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What the hells a video journalist??????

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View PostChristmas Tree, on 19 January 2012 - 04:16 PM, said:

What the hells a video journalist??????
Camera man ;)

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View Postalex, on 19 January 2012 - 04:19 PM, said:

View PostChristmas Tree, on 19 January 2012 - 04:16 PM, said:

What the hells a video journalist??????
Camera man ;)

http://www.bbc.co.uk...deo-journalism/

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View Postalex, on 19 January 2012 - 04:19 PM, said:

View PostChristmas Tree, on 19 January 2012 - 04:16 PM, said:

What the hells a video journalist??????
Camera man ;)

nope. camera work is the one thing i can't do, though we're having training for that later this year as one of our specialist cameramen took redundancy. budgets are tight so as well as scripting, producing, presenting and editing our own video packages, we will now be expected to film and light them too. quality will inevitable suffer when you're out filming as a one man band but that's where the industry is going: belt tightening is more important than production values right now.
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View PostDr Gloom, on 19 January 2012 - 04:37 PM, said:

View Postalex, on 19 January 2012 - 04:19 PM, said:

View PostChristmas Tree, on 19 January 2012 - 04:16 PM, said:

What the hells a video journalist??????
Camera man ;)

nope. camera work is the one thing i can't do, though we're having training for that later this year as one of our specialist cameramen took redundancy. budgets are tight so as well as scripting, producing, presenting and editing our own video packages, we will now be expected to film and light them too. quality will inevitable suffer when you're out filming as a one man band but that's where the industry is going: belt tightening is more important than production values right now.

For a news channel sort of thing?

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that kind of thing, yeah :)
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Real Name: Andrew, disappointed to find I share a name with CT

Age: 22

Birthplace: England - Burnley

Whereabouts: Still there for now

Job: Student - Game Design

Favourite Club: Newcastle

Favourite Band: Joe Bonamassa

Favourite Food: Changes on any given day, owt but fish

Favourite Drink: Tea ( ;) ) alcohol wise I dont drink much but there isnt much I dont like

Favourite Place: No idea, spend most of my time at home in my room since my house is always full of folk

Favourite Tv Show(s): pfffft to chose just one...Futurama/Simpsons

Favourite Film: Bourne(s)

Footballing Heroes: Shearer (predictable) Kaka, loved him when he was at Milan before all the injuries

Footballing Villains: John Terry, Ashley Cole, most of the England team

Other Teams: In Spain Deportivo, France PSG, Italy AC Milan, Germany Dortmund

Other Sports: Cricket

Role Model(s): no big standouts

Plans For The Future: Graduate, Get Job, Married etc

5 Things To Do Before You Die: Own a Custom Gibson Les Paul, Leave the UK for Work, Work in the Game Industry in some way...some others

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View PostSemimental, on 15 April 2012 - 09:09 PM, said:

youve said all you were going to say three times now stevie man

just tell us :lol:


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View PostDr Gloom, on 19 January 2012 - 05:03 PM, said:

that kind of thing, yeah :)

:lol: Admit it, your one of the shopping channel tarts!

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View PostChristmas Tree, on 19 January 2012 - 05:15 PM, said:

View PostDr Gloom, on 19 January 2012 - 05:03 PM, said:

that kind of thing, yeah :)

:lol: Admit it, your one of the shopping channel tarts!

ha, nothing that exciting.
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View PostDr Gloom, on 19 January 2012 - 05:50 PM, said:

View PostChristmas Tree, on 19 January 2012 - 05:15 PM, said:

View PostDr Gloom, on 19 January 2012 - 05:03 PM, said:

that kind of thing, yeah :)

:lol: Admit it, your one of the shopping channel tarts!

ha, nothing that exciting.

This has just popped up on my twitter if you want to come home :lol:

http://jobs.holdthef...ournalists.html

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Real Name: Neil
Age: 47
Birthplace: South Shields
Whereabouts: Chelmsford for the last 15 years
Job: BI developer/analyst
Favourite Club: (if Not Newcastle) Newcastle for my sins
Favourite Band: Manics, Placebo, Pixies, U2, Black Sabbath, Smashing Pumpkins
Favourite Food: Indian - Jalfrezi or Karahai, also love F&C
Favourite Drink: Beer - Bulmers original cider, spirits - brandy sours, non-alco - milk
Favourite Place: Barcelona
Favourite Tv Show(s): Babylon 5, Angel, West Wing, House, QI
Favourite Film: Dogma, Grosse Pointe Blank, Blade Runner, T2
Favourite Shark:
Footballing Heroes: Bearsdley, Gazza, Cole, Lee, Kenny Wharton and Steve Carney
Footballing Villains:Ashley Cheat, Joe Cheat, Kenny Burns, Steve Bennet (ref)
Other Teams: I don't follow any other team but have a list of teams apart from the obvious ones I like to see lose - Forest, Stevenage, Hereford come to mind.
Other Sports: Not fussed watching anything - occasionally Tour de France and cricket if theres a result imminent.
Role Model(s): My Dad
Plans For The Future: Grow old happy with no health problems - especially dementia/alzheimers etc.
5 Things To Do Before You Die:Visit every country on earth, see Newcastle win something, get back to being as fit as I was 15 years ago (allowing for age), live long enough to see personal jet packs, invent something world changing.

