Newcastle Utd versus Southhampton

Due to the nefarious origins of the thread poster, what became the original match thread has been unfrotunately destroyed. So that this important piece of the rich tapestry that forms our history is not lost to the annals of time I have elected myself as the chronicler, and will thusly record the thread as I recall it.

 

Joelinton is shit.

 

We too are mostly quite shit, but definitely nowhere near as shit as Joelinton.

 

Can you believe we won despite our aforementioned shittiness?

 

Oh shit is ASM seriously injured? Fuck. We’ll be needing these points.

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