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Pissing On The Floor?
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Jonny2J
, Apr 03 2006 06:44 PM
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:44 PM
Jonny2J
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Apart from the C word... is there anything that pisses off the female form more than this, when by accident you somehow manage to miss the piss pot? Or am i just imagining this
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:45 PM
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Jonny2J, on Apr 3 2006, 07:44 PM, said:
Apart from the C word... is there anything that pisses off the female form more than this, when by accident you somehow manage to miss the piss pot? Or am i just imagining this
Pissing on the toilet seat?
Pardew on Carroll (Dec 10) : "The number nine shirt here is legendary and he has shown the fans that he is big enough and good enough to wear it. It will be a massive, massive blow if he left so it's very important that he stays. Derek assured me that he will."
Pardew speaking about Liverpool deal with Enrique (Apr 13): There’s definitely no deal between the clubs – 100%”
Padrew speaking after losing Enrique to Liverpool (Aug 12): "We will get a striker and left-back over the line, 100%"
Pardew speaking about Liverpool deal with Enrique (Apr 13): There’s definitely no deal between the clubs – 100%”
Padrew speaking after losing Enrique to Liverpool (Aug 12): "We will get a striker and left-back over the line, 100%"
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:45 PM
catmag
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It's just a ridiculous thing that shouldn't happen! There's a fucking big hole to aim for - how the fuck does any bloke manage to miss?!
Nobody knows but me..
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:46 PM
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catmag, on Apr 3 2006, 07:45 PM, said:
It's just a ridiculous thing that shouldn't happen! There's a fucking big hole to aim for - how the fuck does any bloke manage to miss?!
I think its the dribbles and the shake tbh.
Pardew on Carroll (Dec 10) : "The number nine shirt here is legendary and he has shown the fans that he is big enough and good enough to wear it. It will be a massive, massive blow if he left so it's very important that he stays. Derek assured me that he will."
Pardew speaking about Liverpool deal with Enrique (Apr 13): There’s definitely no deal between the clubs – 100%”
Padrew speaking after losing Enrique to Liverpool (Aug 12): "We will get a striker and left-back over the line, 100%"
Pardew speaking about Liverpool deal with Enrique (Apr 13): There’s definitely no deal between the clubs – 100%”
Padrew speaking after losing Enrique to Liverpool (Aug 12): "We will get a striker and left-back over the line, 100%"
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:46 PM
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catmag, on Apr 3 2006, 06:45 PM, said:
It's just a ridiculous thing that shouldn't happen! There's a fucking big hole to aim for - how the fuck does any bloke manage to miss?!
Precisely!!
Surely your aim can't be that crap?
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:47 PM
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Sometimes the foreskin is pointing one way without your realising it and suddenly you're pissing in the bog brush holder 
Some people feel content pouring syrup on shit and calling it pancakes their whole lives.
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:47 PM
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Holden McGroin, on Apr 3 2006, 06:45 PM, said:
Jonny2J, on Apr 3 2006, 07:44 PM, said:
Apart from the C word... is there anything that pisses off the female form more than this, when by accident you somehow manage to miss the piss pot? Or am i just imagining this
Pissing on the toilet seat?
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:48 PM
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Brock Manson, on Apr 3 2006, 06:47 PM, said:
Sometimes the foreskin is pointing one way without your realising it and suddenly you're pissing in the bog brush holder
eh?
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:49 PM
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Brock Manson, on Apr 3 2006, 07:47 PM, said:
Sometimes the foreskin is pointing one way without your realising it and suddenly you're pissing in the bog brush holder
Fucking hell
God gave you fine tuning for a reason. If you're incapable of using it properly then sit down!
Nobody knows but me..
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:50 PM
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The reason is usually anatomical, although the nightmare scenario is when you wake up with half-dead arms and bursting for a piss, hoping that your control will be back online before you arrive at the bowl.
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:51 PM
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Brock Manson, on Apr 3 2006, 06:47 PM, said:
Sometimes the foreskin is pointing one way without your realising it and suddenly you're pissing in the bog brush holder
Dunno what your foreskin's attached to but mine points the same way as my bellend.