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Real Name: Richard
Age: 34
Birthplace: Consett
Whereabouts: London
Job: Banker (apologies!)
Fave Club: Newcastle
Fave Band: Leftfield
Fave Food: Sushi
Fave Drink: Quilmes, Bombay Sapphire
Fave Place: St Andrews
Fave TV: Auf Wiedersehn Pet, The Wire, Early Doors
Fave Film: Shawshank Redemption, The Lives of Others, City of God
Fave Shark: Jaws
Footballing Heroes: Keegan, Sir Bob, Gazza, Messi, Zidane
Footballing Villains: Gary Neville, Dennis Wise, Phil Thompson, Michael Owen, Alan Smith
Other Teams: Soft spot for St Etienne, PSG and Barca
Other Sports: Golf, Rugby Union, Darts
Role Model: My Dad
Plans for the future: Spending more time somewhere warm during winter
5 Things: See Newcastle win a trophy, learn to drive, visit as many countries as possible, live in Paris, become fluent in French



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Real Name: Tom

Age: 22

Birthplace: Reading

Whereabouts: ^

Job: Trainee Project Manager

Favourite Club: Newcastle United

Favourite Band: Bowling For Soup

Favourite Food: Chicken kiev with cheesy broccoli pasta and cherry tomatoes (I'll even admit that even though it's very easy I rarely make it all from scratch!)

Favourite Drink: Kilkenny or Wychwood's 'Big Bertha' (both draught)

Favourite Place: Milan, Nottingham, Sanibel Island FL

Favourite Tv Show(s): Deadwood, Dexter, Frasier, Hellsing, Justified, Sons of Anarchy, South Park

Favourite Film: too many to list. The original Saw movie is up there though of course.

Favourite Shark: The San Jose Sharks

Footballing Heroes: Steve Coppell, Les Ferdinand, Leo Messi, Laurent Robert, the entire of the Reading 106 team - best football I've ever seen and a whole season of it!

Footballing Villains: Harry Redknapp, John Terry, Sergio Ramos, Shane Long (the most frustrating, limited, overrated player I've had the misfortune to watch for several seasons)

Other Teams: Reading, Sampdoria

Other Sports: Badminton, Ice Hockey

Role Model(s): The chef who trained me in Nottingham, all my English teachers from school and my dad.  

Plans For The Future: Hope to move into a development chef/product developer role working with food one day. Once the career's sorted, hope to get a place with the girlfriend.

5 Things To Do Before You Die: Finish my novel, work a stint in an Italian restaurant kitchen (as well as learn the language), buy my own flat/house, own a NUFC season ticket and finally to come up with the perfect vegan sausage recipe!!!
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How can you support two clubs?
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Like this....  I support Blyth and newcastle....  There you go, piss easy

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View PostJ69, on 19 January 2012 - 09:34 PM, said:

Like this....  I support Blyth and newcastle....  There you go, piss easy

In a nutshell!

Newcastle have always been my favorite team, Reading my local so I support both. Always go with NUFC when the two meet.
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Real Name: Dave
Age: 30
Birthplace: Ashington
Whereabouts: London
Job: Radio Network Manager for the fiwf
Fave Club: Newcastle
Fave Band: Genuinely don't have one, but currently it's The Shins again. I'm sure it'll change in a week or so.
Fave Food: Curry. You can't beat a good curry and even average ones are tastier than most other dishes imo
Fave Drink: Filling this out is revealing how fucking fickle I am, I don't have an all time favourite, I like Glen Livet, but currently my favourite is a pint of Ubu
Fave Place: Nassau, Bahamas
Fave TV: West Wing, The Wire, Any Attenborough documentary.
Fave Film: Godfather, Dark Knight, Iron Man, Anchorman
Fave Shark: Groove
Footballing Heroes: Sir Bob, Shearer. Only two that haven't let me down too badly tbh
Footballing Villains: Michael Owen, Sam Allardyce, El Hadji Albert Diouf
Other Teams: AFC Wimbledon and I usually have a soft spot for a couple of teams in the lower leagues, for a season at a time
Other Sports: ODI and 20/20 cricket-ish
Role Model: Dad
Plans for the future: Some winter sun, find a girl, settle down etc.
5 Things to do: See Newcastle win something, run a own comedy night/club again, write something that's worth while releasing to general public, make sure my kids are good people, retire to a sunny beach and have fun posting on a football forum playing the role of unhinged coot


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Real Name: Noel.

Age: 79

Birthplace: Huddersfield (mother was in service there, time spent in Huddersfield 48 hours before being brought to Gateshead)

Whereabouts: Southern California.

Job: Retired manufacturing manager.(mostly in yacht building)

Favourite Club: (if Not Newcastle) England.

Favourite Band: Eagles, Bread, Abba.

Favourite Food: Fish n' chips, chinky food.

Favourite Drink: Mountain Dew.

Favourite Place: Geordieland.

Favourite Tv Show(s): Jeopardy, Law & Order SVU.

Favourite Film: Red River.

Favourite Shark: the one in Universal Studios.

Footballing Heroes: Bobby Charlton, Wor Jackie, Gazza, Shearer.

Footballing Villains: Archie Gemmill, Denis Wise.

Other Teams: Only England, in any sport.

Other Sports:  SEX, but there doesn't seem to be any available for free at my age.

Role Model(s): My Uncle George who raised me from the age of 10.

Plans For The Future: What future? Every day above ground is the future for me.

5 Things To Do Before You Die: Visit Gateshead, have nooky, visit Newcastle, have nooky, that's 4 so have nooky again if the first one didn't finish me off.

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:lol:
Some people feel content pouring syrup on shit and calling it pancakes their whole lives.

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Good crack Noelie.  :nufc:




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