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Valentines Day ---- Any Plans?

Started by Christmas Tree , Jan 25 2012 10:27 AM

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#41
Monkeys Fist

Posted 02 February 2012 - 01:10 PM

Throbbing

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Jusoda Kid, on Jan 22 2011, 03:39 PM, said:

best tits ever

racing_argentina, on 28 April 2012 - 07:59 PM, said:

williamson, you are more bad than drugs

#42
SouthernMag

Posted 02 February 2012 - 09:03 PM

Reserve Team

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I imagine Daybreak will be doing what they did last year. Live proposals on the 14th

#43
Jonny2J

Posted 02 February 2012 - 11:54 PM

Adi Dassler

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alex, on 02 February 2012 - 01:08 PM, said:

Give her minge a trim while you're at it.

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#44
Andrew

Posted 03 February 2012 - 12:21 AM

Commanding centre-back

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Jonny2J, on 26 January 2012 - 07:29 AM, said:

It's the King's birthday.

You really don't need to call me that mate.

McFaul, on 15 April 2012 - 09:26 PM, said:

Semimental, on 15 April 2012 - 09:09 PM, said:

youve said all you were going to say three times now stevie man

just tell us :lol:

There's legal implications. This is my final word on it. In late June early July look at things and all I'm going to say is think of me like this cunt here...

#45
Jonny2J

Posted 03 February 2012 - 12:42 AM

Adi Dassler

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Oh you.

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#46
Christmas Tree

Posted 13 February 2012 - 11:28 AM

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Dont Forget!

#47
Ayatollah Hermione

Posted 13 February 2012 - 11:30 AM

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Having a pint with me fatha for his birthday. I'm single and him and me mother have just split up so we're both going to ignore that and talk about football probably.

#48
Jusoda Kid

Posted 13 February 2012 - 11:36 AM

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NUFC set to release a range of vibrators modelled on Peter 'the length' Lovenkrands and James 'the tool' Tavernier with a free tube of Guitterez grease with each purchase.

Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ball

#49
Happy Face

Posted 13 February 2012 - 11:52 AM

Reconsidering 12th now we have Papa Cisse

27,660 posts

Tuesday is the night I go round me brothers for tea with him and me da.

No different this week.

happyface@toontastic.net

#50
Christmas Tree

Posted 14 February 2012 - 04:41 PM

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So after agreeing to only get each other a card, I did and she blatantly forgot.

However she offered to let me have a lie in while she got up with the bairn.

A quick Asda trip later she came back into the bedroom with a love heart balloon, a chocolate Rose and a full English with a heart shaped slice of bread.

She's a good'un

And where am I taking her tonight?

Enrolment at Slimming world!

(sorry Dr G)

#51
Brock Manson

Posted 14 February 2012 - 05:37 PM

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You're what valentine's day tack was made for.

Don't celebrate the day myself. Told wor Julie that she's getting fuck all from me and I don't want anything in return.

Some people feel content pouring syrup on shit and calling it pancakes their whole lives.

#52
Howmanheyman

Posted 14 February 2012 - 05:51 PM

Corner Graduate.

2,788 posts

Kids at my folks, alcohol in fridge, Indians getting ordered, night in on the sofa with my Missus. :good:

#53
Jonny2J

Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:15 PM

Adi Dassler

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Been out for a few with people from work, so I am expecting grief upon my return.

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#54
Toonraider

Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:19 PM

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NO Plans....I have sat here heartbroken all day waiting for my card and Roses from Bianca :cry:

So I will be in a sulk all evening now :huff:

#55
Monkeys Fist

Posted 14 February 2012 - 07:27 PM

Throbbing

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Working away, stuck in a hotel on me Jack.

I've decided to take my hand out for dinner, then if I'm lucky, back to the hotel for some palm sex.

Bastid

Jusoda Kid, on Jan 22 2011, 03:39 PM, said:

best tits ever

racing_argentina, on 28 April 2012 - 07:59 PM, said:

williamson, you are more bad than drugs

#56
ChezGiven

Posted 14 February 2012 - 10:25 PM

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Same here, working away all week. Decided to pamper myself tonight, luxuriated with a burger in front of the Barca match, had 2 pints served on a platter, back to room, music on, lights dimmed and a slow hand shandy. Lots of love, me xx

#57
Christmas Tree

Posted 14 February 2012 - 10:29 PM

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Howmanheyman, on 14 February 2012 - 05:51 PM, said:

Kids at my folks, alcohol in fridge, Indians getting ordered, night in on the sofa with my Missus. :good:

Nice to hear you're back together :up:

Edited by Christmas Tree , 14 February 2012 - 10:29 PM.

#58
Meenzer

Posted 14 February 2012 - 11:48 PM

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I made him spag bol and got us a cupcake each from Sainsburys. Last of the great romantics.

How did we get from the Blue Lamp Disco to cracking up in San Francisco?

#59
Idioteque

Posted 15 February 2012 - 12:06 AM

On The Bench

1,618 posts

I worked till 10 o clock, got in then shook hands with the one eyed milk man

Edited by Idioteque, 15 February 2012 - 12:06 AM.

#60
Gemmill

Posted 15 February 2012 - 05:29 AM

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Toonraider, on 14 February 2012 - 06:19 PM, said:

NO Plans....I have sat here heartbroken all day waiting for my card and Roses from Bianca So I will be in a sulk all evening now

I didn't even get owt for the wife!

Mission accomplished btw. Told her last week that Valentine's needed knocking on the head. No cards, no presents, no meals out. Which is exactly what came to pass.

Left over chicken dinner and a couple of episodes of Spooks on Netflix. Sets the tone for the next 50 years.

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!