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Where are they now?An ode to TT's fallen heroes


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Dr Gloom

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i'll kick it off with CT: 

 

Last seen waddling around Boldon Asda, his trolley overflowing with bottles of craft ale, frozen pizzas, duck meat, cherry tomatoes, tubs of margarine and cans of slimfast.

 

Since falling in with the wrong crowd, he has allegedly developed an addiction to bong. Luckily, he did a cracking deal with his supplier and his beast build on Kodi is still working like a dream so he can contentedly puff away on his £1k an ounce weed in front of his favourite romcoms.

 

Still boring his taxi customers to tears with tales of how he sat in the Gallowgate end in the 1980s, he has apparently moved on from metal detecting, which he eventually realised was a tedious pastime. His new hobby is compiling vintage lawnmowers.

 

Upon leaving Asda, he was asked to sign an autograph as Jar Jar Binks by a young Star Wars fan. 


Business as usual


#2
Ant

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last seen logging in here to keep changing his avatar to brexit ones ya mean



#3
The Fish

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LeazesMag

 

Last seen crossing the road to get away from Jonny Decka who LM declared looks "a bit muslim".

 

Since leaving toontastic and after all too brief flirtation with other forms of social media, he's returned to his natural habitat; the lercal. There he can be found proudly wearing his Poppy all year round, pinned to his "vintage" tyrolean jacket. He's not barred, yet, but he has been warned a few times to stop annoying the other patrons.



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Dr Gloom

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Sounds about right :lol:

Business as usual


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ChezGiven: last season approaching Ben Arfa in a club to ask him where he might get some coke whilst telling him that he got Alan Pardew all wrong


Pardew is a good manager

 


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Ayatollah Hermione

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:lol: Remember Soccermom? Who was having us off there? Was it CTs wife?


No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?


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Kevin Carr's Gloves

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:lol: Remember Soccermom? Who was having us off there? Was it CTs wife?


I liked soccermom I think she married a fireman.
The soul of man has been given wings, and at last he is beginning to fly. He is flying into the rainbow — into the light of hope, into the future, the glorious future that belongs to you, to me and to all of us. Look up, Hannah. Look up.

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The Fish

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KSA is likely promoting his latest live stand-up dvd on comedy panel shows.



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Tom

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FOP RIP
@TOONLOWDOWN on Twitter

Well I took off running at the greatest speed
I didn't bother looking to either side of me
Well I didn't see, I just didn't see
What was really going on

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TheGingerQuiff

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Gemmill last seen buying cable tie in preparation for the increased Easter weekend activity at taxi ranks

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Dr Gloom

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Monkeys Fist: wife left him after he confessed to going to another strip show, ended up hospitalised with fourth degree burns on his Johnson after a 48 hour wankathon got out of control.

Business as usual


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adios

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Patrokles  Holed up in a padded cell muttering to himself about acceptable spellings of craic and Patroklus.


"Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him."
Glenn Roeder on Glenn Roeder.

I came for the banter, I stayed for deadman's line attenuation

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Tom

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Haha I liked Ben (?) :lol:

His music website left a lot to be desired mind.
@TOONLOWDOWN on Twitter

Well I took off running at the greatest speed
I didn't bother looking to either side of me
Well I didn't see, I just didn't see
What was really going on

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adios

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Don't remember his real name, but do remember the site. :lol:

 

He was a sensitive soul; poor sod was never long for this world.  


"Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him."
Glenn Roeder on Glenn Roeder.

I came for the banter, I stayed for deadman's line attenuation

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adios

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@Alex needs to do Blaydon.  One of his favourites. ;)


"Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him."
Glenn Roeder on Glenn Roeder.

I came for the banter, I stayed for deadman's line attenuation

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Park Life

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Patrokles  Holed up in a padded cell muttering to himself about acceptable spellings of craic and Patroklus.

Once said on NO that he'd fist fight any man that brooked me. :D


Art destroys ideas.

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Have any/many of the disappeared gone over there?


"Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him."
Glenn Roeder on Glenn Roeder.

I came for the banter, I stayed for deadman's line attenuation

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Great lad, Patrokles. Down to earth, never took himself too seriously. A good friend.

Ewerk is right.


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Park Life

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Have any/many of the disappeared gone over there?

I can't say for sure but about a dozen of the old timers circa 2009/2010 don't post or very rarely. There were some very lively debates on GC on NO that have gone down as classics.


Art destroys ideas.

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adios

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@spongebob toonpants  Still see him lurking often, but don't think he's posted in years.  Quality poster.

 

He, @Gemmill and I were the Toontastic poker crew many moons ago. B)

 

Still remember the three of us debating the merits of limp-calling AA from early position.  Maybe someone else can remember some less niche stories.


"Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him."
Glenn Roeder on Glenn Roeder.

I came for the banter, I stayed for deadman's line attenuation




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