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2. NUFC Pictures - from days of old. 1 2 3 4 46

   By Craig, March 2, 2010
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   • Howmanheyman
   • April 7

3. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2023

   Get your nominations in!

   By Andrew, November 23, 2023
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   • Monkeys Fist
   • December 25, 2023

4. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 23/24 1 2

   By Andrew, July 8, 2023
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   • RobinRobin
   • September 23, 2023

5. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon 1 2 3

   By Andrew, January 29, 2022
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   • Andrew
   • March 16, 2022
6. Other topics

7. 2023/24 - Generic NUFC Chat 1 2 3 4 192

   By wykikitoon, July 1, 2022
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   • Kid Dynamite
   • 1 hour ago

8. Other Games 23/24 1 2 3 4 141

   By Ayatollah Hermione, August 4, 2023
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   • Tom
   • 2 hours ago

9. St James’ Park 1 2 3 4 15

   Anything to do with our home - past, present or future

   By Craig, July 30, 2022
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   • Monkeys Fist
   • 5 hours ago

10. I really didn't expect to be doing this for this long, right. Alex Isaks dutchman twisting, ange-ball battering, well rested Mags vs ...Who the fuck is Oliver Glasner?! Err, Crystal Palace

    Wednesday the 24th, 8pm, Selhurst Park

    By Andrew, Sunday at 01:27
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    • Dazzler
    • 10 hours ago

11. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER 1 2 3 4 548

    Liverpool for sale/Ronnie Radford Still Dead

    By Sonatine, September 16, 2017
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    • Dazzler
    • 10 hours ago

12. 23/24 Run In 1 2

    By The Fish, Sunday at 15:51
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    • RobinRobin
    • 11 hours ago

13. Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official 1 2 3 4 459

    Depending on whether he stays or goes Ashworth is mint/shit - Man U in talks

    By The Mighty Hog, October 16, 2017   

    • Owners
    • ForSale
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    • RobinRobin
    • 20 hours ago

14. mackem messageboard gold 1 2 3 4 1195

    Mackems botted 5-1 @ Home To Blackburn

    By Gene_Clark, March 27, 2012   

    • Mackems
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    • Renton
    • Yesterday at 19:25

15. Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football 1 2 3 4 127

    By Ayatollah Hermione, August 7, 2021
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    • Dazzler
    • Yesterday at 12:20

16. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man 1 2 3 4 31

    By Ayatollah Hermione, January 24, 2023
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    • RobinRobin
    • Yesterday at 02:33

17. Of course we start going on a run of some sort now. Martin Dubravkas going down easy to annoy a portuguese bloke Mags vs Anges great attacking side who have actually scored less than us whatevers. 1 2 3 4 14

    Saturday, 12:30 at SJP

    By Andrew, April 7
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • Tuesday at 05:52

18. Alexander Isak 1 2 3 4 19

    Welcome to NUFC - Confirmed by Jimbo's Telly

    By Anorthernsoul, August 25, 2022
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    • Monkeys Fist
    • Monday at 19:54

19. New Strips? 1 2 3 4 98

    By Christmas Tree , March 29, 2013
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    • AgentAxeman
    • Monday at 15:07

20. Bruno Guimarães 1 2 3 4 52

    All things Bruno with Gloom and his shit cattle puns

    By wykikitoon, January 27, 2022
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    • toonotl
    • Sunday at 00:36

21. Lewis Hall 1 2 3 4 9

    By LongTimeAdmirer, August 18, 2023
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    • Alex
    • Saturday at 11:03

22. Joelinton 1 2 3 4 45

    By wykikitoon, July 23, 2019
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    • Dr Gloom
    • April 12

23. Joselu 1 2 3 4 6

    By ewerk, August 16, 2017
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    • Alex
    • April 9

24. Kinnear resigns! 1 2 3 4 10

    By Meenzer, February 3, 2014   

    • Managers
    • Kinnear
    • 233 replies
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    • Alex
    • April 9

25. Official Loan watch Thread™ 1 2 3 4 6

    By LongTimeAdmirer, September 23, 2023
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    • Dazzler
    • April 8

26. Fulham away, I hate this fixture. If Dummett starts I'm deleting the thread when I get up so don't get too attached to anything you post. 1 2 3 4 12

    Saturday, 3pm.

    By Andrew, April 2
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    • Ayatollah Hermione
    • April 7

27. Ah shit we won so I have to do another one. Alright, Eddies bubble bursting penalty merchants vs nailed on relegation certainties, Everton. 1 2 3 4 12

    Tuesday 19:30.

    By Andrew, March 31
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    • Dazzler
    • April 4

28. Defensive Stalwart. The Big Dan. 1 2 3 4 9

    By ohhh_yeah, March 31, 2022
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    • RobinRobin
    • April 4

29. The Great DOF Hunt of 2024 1 2 3

    By Ayatollah Hermione, March 5
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    • LongTimeAdmirer
    • April 2

30. Sandro Tonali 1 2 3 4 32

    He drinks moretti, he likes betting, he never back Sunderlanddd

    By wykikitoon, June 23, 2023
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    • Sonatine
    • April 2

31. Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham 1 2 3 4 17

    Saturday, 12:30pm at Home

    By Andrew, March 29
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    • The Fish
    • April 1

32. Harvey Barnes 1 2 3 4

    > ASM because we play more than 3 games a season

    By aimaad22, July 19, 2023
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    • Gemmill
    • March 31

33. Sven Botman 1 2 3 4 7

    By wykikitoon, June 28, 2022
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    • NJS
    • March 29

34. Martin Dubravka Signs Permanently 1 2 3

    By Ayatollah Hermione, May 30, 2018
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    • Dr Gloom
    • March 27

35. Lewis Miley - He’s one of our own (Stanley) 1 2 3 4 5

    Plus other Miley’s if they end up good

    By Anorthernsoul, July 27, 2023
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    • aimaad22
    • March 26

36. Transfers, 2023-24 season 1 2 3 4 574

    Alfie Harrison sells ket

    By trophyshy, March 8, 2022
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    • Gemmill
    • March 25

37. Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes 1 2 3 4 12

    AM NOT WELL… AM SUFFERING FROM CUP FEVER! 😀 (#takingonefortheteamlads ☺️)

    By PaddockLad, March 14
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    • thebrokendoll
    • March 25

38. jason tindall 1 2

    By thebrokendoll, March 31, 2023
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • March 23

39. Let's all Laugh at Spurs 1 2 3 4 5

    By The Fish, September 3, 2008
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    • Dazzler
    • March 22

40. Longstaff Brothers Dim 1 2 3 4 5

    By wykikitoon, January 14, 2022
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    • Holden McGroin
    • March 15

41. Eddie Howe 1 2 3 4 43

    Manager of the Month - FEBRUARY 2022 & OCTOBER 2022

    By Tom, February 14, 2022
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    • RobinRobin
    • March 14

42. a ticket thread.... 1 2 3 4 72

    By thebrokendoll, January 7, 2022
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    • Howmanheyman
    • March 14