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Jan
, Feb 20 2012 03:27 PM
#2
Posted 22 February 2012 - 01:06 PM
CabayeAye
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ITV, Royal Mail and the farmer who owns the field behind my house.
#3
Posted 22 February 2012 - 01:12 PM
Dr Gloom
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BT - the worst tenchnical and customer service I've ever experienced.
suck satan's cock mike ashley. put that big scaly pecker down your mouth. drink that black worm jism, DRINK IT!
#4
Posted 22 February 2012 - 01:19 PM
Monkeys Fist
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Jusoda Kid, on Jan 22 2011, 03:39 PM, said:
racing_argentina, on 28 April 2012 - 07:59 PM, said:
williamson, you are more bad than drugs
#5
Posted 22 February 2012 - 02:47 PM
Jan
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LOL the Stool List
Oh Sky Sports for moving the Norwich match, totally messed up my weekend plans the twats.
Oh Sky Sports for moving the Norwich match, totally messed up my weekend plans the twats.
#6
Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:39 PM
CabayeAye
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Dr Gloom, on 22 February 2012 - 01:12 PM, said:
BT - the worst tenchnical and customer service I've ever experienced.
Agree. They are special.
#7
Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:29 PM
LeazesMag
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BT. There must be some right horror stories out there, when I moved house 18 months ago, they were absolutely atrocious. Everybody else - water company, gas, electric, banks, council, everybody - even NUFC, handled everything perfectly, but BT need a bomb dropped on them.
howaythetoon
http://z3.invisionfr...forum/index.php?
Mike Ashley owns NUFC to advertise his Sports Company and make a profit, premiership survival is the only aim, to advertise the Sports Company worldwide, and if he doesn't make a profit he will sell a player instead which is far easier than going for the Champions League money and success on the pitch.
'Our vision for the club is to finish 10th or above every year, year after year. That is our target" - Derek Llambias, 30th March 2011
QUOTE(LeazesMag @ Mar 15 2008, 10:43 PM)
My money is on Keegan buying well and improving us quite a lot if Ashley backs him.
"Yet again it falls to us Mackems to educate the Geordies!! Majority means 'the most', so if there were three choices and two of them got 33 votes, and one of them got 34 votes, the 34 would be the majority, and would be the winner, so, in this case 48 is definately the most, and therefore the MAJORITY. So DomMan, who is the dummy?" - SMB
http://z3.invisionfr...forum/index.php?
Mike Ashley owns NUFC to advertise his Sports Company and make a profit, premiership survival is the only aim, to advertise the Sports Company worldwide, and if he doesn't make a profit he will sell a player instead which is far easier than going for the Champions League money and success on the pitch.
'Our vision for the club is to finish 10th or above every year, year after year. That is our target" - Derek Llambias, 30th March 2011
QUOTE(LeazesMag @ Mar 15 2008, 10:43 PM)
My money is on Keegan buying well and improving us quite a lot if Ashley backs him.
"Yet again it falls to us Mackems to educate the Geordies!! Majority means 'the most', so if there were three choices and two of them got 33 votes, and one of them got 34 votes, the 34 would be the majority, and would be the winner, so, in this case 48 is definately the most, and therefore the MAJORITY. So DomMan, who is the dummy?" - SMB
#8
Posted 22 February 2012 - 08:37 PM
NJS
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I don't have any personal experience of BT but I know of a classic - a lad I used to work with moved house a couple of years ago and informed them he wanted to take his number to his new house. They "forgot" but refused to apologise or compensate him.
On the other side, filed under "aren't some people twats" was the fact that the people who bought his house point blank refused to release the number and insisted they kept it.
On the other side, filed under "aren't some people twats" was the fact that the people who bought his house point blank refused to release the number and insisted they kept it.
#9
Posted 03 March 2012 - 05:33 PM
NJS
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Royal Mail International unit.
I bought some IR emitters on ebay from the US as they were unavailble elsewhere. They were £21 with postage but I was charged £3.36 vat by customs - no problem with that.
But the above fuckers then added £8 "handling charge" - not much but a third of the total extra.
Rip-off UK as the saying goes.
I bought some IR emitters on ebay from the US as they were unavailble elsewhere. They were £21 with postage but I was charged £3.36 vat by customs - no problem with that.
