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Armchair Pundit
, Feb 22 2012 09:13 PM
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 09:13 PM
Armchair Pundit
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RIP Frank
From the Keegan tribunal:
If I ever feel down, this is what I watch: Viva La Keegan
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5.2 The Club admitted to the Tribunal that it repeatedly and intentionally misled the press, public and the fans of Newcastle United.
If I ever feel down, this is what I watch: Viva La Keegan
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 09:17 PM
ewerk
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RIP so it is.
'Mike Ashley doesn't know anything about football ... and Derek Llambias knows even less than him' - Kevin Keegan
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 09:19 PM
Christmas Tree
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From the golden age ..... rip
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 09:52 PM
Happy Face
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Reconsidering 12th now we have Papa Cisse
Did a lot of work for St Clare's hospice in jarrow.
RIP
RIP
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 10:02 PM
Sonatine
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Not telling them anymore
Welcomin’ sinners with whiskey, rock & roll, and one bad-ass beard.
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 10:41 PM
Meenzer
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It's a croaker.
How did we get from the Blue Lamp Disco to cracking up in San Francisco?
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 10:42 PM
Monkeys Fist
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So it is.
RIP
Edit; Bugger! Beaten to it!
Edited by Monkeys Fist, 22 February 2012 - 10:43 PM.
Jusoda Kid, on Jan 22 2011, 03:39 PM, said:
racing_argentina, on 28 April 2012 - 07:59 PM, said:
williamson, you are more bad than drugs
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 07:50 AM
wykikitoon
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Its the way you tell em Monkey
RIP Frank
RIP Frank
Run when you can, Walk if you have to, Crawl if you must, Just never give up
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 08:21 AM
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Meenzer, on 22 February 2012 - 10:41 PM, said:
It's a croaker.
Well done sir
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 09:58 AM
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"I don't think my wife likes me very much. When I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
"Private Carson I didn't see you in camouflage class today! Thank you very much sir."
"A fella said to the doctor: 'What's the good news?' 'You've got 24 hours to live.' He says: 'What's the bad news?' And the doc says: 'We should have told you yesterday.'
"My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'
"A fella walks into a pet shop and says 'Give me wasp.' The shopkeeper replies 'We don't sell wasps.' He says 'There's one in the window.'"
"A guy goes into B&Q and says 'I'd like some nails please.' 'How long would you like them?' 'I want to keep them.'"
"Private Carson I didn't see you in camouflage class today! Thank you very much sir."
"A fella said to the doctor: 'What's the good news?' 'You've got 24 hours to live.' He says: 'What's the bad news?' And the doc says: 'We should have told you yesterday.'
"My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'
"A fella walks into a pet shop and says 'Give me wasp.' The shopkeeper replies 'We don't sell wasps.' He says 'There's one in the window.'"
"A guy goes into B&Q and says 'I'd like some nails please.' 'How long would you like them?' 'I want to keep them.'"
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 10:24 AM
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Corner Graduate.
"I bought my Wife a lovely new chair.............I can't wait to plug it in"
RIP you cracker
RIP you cracker
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 01:21 PM
Monkeys Fist
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"Paddy is woken in the middle of the night by a phone call.
The caller says "Is that Dublin 22 33 22?"
Paddy says "no it's Dublin 223 322!", the caller apologises for waking him in the middle of the night.
Paddy says "Oh it's all right I had to get up to answer the phone anyhow!"
Two Irishman went into a pub and the landlord said you’re not allowed to eat your own food in here, so they swopped sandwiches.
The caller says "Is that Dublin 22 33 22?"
Paddy says "no it's Dublin 223 322!", the caller apologises for waking him in the middle of the night.
Paddy says "Oh it's all right I had to get up to answer the phone anyhow!"
Two Irishman went into a pub and the landlord said you’re not allowed to eat your own food in here, so they swopped sandwiches.
Edited by Monkeys Fist, 23 February 2012 - 01:23 PM.
Jusoda Kid, on Jan 22 2011, 03:39 PM, said:
racing_argentina, on 28 April 2012 - 07:59 PM, said:
williamson, you are more bad than drugs
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 01:31 PM
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Reconsidering 12th now we have Papa Cisse
Saw him at a talk in at Jarrow Buffs.
He was great value, wasn't hanging on just to do his his half hour after the auction. For the full 5 hour+ stint from the start to the end of the night he was tapping his glass every ten minutes for attention and telling crackers.
He was great value, wasn't hanging on just to do his his half hour after the auction. For the full 5 hour+ stint from the start to the end of the night he was tapping his glass every ten minutes for attention and telling crackers.
happyface@toontastic.net
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 01:41 PM
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RIP, I feel like part of my childhood died.
Loved the statement from his family;
'It's quieter down here now. God help them up there'
Loved the statement from his family;
'It's quieter down here now. God help them up there'
Shit the bed.
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:47 PM
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sweetleftpeg, on 23 February 2012 - 01:41 PM, said:
RIP, I feel like part of my childhood died.
Loved the statement from his family;
'It's quieter down here now. God help them up there'
Loved the statement from his family;
'It's quieter down here now. God help them up there'
Superb.
How did we get from the Blue Lamp Disco to cracking up in San Francisco?
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