra by the Football Association.


Of course this makes it more than likely that Carroll will play against us.
Well, the thieves have got two weeks to appeal, so not necessarily.
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Also means Bellamy is more likely to start, which isn't such good news. Willing to bet he'll win an appeal and it'll be reduced. Also be interested to see how this sits as a precedent for when and if John Terry is found guilty. Will the FA ban England's sometimes captain?

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View PostDr Kenneth Noisewater, on 20 December 2011 - 08:22 PM, said:


Well, the thieves have got two weeks to appeal, so not necessarily.

True, but as it stands he's out of the game.

I know it's supposedly some Uruguayan slang he used ('negrito') but I wonder how Liverpool's black players feel about it. Then again - off the top of my head the only non-white player they have is Johnson.
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They'll probably field a slightly weakened lineup as the play Manchester City in the cup just 4 days later. Should be interesting regardless.
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View PostMonroe Transfer, on 20 December 2011 - 08:31 PM, said:

View PostDr Kenneth Noisewater, on 20 December 2011 - 08:22 PM, said:

Well, the thieves have got two weeks to appeal, so not necessarily.

True, but as it stands he's out of the game.

I know it's supposedly some Uruguayan slang he used ('negrito') but I wonder how Liverpool's black players feel about it. Then again - off the top of my head the only non-white player they have is Johnson.
As I understand it he'll be allowed to play until the end of his appeal? That's what I thought the Beeb said anyway.

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I wasn't aware of any appeal, I only know what I quoted above.
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View PostMonroe Transfer, on 20 December 2011 - 08:35 PM, said:

I wasn't aware of any appeal, I only know what I quoted above.

:lol: wasn't having a go mate.


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They've got 2 weeks to appeal and in that time Suarez is fit to play. So in other words a player gets charged for racism and they still alow them to play, until the inevitable Liverpool appeal comes in and then they'll reduce the ban anyway.

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