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Valentines Day ---- Any Plans?

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:27 AM

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As the latest tweet from NUFC reminds us....

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Valentines day is fast approaching, so why not show your loved one how special she is with some Newcastle United...
https://shop.nufc.co...&sub_dept_id=01

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Think I might pass on this option.

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Guest_alex_*
Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:27 AM

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Could you imagine getting your lass that? :lol: Proppa gyppo

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:31 AM

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no idea, I've got her birthday before that too, and have no idea what to get for either.

Valentines Day is the easier of the 2 mind.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:34 AM

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:lol: I think I'd need a gum shield.

Seriously how fucking tacky are we becoming these days?  It's tacky enough having PUMA shirts.  What next NUFC vibrators and lube?

View PostBernardRighton, on 12 April 2012 - 12:17 PM, said:

Just poetry that. Like watching Stevie play at the Pitz.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 12:53 PM

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View PostMcFaul, on 25 January 2012 - 10:34 AM, said:

:lol: I think I'd need a gum shield.

Seriously how fucking tacky are we becoming these days?  It's tacky enough having PUMA shirts.  What next NUFC vibrators and lube?
:lol:

Syrup flavour for the Ba fans :lol:
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 01:04 PM

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Dear god, that's horrific.
Nobody knows but me..

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 01:08 PM

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Wonder if you can get it with numbers on the back. "PERCH 14" would round off the effect nicely.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 05:46 PM

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Fuck all plans. The mrs will probably cook a meal, which she does most nights come to think of it, and if she's really lucky I might dress up as a gay swan and urinate on the lawn like I did last year.

Anyone else find the face on that woman in the photo at the top as irritating as I do? Can't explain why but I hate her.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 05:48 PM

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Her left eye is huge.
Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 05:52 PM

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The puffy face doesn't help either - She looks like one of those party balloons with a face on and someone's squeezing it from the back.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 07:45 PM

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Mass effect 3 demo!

View PostMcFaul, on 15 April 2012 - 09:26 PM, said:


View PostSemimental, on 15 April 2012 - 09:09 PM, said:

youve said all you were going to say three times now stevie man

just tell us :lol:


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Brock Manson
Posted 25 January 2012 - 08:12 PM

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No cards or presents because we both agree it's bollocks but we do go out on a date.

My turn to pick a restaurant this time. Thinking one of those Argy grill places so I can have a decent steak. She can have the potatoes, seeing as she's vegetarian.
Some people feel content pouring syrup on shit and calling it pancakes their whole lives.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 08:21 PM

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Love Puma shirts btw, but that is the tackiest thing ever. Gross, who on earth would :lol:

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 08:23 PM

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View PostBrock Manson, on 25 January 2012 - 08:12 PM, said:

No cards or presents because we both agree it's bollocks but we do go out on a date.

My turn to pick a restaurant this time. Thinking one of those Argy grill places so I can have a decent steak. She can have the potatoes, seeing as she's vegetarian.

:lol:

I think I'm going to get a few drinks down Ms TS then take her up the Brighton Wheel, if that's alright with her.

Edited by trophyshy, 25 January 2012 - 08:24 PM.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 08:30 PM

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Depravity! :D
Some people feel content pouring syrup on shit and calling it pancakes their whole lives.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:34 PM

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Thinking cocktails, Neptune and Bed.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:50 PM

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View PostChristmas Tree, on 25 January 2012 - 10:34 PM, said:

Thinking cocktails, Neptune and Bed.

She's probably thinking "bath, jarmies, bed....."
Nobody knows but me..

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 05:30 AM

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View PostChristmas Tree, on 25 January 2012 - 10:34 PM, said:

Thinking cocktails, Neptune and Bed.

You dressing up as him and standing in the bath? Crown on. Seaweed draped over your shoulders. Fully vexed.

Now we know what the diet's for.
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 07:19 AM

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My wife of many years looks at any showy romantic gesture with great suspicion.  So no.

Edit:  and if I bought that get up for her, I reckon she'd use the bra-strap to remove my testicles

Edited by Kitman, 26 January 2012 - 07:21 AM.

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 07:29 AM

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It's the King's birthday. :)
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