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Noof noof

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alex, on Apr 12 2006, 03:30 PM, said:

What do you call a Chinese lass with no legs?
Dragon Lips

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k4t0, on Apr 12 2006, 03:42 PM, said:

Salmon Canyon isnt a bad one like

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;) New one on me.

When we were younger we called it "gunter" pronounced "goonter", we convinced a Japanese exchange student it was a type of fashionable car, oh how we laughed. :blink:

Also "gee" is a common word for it in Dublin, I was much amused by the H. GEE pharmacy across the road from where I lived in Cambridge.

Edited by DotBum, 12 April 2006 - 03:08 PM.

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Did you go to Cambridge Uni Dotbum, you spod, or were you in employment by this stage?
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so is that it now?  sophie skinhead is left to rip off more desperate young guys then?  I'm disappointed boys, I thought at last a bit of vengeance or high jinx were in order like!
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Gemmill, on Apr 12 2006, 05:38 PM, said:

Did you go to Cambridge Uni Dotbum, you spod, or were you in employment by this stage?

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Jaysus no, I went to college there, but it had nothing to do with Cambridge University, the one I went to was full of drunks and junkies, much more my scene.
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I like the term 'babyhole'.

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And I thought you Newcastle fans were real rough and tumble. Turns out you're too much of a bunch of cunty balls to do anything about skinhead sophie and his amazing rip off game.

For shame.

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Zuma, on Apr 12 2006, 07:08 PM, said:

And I thought you Newcastle fans were real rough and tumble. Turns out you're too much of a bunch of cunty balls to do anything about skinhead sophie and his amazing rip off game.

For shame.

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tempted to agree

slightly anyway    

perhaps a plan is being developed for the weekend ;)
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Pud to give him a snide phone call pretending he's a police officer and could he attend the local station to explain himself, give him the chance to come down of his own free will or they can go to his door.

Just reel his address and description off, he'll shit it
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Zuma, on Apr 12 2006, 07:08 PM, said:

And I thought you Newcastle fans were real rough and tumble. Turns out you're too much of a bunch of cunty balls to do anything about skinhead sophie and his amazing rip off game.

For shame.

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You were linked here from a Pro-Wrestling Forum, so I really don't think you're in any position to be taking the piss.  ;)
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Gemmill, on Apr 12 2006, 08:12 PM, said:

Zuma, on Apr 12 2006, 07:08 PM, said:

And I thought you Newcastle fans were real rough and tumble. Turns out you're too much of a bunch of cunty balls to do anything about skinhead sophie and his amazing rip off game.

For shame.

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You were linked here from a Pro-Wrestling Forum, so I really don't think you're in any position to be taking the piss.  ;)

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Hence the term 'rough and tumble'!

Who just suggested the polis thing with 'Sophie Skinhead'?

Why not phone him, telling him he's talking to Det. Sgt. Freedman (starter for 10) of Durham police and ask him to come to the station at 09.00 Sat morning to discuss some irregularities that have come to light. The charv would then announce himself to the desk sgt at the allotted time who wouldn't have a fuckin clue why the daft salted peanut (skinhead with dandruff) was there.

Just a thought.

EDIT: I knew I shouldn't have had that extra beer - we don't know the fecker's  name! Thick, or what???

Edited by snakehips, 12 April 2006 - 09:36 PM.

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snakehips, on Apr 12 2006, 09:35 PM, said:

Gemmill, on Apr 12 2006, 08:12 PM, said:

Zuma, on Apr 12 2006, 07:08 PM, said:

And I thought you Newcastle fans were real rough and tumble. Turns out you're too much of a bunch of cunty balls to do anything about skinhead sophie and his amazing rip off game.

For shame.

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You were linked here from a Pro-Wrestling Forum, so I really don't think you're in any position to be taking the piss.  ;)

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Hence the term 'rough and tumble'!

Who just suggested the polis thing with 'Sophie Skinhead'?

Why not phone him, telling him he's talking to Det. Sgt. Freedman (starter for 10) of Durham police and ask him to come to the station at 09.00 Sat morning to discuss some irregularities that have come to light. The charv would then announce himself to the desk sgt at the allotted time who wouldn't have a fuckin clue why the daft salted peanut (skinhead with dandruff) was there.

Just a thought.

EDIT: I knew I shouldn't have had that extra beer - we don't know the fecker's  name! Thick, or what???

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It's Sophie

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