Mike Ashley – Newcastle Won’t Get MY 3billion!

Mike Ashley’s Sports Direct is expected to join the FTSE 100 on Thursday afternoon – with the man himself now worth a staggering £3billion! So why were Newcastle United only able to buy ONE (16-year-old) player over the summer for a fee Ashley has in loose change in his arse pocket? Because he has fallen out of love with the Geordie nation, and is sick to death of his “toy” (NUFC) and is taking up golf to keep himself occupied…

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