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Did she write several hundred of these notes and slip them into all the Daily Stars in Durham? I'm struggling to cope with the logisitics of this. The lass must have a fair bit of stamina, although she might have writers cramp which could affect your value for money...
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bizarrenote tucked in me paper today
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themags
, Apr 03 2006 01:22 PM
#41
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:36 PM
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Shit the bed.
#42
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:37 PM
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Reconsidering 12th now we have Papa Cisse
The Daily Star will be printing all the perviest responses received.
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#43
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:39 PM
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Smooth Operator, on Apr 3 2006, 02:30 PM, said:
Her response - What kind of sex do you want? I'm slim shoulder length brown hair.
My response - Normal & anal? Any chance of a photo?
TBC
My response - Normal & anal? Any chance of a photo?
TBC
She's fine with anal & I've got the photo, not bad & not great tbh. I'd do her.
If we can get it on here it'll be a belta, I can't but if one of you's pm me your number and can sort this then get on with it!!
You used to get it in your fishnets,
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
Landed in a very common crisis.
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
Landed in a very common crisis.
#44
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:39 PM
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Gemmill, on Apr 3 2006, 03:33 PM, said:
DotBum, on Apr 3 2006, 02:31 PM, said:
Gemmill, on Apr 3 2006, 03:29 PM, said:
Something like this should happen EVERY Monday. 
Your turn next week, and I expect photos.
Ok, but are you gonna text me for them first?
No, that would be gay.
"Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him."
Glenn Roeder on Glenn Roeder.
I came for the banter, I stayed for deadman's line attenuation
Glenn Roeder on Glenn Roeder.
I came for the banter, I stayed for deadman's line attenuation
#45
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:39 PM
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Another thing, how the fuck did she get them into all those Daily Stars?
'Morning Bob, just come to put me adverts for hand jobs in the Daily Stars.'
'Morning Bob, just come to put me adverts for hand jobs in the Daily Stars.'
Shit the bed.
#46
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:41 PM
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sweetleftpeg, on Apr 3 2006, 03:39 PM, said:
Another thing, how the fuck did she get them into all those Daily Stars?
'Morning Bob, just come to put me adverts for hand jobs in the Daily Stars.'
'Morning Bob, just come to put me adverts for hand jobs in the Daily Stars.'
True, security's tighter than Fort Knox in most newsagents tbh.
"Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him."
Glenn Roeder on Glenn Roeder.
I came for the banter, I stayed for deadman's line attenuation
Glenn Roeder on Glenn Roeder.
I came for the banter, I stayed for deadman's line attenuation
#47
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:41 PM
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Definite sting this tbh. Rounding up the nonces. ars.
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#48
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:44 PM
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probably some school kids shoved some notes in a few of the papers this morning in the shop for a laugh.
#49
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:46 PM
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So this thread has the potential to be the best ever and/or get us all put away as nonces then? 
Interesting.
Interesting.
#50
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:47 PM
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Who's sticking the photo on then? I can't cos I'm at work and don't have the facilities, but someone must be able to. 
Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:49 PM
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Gemmill, on Apr 3 2006, 02:47 PM, said:
Who's sticking the photo on then? I can't cos I'm at work and don't have the facilities, but someone must be able to.
Come on lads!! I'm pulling my weight, here all we need to do is get her mugshot on here or you'll have to wait til the weekend when her face resembles a plasterers radio after she's been round mine!!
You used to get it in your fishnets,
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
Landed in a very common crisis.
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
Landed in a very common crisis.
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:50 PM
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Smooth Operator, on Apr 3 2006, 02:32 PM, said:
manc-mag, on Apr 3 2006, 02:27 PM, said:
Stop mincing about and ring her tbh you puffhouse!
It's purely txt's on her requests.
Funny thing is wor lass is in London this weekend and I had a win on the football at the weekend that I haven't told her about!!! My Friday night hole is sorted, if a little pricey!
but why pay for it at all? Surely there are enough slappers, i mean lasses about ready to give it for free?
Tbh i hope you're joking, if not, i'd fucking love your lass to come home and find you at it
#53
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:51 PM
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Toonraider, on Apr 3 2006, 02:50 PM, said:
Smooth Operator, on Apr 3 2006, 02:32 PM, said:
manc-mag, on Apr 3 2006, 02:27 PM, said:
Stop mincing about and ring her tbh you puffhouse!
