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[themags]

i got a paper from the shop at durham bus station morning, i'm reading it on the way to work and half way through some hand written note falls out saying

"my names sophie a student looking to make some money if any men are intrested text
07*********"

now was there one of these in every Daily Star or am i special  

and no i havent texted her

[sweetleftpeg]

Text her, but say 'I've got some ironing needs doing love.'

[Renton]

"Sophie" is probably a morbidly obese 60 year old hag.

[Gemmill]

Haway, you've got to text her!  Purely for the social experiment and reporting back to all of us on here just to see what the craic is - I'm not suggesting you pay her for nowt ropey.  It's a Monday, we're all bored, now get texting and let us know the score.

[Gemmill]

Either that or PM the number to Smooth/Wacky and let them go to work.

[Smooth Operator]

themags, on Apr 3 2006, 01:22 PM, said:

i got a paper from the shop at durham bus station morning, i'm reading it on the way to work and half way through some hand written note falls out saying

"my names sophie a student looking to make some money if any men are intrested text
07*********"

now was there one of these in every Daily Star or am i special 

and no i havent texted her

Can you pm me her number please.

Thanks.  

(I'm serious!)

[themags]

i was tempted to text her like, but even if i send out innocent this could turn out to be some police sting operation and i'll be branded a pervert

[Gemmill]

themags, on Apr 3 2006, 01:31 PM, said:

i was tempted to text her like, but even if i send out innocent this could turn out to be some police sting operation and i'll be branded a pervert

You could just claim, as SLP said, that you thought she was a cleaner or something.

[themags]

think i might just do the safe option and PM Smooth the number  

[Renton]

Smooth Operator, on Apr 3 2006, 01:30 PM, said:

themags, on Apr 3 2006, 01:22 PM, said:

i got a paper from the shop at durham bus station morning, i'm reading it on the way to work and half way through some hand written note falls out saying

"my names sophie a student looking to make some money if any men are intrested text
07*********"

now was there one of these in every Daily Star or am i special 

and no i havent texted her

Can you pm me her number please.

Thanks.  

(I'm desperate!)

Obviously.  

[Toonraider]

its probably written by some jealous or cheated on girl trying to get 'sophie' into trouble!

That said...please text her, like Gemmill said, its miserable monday and we need a laugh  

[themags]

Number PM'ed to Smooth Operator on the grounds he keeps us informed on what happens  

[Smooth Operator]

Don't worry lads the big fingers on the case, I've got the number and will share the results.  

[Gemmill]

Nice one.

[Toonraider]

Smooth Operator, on Apr 3 2006, 01:47 PM, said:

Don't worry lads the big fingers on the case, I've got the number and will share the results. 

all of them?     

[Smooth Operator]

Well the balls in her court now.

I've texted her and asked what kind of services she's offering. Fuck me she doesn't mess about, just got a txt back asking me how old I am.

More soon.......

[Joey]

Nows the time to demand some 'artistic' photo's man.

Go on, for the team.

[Smooth Operator]

She's only 17!! Alledgedly.

She's asking where I got her number from. I said the bus station and asked again wot services she provides.

Her response -"Cash 4 sex 4 the day or nite, a hundred".

My response - "Any kind of sex? What do you look like"?

Awaiting reply - any requests?

[Happy Face]

Smooth Operator, on Apr 3 2006, 03:22 PM, said:

She's only 17!! Alledgedly.

She's asking where I got her number from. I said the bus station and asked again wot services she provides.

Her response -"Cash 4 sex 4 the day or nite, a hundred".

My response - "Any kind of sex? What do you look like"?

Awaiting reply - any requests?

Will she relieve a dwarf?