All posts by Happy Face

  • Dear Mr Ashley

    31st July 2018 Dear Mr. Ashley, You hold the hopes, expectations and fate of all Newcastle United fans in your hands. It has been over...

  • Lie – Whatever Rafa Wants, Rafa Gets

    In 1997 the Austrian director Michael Haneke made a film called Funny Games. It’s horrible.  An exercise in deconstructing Hollywood convention.  Like all the biggest...

  • Statement from AshleyOut

    Yet another transfer window has been and gone with Mike Ashley failing to allow meaningful investment in Newcastle United’s playing squad. There could be little...

  • Lie – Newcastle United Don’t Need Any PR

    In February 2009, in a meeting with the NUSC Derek Llambias said“Do we need to spend £200k a year on PR? We did have a...

  • Lie – Shay Given Forced a Move Out of Newcastle

    Whenever a player is sold by Newcastle under Mike Ashley, they are blamed for forcing the move.  If you believe the propaganda Mike Ashley has...

  • NUFC Ticket Watch 17/18

    Newcastle United choose not to publish ticket prices ahead of sale, or leave the prices on their site, in the public domain, after the games.This...

  • Lie – Ashley Doesn’t Interfere

    From The Mag 14/09/2017Mike Ashley – 21 March 2017“So the best thing was to make sure it was on solid ground and then step back...

  • The Transfer Rumour Mill Summed Up

    Newcastle fan tweets a rumour with a named source but no link:


    Marca saying Benitez's agents have been in touch with Daniel...

  • The Transfer Rumour Mill Summed Up

    Newcastle fan tweets a rumour with a named source but no link:


    Marca saying Benitez's agents have been in touch with Daniel...

  • Sports Neglect

    Yesterday evening Newcastle United were relegated from the Premier League for the second time in the space of eight seasons, and only the sixth time...