But the above fuckers then added £8 "handling charge" - not much but a third of the total extra.
Rip-off UK as the saying goes.
#10
Posted 05 March 2012 - 11:07 AM
LeazesMag
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NJS, on 22 February 2012 - 08:37 PM, said:
I don't have any personal experience of BT but I know of a classic - a lad I used to work with moved house a couple of years ago and informed them he wanted to take his number to his new house. They "forgot" but refused to apologise or compensate him.
On the other side, filed under "aren't some people twats" was the fact that the people who bought his house point blank refused to release the number and insisted they kept it.
On the other side, filed under "aren't some people twats" was the fact that the people who bought his house point blank refused to release the number and insisted they kept it.
Well, my 18 month contract with BT is up in 2 weeks [which I took out because it was a half price offer and I got the installation of the line for half price too] and they can fuck right off after the bother I had, and the increased price it will be, because I'm changing to o2
howaythetoon
http://z3.invisionfr...forum/index.php?
Mike Ashley owns NUFC to advertise his Sports Company and make a profit, premiership survival is the only aim, to advertise the Sports Company worldwide, and if he doesn't make a profit he will sell a player instead which is far easier than going for the Champions League money and success on the pitch.
'Our vision for the club is to finish 10th or above every year, year after year. That is our target" - Derek Llambias, 30th March 2011
QUOTE(LeazesMag @ Mar 15 2008, 10:43 PM)
My money is on Keegan buying well and improving us quite a lot if Ashley backs him.
"Yet again it falls to us Mackems to educate the Geordies!! Majority means 'the most', so if there were three choices and two of them got 33 votes, and one of them got 34 votes, the 34 would be the majority, and would be the winner, so, in this case 48 is definately the most, and therefore the MAJORITY. So DomMan, who is the dummy?" - SMB
http://z3.invisionfr...forum/index.php?
Mike Ashley owns NUFC to advertise his Sports Company and make a profit, premiership survival is the only aim, to advertise the Sports Company worldwide, and if he doesn't make a profit he will sell a player instead which is far easier than going for the Champions League money and success on the pitch.
'Our vision for the club is to finish 10th or above every year, year after year. That is our target" - Derek Llambias, 30th March 2011
QUOTE(LeazesMag @ Mar 15 2008, 10:43 PM)
My money is on Keegan buying well and improving us quite a lot if Ashley backs him.
"Yet again it falls to us Mackems to educate the Geordies!! Majority means 'the most', so if there were three choices and two of them got 33 votes, and one of them got 34 votes, the 34 would be the majority, and would be the winner, so, in this case 48 is definately the most, and therefore the MAJORITY. So DomMan, who is the dummy?" - SMB
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Posted 06 March 2012 - 05:31 PM
Baggio
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Tesco home delivery.
I ordered 24 boxes of 12 cat food pouches as they were on offer the other day, I think it was £1.84 a box or something like that which was a great deal.
Anyway I get home from work to find out that instead of sending me the boxes, they sent me an alternative which was 24 individual pouches and charged me over £9 for them as well as £6 delivery!
Bastards
I ordered 24 boxes of 12 cat food pouches as they were on offer the other day, I think it was £1.84 a box or something like that which was a great deal.
Anyway I get home from work to find out that instead of sending me the boxes, they sent me an alternative which was 24 individual pouches and charged me over £9 for them as well as £6 delivery!
Bastards
Edited by Baggio, 06 March 2012 - 05:32 PM.
#12
Posted 06 March 2012 - 05:36 PM
McFaul
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Immigrants who refuse to speak English when they can
mackem accents
scouse accents especially ones to make themselves sound more scouse like it's fuckin something to be proud of
brummies
charvas
90% of footballers
3 mobile
cunts who tut - if you've got something to say, say it
people who let hard looking dogs off the leash
people who go out of their way to make the point NUFC aren't a big club
orange lasses
orange lads
modern music
mackem accents
scouse accents especially ones to make themselves sound more scouse like it's fuckin something to be proud of
brummies
charvas
90% of footballers
3 mobile
cunts who tut - if you've got something to say, say it
people who let hard looking dogs off the leash
people who go out of their way to make the point NUFC aren't a big club
orange lasses
orange lads
modern music
Edited by McFaul , 06 March 2012 - 05:40 PM.