It's purely txt's on her requests.
Funny thing is wor lass is in London this weekend and I had a win on the football at the weekend that I haven't told her about!!! My Friday night hole is sorted, if a little pricey!
but why pay for it at all? Surely there are enough slappers, i mean lasses about ready to give it for free?
Tbh i hope you're joking, if not, i'd fucking love your lass to come home and find you at it
At the minute i'm joking but come Friday and i'm pissed i can't say i wont txt her!!!
You used to get it in your fishnets,
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
Landed in a very common crisis.
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
Landed in a very common crisis.
#54
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:53 PM
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Smooth Operator, on Apr 3 2006, 03:49 PM, said:
Gemmill, on Apr 3 2006, 02:47 PM, said:
Who's sticking the photo on then? I can't cos I'm at work and don't have the facilities, but someone must be able to.
Come on lads!! I'm pulling my weight, here all we need to do is get her mugshot on here or you'll have to wait til the weekend when her face resembles a plasterers radio after she's been round mine!!
Can you not send the picture to your e-mail address from the phone? Then upload it on here?
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:54 PM
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Smooth Operator, on Apr 3 2006, 02:51 PM, said:
Toonraider, on Apr 3 2006, 02:50 PM, said:
Smooth Operator, on Apr 3 2006, 02:32 PM, said:
manc-mag, on Apr 3 2006, 02:27 PM, said:
Stop mincing about and ring her tbh you puffhouse!
It's purely txt's on her requests.
Funny thing is wor lass is in London this weekend and I had a win on the football at the weekend that I haven't told her about!!! My Friday night hole is sorted, if a little pricey!
but why pay for it at all? Surely there are enough slappers, i mean lasses about ready to give it for free?
Tbh i hope you're joking, if not, i'd fucking love your lass to come home and find you at it
At the minute i'm joking but come Friday and i'm pissed i can't say i wont txt her!!!
you're not safe to have a phone
I'd take it off you if you were my man I'd put the pic up Gemmill, as im at home, but i cant help worrying the poor girl's been set up or is under age
#56
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:54 PM
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Let's not get into the moral argument, let's just put the picture up. 
By the way, how many people are viewing this thread?
By the way, how many people are viewing this thread?
Shit the bed.
#57
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:55 PM
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sweetleftpeg, on Apr 3 2006, 02:54 PM, said:
Let's not get into the moral argument, let's just put the picture up.
By the way, how many people are viewing this thread?
By the way, how many people are viewing this thread?
my damn morals nearly all get in the bloody way
#58
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:57 PM
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Well I've sent her my mugshot.
She's asking what I do, said i work in an office. Asked her what she's studying.
She's asking what I do, said i work in an office. Asked her what she's studying.
You used to get it in your fishnets,
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
Landed in a very common crisis.
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
Landed in a very common crisis.
#59
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:58 PM
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Toonraider, on Apr 3 2006, 03:50 PM, said:
Smooth Operator, on Apr 3 2006, 02:32 PM, said:
manc-mag, on Apr 3 2006, 02:27 PM, said:
Stop mincing about and ring her tbh you puffhouse!
It's purely txt's on her requests.
Funny thing is wor lass is in London this weekend and I had a win on the football at the weekend that I haven't told her about!!! My Friday night hole is sorted, if a little pricey!
but why pay for it at all? Surely there are enough slappers, i mean lasses about ready to give it for free?
Tbh i hope you're joking, if not, i'd fucking love your lass to come home and find you at it
SMO's missus is up the duff though, which means he's on starvation rations-consequently he's entitled to plead the common law doctrine of 'it'd be rude not to!'
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#60
Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:58 PM
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Scottish Mag, on Apr 3 2006, 02:53 PM, said:
Smooth Operator, on Apr 3 2006, 03:49 PM, said:
Gemmill, on Apr 3 2006, 02:47 PM, said:
Who's sticking the photo on then? I can't cos I'm at work and don't have the facilities, but someone must be able to.
Come on lads!! I'm pulling my weight, here all we need to do is get her mugshot on here or you'll have to wait til the weekend when her face resembles a plasterers radio after she's been round mine!!
Can you not send the picture to your e-mail address from the phone? Then upload it on here?
You used to get it in your fishnets,
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
Landed in a very common crisis.
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
Landed in a very common crisis.
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