I can't say i've unintentionally pissed on the floor since I was a bairn. I've pissed on myself like but thats another story for another thread...
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:52 PM
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am I the only one here who would just clean it up? surely that solves all the problems?
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:54 PM
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peasepud, on Apr 3 2006, 07:52 PM, said:
am I the only one here who would just clean it up? surely that solves all the problems?
You sound like a girl
MAN UP!
Pardew on Carroll (Dec 10) : "The number nine shirt here is legendary and he has shown the fans that he is big enough and good enough to wear it. It will be a massive, massive blow if he left so it's very important that he stays. Derek assured me that he will."
Pardew speaking about Liverpool deal with Enrique (Apr 13): There’s definitely no deal between the clubs – 100%”
Padrew speaking after losing Enrique to Liverpool (Aug 12): "We will get a striker and left-back over the line, 100%"
Pardew speaking about Liverpool deal with Enrique (Apr 13): There’s definitely no deal between the clubs – 100%”
Padrew speaking after losing Enrique to Liverpool (Aug 12): "We will get a striker and left-back over the line, 100%"
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:54 PM
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peasepud, on Apr 3 2006, 06:52 PM, said:
am I the only one here who would just clean it up? surely that solves all the problems?
As long as you're on a lino or tile floor. The problem arises with carpet-based bathrooms, even if you mop it up there's still gonna be a bit left over on there.
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:57 PM
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Matt, on Apr 3 2006, 06:54 PM, said:
peasepud, on Apr 3 2006, 06:52 PM, said:
am I the only one here who would just clean it up? surely that solves all the problems?
As long as you're on a lino or tile floor. The problem arises with carpet-based bathrooms, even if you mop it up there's still gonna be a bit left over on there.
I bet the good ol' hungover piss would be a nightmare to get out of a light carpet. It would be like drawing on the floor with a bright yellow highlighter.
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:59 PM
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Note to the ladies: The penis isn't rifle-bored.
Sometimes you can be pointing it in the right direction but when you release the flow you're way of target. Splashage can occur in the fraction of a second it takes to regain control.
Sometimes you can be pointing it in the right direction but when you release the flow you're way of target. Splashage can occur in the fraction of a second it takes to regain control.
Violence always comes from a place of misunderstanding, and low-to-zero self-worth. Well mine did anyway.............
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 07:03 PM
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David Icke - Son of God, on Apr 3 2006, 06:57 PM, said:
I bet the good ol' hungover piss would be a nightmare to get out of a light carpet. It would be like drawing on the floor with a bright yellow highlighter.
Our old bathroom carpet was rancid. As was the floorboard beneath it!
Now all sanded down and splashproof lino fitted. That doesn't spare the skirting boards from the odd splash though.
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 07:04 PM
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Never, EVER have carpet in a bathroom
Oh, and Linz - pud is obviously worth hanging on to as he's the only one who has replied with a vaguely acceptable response. The other mingers are just full of excuses!
Oh, and Linz - pud is obviously worth hanging on to as he's the only one who has replied with a vaguely acceptable response. The other mingers are just full of excuses!
Nobody knows but me..
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 07:04 PM
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Dr Kenneth Noisewater, on Apr 3 2006, 07:59 PM, said:
Note to the ladies: The penis isn't rifle-bored.
Sometimes you can be pointing it in the right direction but when you release the flow you're way of target. Splashage can occur in the fraction of a second it takes to regain control.
Sometimes you can be pointing it in the right direction but when you release the flow you're way of target. Splashage can occur in the fraction of a second it takes to regain control.
Then squat!
Nobody knows but me..
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 07:06 PM
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Dr Kenneth Noisewater, on Apr 3 2006, 07:59 PM, said:
Note to the ladies: The penis isn't rifle-bored.
Sometimes you can be pointing it in the right direction but when you release the flow you're way of target. Splashage can occur in the fraction of a second it takes to regain control.
Sometimes you can be pointing it in the right direction but when you release the flow you're way of target. Splashage can occur in the fraction of a second it takes to regain control.
No, but you can make adjustments, I never have a problem with it, although I do sit half the time anyway...
I do however have a problem with "splash-back" from urinals, so I won't use them.
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