BernardRighton, on 12 April 2012 - 12:17 PM, said:
Just poetry that. Like watching Stevie play at the Pitz.
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Posted 06 March 2012 - 06:06 PM
CleeToonFan
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Hey baby, suck this!
University elections. NO I DON'T GIVE A SHIT STOP PESTERING ME
#14
Posted 07 March 2012 - 10:24 AM
LeazesMag
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LeazesMag, on 05 March 2012 - 11:07 AM, said:
NJS, on 22 February 2012 - 08:37 PM, said:
I don't have any personal experience of BT but I know of a classic - a lad I used to work with moved house a couple of years ago and informed them he wanted to take his number to his new house. They "forgot" but refused to apologise or compensate him.
On the other side, filed under "aren't some people twats" was the fact that the people who bought his house point blank refused to release the number and insisted they kept it.
On the other side, filed under "aren't some people twats" was the fact that the people who bought his house point blank refused to release the number and insisted they kept it.
Well, my 18 month contract with BT is up in 2 weeks [which I took out because it was a half price offer and I got the installation of the line for half price too] and they can fuck right off after the bother I had, and the increased price it will be, because I'm changing to o2
Well, just spoke to BT, and got someone in England thank fuck, and when I said I was going they offered me a 12 month contract for 14 quid line rental and 8 quid broadband, to continue as I am, no extra charges. This may or may not be a couple of quid more than o2 to tie in with my phone, but I've took it because the actual broadband service has been excellent and it saves fannying around with new modems etc. I'm quite pleased, I'm not really bothered about the price difference of a couple of pints in the pub per month.
New contract starts tomorrow.
They are still shit, but I'll cross this particular bridge again in 12 months time.
howaythetoon
http://z3.invisionfr...forum/index.php?
Mike Ashley owns NUFC to advertise his Sports Company and make a profit, premiership survival is the only aim, to advertise the Sports Company worldwide, and if he doesn't make a profit he will sell a player instead which is far easier than going for the Champions League money and success on the pitch.
'Our vision for the club is to finish 10th or above every year, year after year. That is our target" - Derek Llambias, 30th March 2011
QUOTE(LeazesMag @ Mar 15 2008, 10:43 PM)
My money is on Keegan buying well and improving us quite a lot if Ashley backs him.
"Yet again it falls to us Mackems to educate the Geordies!! Majority means 'the most', so if there were three choices and two of them got 33 votes, and one of them got 34 votes, the 34 would be the majority, and would be the winner, so, in this case 48 is definately the most, and therefore the MAJORITY. So DomMan, who is the dummy?" - SMB
http://z3.invisionfr...forum/index.php?
Mike Ashley owns NUFC to advertise his Sports Company and make a profit, premiership survival is the only aim, to advertise the Sports Company worldwide, and if he doesn't make a profit he will sell a player instead which is far easier than going for the Champions League money and success on the pitch.
'Our vision for the club is to finish 10th or above every year, year after year. That is our target" - Derek Llambias, 30th March 2011
QUOTE(LeazesMag @ Mar 15 2008, 10:43 PM)
My money is on Keegan buying well and improving us quite a lot if Ashley backs him.
"Yet again it falls to us Mackems to educate the Geordies!! Majority means 'the most', so if there were three choices and two of them got 33 votes, and one of them got 34 votes, the 34 would be the majority, and would be the winner, so, in this case 48 is definately the most, and therefore the MAJORITY. So DomMan, who is the dummy?" - SMB
#15
Posted 07 March 2012 - 01:51 PM
The Fish
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The wifey at work that boils my piss has just been told that her contract won't be renewed. Been a bad few months for her; split from her husband (and father of her child), had to move out of her dream home and into a pokey flat, had a pretty nasty virus, her car failed it's MOT to the point she can't afford to fix it, her cat ran away.
Goes to show, some people do not know who they're fucking with.
Goes to show, some people do not know who they're fucking with.
