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Figured since we're getting an influx of new members recently an introductions thread might be of use!

anyone new who wants to feel free to use it.


use the following if you want (which i have completely ripped off from another forum as i'm utterly lazy)

Real Name:
Age:
Birthplace:
Whereabouts:
Job:
Favourite Club: (if Not Newcastle)
Favourite Band:
Favourite Food:
Favourite Drink:
Favourite Place:
Favourite Tv Show(s):
Favourite Film:
Footballing Heroes:
Footballing Villains:
Other Teams:
Other Sports:
Role Model(s):
Plans For The Future:
5 Things To Do Before You Die:

So Jim, have I ever told you about the old country? The songs! Oh Jim, they'd melt your face.
"Ohh I live in a shoe on Moore Street, I'm a prostitute from Newry".

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You first.
'Mike Ashley doesn't know anything about football ... and Derek Llambias knows even less than him' - Kevin Keegan

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Bad spambot!

Edited by Ant, 19 January 2012 - 07:23 AM.


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why can't they all be like Dadoon

So Jim, have I ever told you about the old country? The songs! Oh Jim, they'd melt your face.
"Ohh I live in a shoe on Moore Street, I'm a prostitute from Newry".

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Go on then :)


Real Name: Andrew
Age: 46
Birthplace: South Shields
Whereabouts: Boldon
Job: Taxi Driver and Philosopher
Favourite Club: Newcastle
Favourite Band: Abba
Favourite Food: Balti Pies
Favourite Drink: Kronnenburg, Baileys or a cheeky sherry
Favourite Place: Florida
Favourite Tv Show(s): Currently Criminal minds
Favourite Film: Hairspray
Favourite Shark: Dead ones
Footballing Heroes: Beardsley
Footballing Villains: Gary Rowel
Other Teams: Senegal
Other Sports: Golf if pushed
Role Model(s): Neville Peppiatt (Former boss who was a hard working but fun loving family man)
Plans For The Future: Continue living the dream that is my life.
5 Things To Do Before You Die: Tour Europe again by car. See Newcastle win something. Ride a jet ski. Gallop on a horse. One last fag.

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Neville fucking Peppiatt?
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The Sales Director at SCS?
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View PostGemmill, on 19 January 2012 - 09:01 AM, said:

The Sales Director at SCS?

Aye, how did you know that.....google I guess.

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Nah i'm a big fan. Retired in 99, if memory serves?
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At the very top. Glory days tbf.
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Ah, that Neville Peppiatt.
Anyway:


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View PostGemmill, on 19 January 2012 - 09:11 AM, said:

Nah i'm a big fan. Retired in 99, if memory serves?

:lol:

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I must admit though, CT, you seem a very happy bloke. There's a lot to be said for waking up happy every day. Well played, sir.
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I'll represent the admin team then make it look like this thread is useful

Real Name: Ant
Age: 29
Birthplace: Ireland-Belfast
Whereabouts: boringly in a hospital, but at 3pm as an fa cup final kicked off.
Job: Programmer
Favourite Club: Newcastle
Favourite Band: Pixies/Talking Heads
Favourite Food: Italian or Mexican
Favourite Drink: Jamesons
Favourite Place: Anywhere but here generally
Favourite Tv Show(s): The A-team is the greatest show ever made,The West Wing , Sopranos, House,The Shield, The Wire etc
Favourite Film: Platoon
Footballing Heroes:  Paul McGrath, Maradona
Footballing Villains: Thierry Henry, Michael Owen
Other Teams: AC Milan, Ireland
Other Sports: Rugby
Role Model(s): Mr.T & Gemmil
Plans For The Future: Find myself living in a shotgun shack, in another part of the world, with a large automobile and a beautiful wife.
5 Things To Do Before You Die: All traveling related boring things

So Jim, have I ever told you about the old country? The songs! Oh Jim, they'd melt your face.
"Ohh I live in a shoe on Moore Street, I'm a prostitute from Newry".

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I've always considered myself the caucasian answer to Mr T.
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This thread should probably be in general chat, someone competant should move it

So Jim, have I ever told you about the old country? The songs! Oh Jim, they'd melt your face.
"Ohh I live in a shoe on Moore Street, I'm a prostitute from Newry".

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View PostGemmill, on 19 January 2012 - 09:19 AM, said:

I must admit though, CT, you seem a very happy bloke. There's a lot to be said for waking up happy every day. Well played, sir.

Thank you.

I think there's enough unhappiness waiting for us all in later life and being a taxi driver I see and hear it everyday. Seems we might as well make the most of whatever we have in life while we can and remind yourself as often as you can how lucky you are.

There's very few things in each of our lives that really, really matter, then rest is just dressing.

I appreciate it sounds crappy but it works for me. :)

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View PostChristmas Tree, on 19 January 2012 - 09:27 AM, said:

View PostGemmill, on 19 January 2012 - 09:19 AM, said:

I must admit though, CT, you seem a very happy bloke. There's a lot to be said for waking up happy every day. Well played, sir.

Thank you.

I think there's enough unhappiness waiting for us all in later life and being a taxi driver I see and hear it everyday. Seems we might as well make the most of whatever we have in life while we can and remind yourself as often as you can how lucky you are.

There's very few things in each of our lives that really, really matter, then rest is just dressing.

I appreciate it sounds crappy but it works for me. :)
Yeah good philiosophy tbf. I'm pretty similar although probably too laid back / nihilistic tbh.

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Real Name: Davey

Age: 38

Birthplace: Hong Kong. (no, honest!)

Whereabouts: Newcastle East

Favourite Band: Don't have a favourite but listening to Eurythmics/Annie Lennox quite a bit lately.

Favourite Food: All sorts but wont touch seafood.

Favourite Drink: Lager, Guinness, vodka and red wine.

Favourite Place: sitting in a villa, in the sun, not at work, listening to my daughters playing in the swimming pool.

Favourite Tv Show(s): Father Ted

Favourite Film: Godfather, Goodfellas, The Sting, plus I'm a sucker for the likes of Ben Hur/Where Eagles Dare/Jason and the Argonauts etc. :)

Favourite Shark: Least favourite is the bloke who sold the likes of Duff to Shepherd plus Redknapp.

Footballing Heroes: KK followed by the likes of Beardsley, Gazza, Davey Mac and David Kelly

Footballing Villains: Too many too mention!!

Role Model(s): Just the odd person here and there and all in 'real life'.

Plans For The Future: Be happy, healthy and watch over my family.

5 Things To Do Before You Die: Watch us win a cup, get a job I like, spend a night with Penelope Cruz, win the lottery and go in a yet to be invented virtual reality machine where I can stand in the Gallowgate end again.
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Did we used to have someone on here/toon chat/N-O who was obsessed with sharks? HTT? Or have I just imagined that?
That was different. The towering inferno was a big building that caught fire. You can't apply the same criteria to a priest trapped on an explosive milkfloat.




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