#16
Posted 07 March 2012 - 02:37 PM
Dr Gloom
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moving house
removal men damaging the wooden florboards of old rental property by dragging our piano out instead of lifting it
landlord retaining £3,100 deposit
trying to claim insurance through arsey removal company
decocrating a new home
paiting wood with gloss
getting gloss on the carpet
looking at the mound of unpacked boxes not going down despite working on it for hours every day
getting gloss on the carpet
having to look after a baby with unpacked crap everywhere
the wife trying to force me to throw away old records, videos, tapes and clothes
getting gloss on the carpet
removal men damaging the wooden florboards of old rental property by dragging our piano out instead of lifting it
landlord retaining £3,100 deposit
trying to claim insurance through arsey removal company
decocrating a new home
paiting wood with gloss
getting gloss on the carpet
looking at the mound of unpacked boxes not going down despite working on it for hours every day
getting gloss on the carpet
having to look after a baby with unpacked crap everywhere
the wife trying to force me to throw away old records, videos, tapes and clothes
getting gloss on the carpet
suck satan's cock mike ashley. put that big scaly pecker down your mouth. drink that black worm jism, DRINK IT!
#17
Posted 10 March 2012 - 09:49 PM
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The Royal Mail.
Ordered a new router that was delivered on Monday when I was at work so got the 'something for you' note, said it would be ready to collect in 24 hours.
I've been Wed, Thurs, Fri and today and each time the guy comes back and says "it's not been dropped off here yet". Fucking joke I bet its just in the postmans van still the useless bastards. I made an official complaint on Friday but the official line is they're still undergoing a thorough search!
Ordered a new router that was delivered on Monday when I was at work so got the 'something for you' note, said it would be ready to collect in 24 hours.
I've been Wed, Thurs, Fri and today and each time the guy comes back and says "it's not been dropped off here yet". Fucking joke I bet its just in the postmans van still the useless bastards. I made an official complaint on Friday but the official line is they're still undergoing a thorough search!
#18
Posted 11 March 2012 - 02:34 AM
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Ally, on 10 March 2012 - 09:49 PM, said:
The Royal Mail.
Ordered a new router that was delivered on Monday when I was at work so got the 'something for you' note, said it would be ready to collect in 24 hours.
I've been Wed, Thurs, Fri and today and each time the guy comes back and says "it's not been dropped off here yet". Fucking joke I bet its just in the postmans van still the useless bastards. I made an official complaint on Friday but the official line is they're still undergoing a thorough search!
Ordered a new router that was delivered on Monday when I was at work so got the 'something for you' note, said it would be ready to collect in 24 hours.
I've been Wed, Thurs, Fri and today and each time the guy comes back and says "it's not been dropped off here yet". Fucking joke I bet its just in the postmans van still the useless bastards. I made an official complaint on Friday but the official line is they're still undergoing a thorough search!
It used to be 4 hours but they changed it to 24 a few months ago - absolutely shit.
Edited by NJS, 11 March 2012 - 02:34 AM.
#19
Posted 11 March 2012 - 04:39 PM
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McFaul, on 06 March 2012 - 05:36 PM, said:
Immigrants who refuse to speak English when they can
mackem accents
scouse accents especially ones to make themselves sound more scouse like it's fuckin something to be proud of
brummies
charvas
90% of footballers
3 mobile
cunts who tut - if you've got something to say, say it
people who let hard looking dogs off the leash
people who go out of their way to make the point NUFC aren't a big club
orange lasses
orange lads
modern music
mackem accents
scouse accents especially ones to make themselves sound more scouse like it's fuckin something to be proud of
brummies
charvas
90% of footballers
3 mobile
cunts who tut - if you've got something to say, say it
people who let hard looking dogs off the leash
people who go out of their way to make the point NUFC aren't a big club
orange lasses
orange lads
modern music
Was your fake tan more mahogany?
#20
Posted 11 March 2012 - 05:10 PM
Brock Manson
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Phoned them up to tell them of my change of employment status and they've come back with a £20.31 premium. Then I had to be put on hold while the bloke consultant his supervisor as my job title wasn't in their database.
Phoned them up to tell them of my change of employment status and they've come back with a £20.31 premium. Then I had to be put on hold while the bloke consultant his supervisor as my job title wasn't in their database.
Some people feel content pouring syrup on shit and calling it pancakes their whole lives.
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