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  1. 2023/24 squad list 1 2

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 31 replies
    • 1.2k views

  2. Nicolo Barella 1 2

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 38 replies
    • 1.7k views

  3. Fabian Schar 1 2 3 4

    By wykikitoon,
    • 91 replies
    • 3.7k views

  4. Comparison 1 2

    By The Fish,
    • 37 replies
    • 1.4k views

  5. The class of 22/23

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 7 replies
    • 356 views

  6. Todd Boehlys Turgid Turtle Heads V Eddie Howe’s Swashbuckling Shithousing Champions League Qualifiers 1 2 3 4 13

    16:30 BST - Sun 28th
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 315 replies
    • 7.4k views

  7. Eddie's RELENTLESSLY Pressing Champions League-bound Mags vs Dean Smith's Soft-Centre Championship-bound Foxes 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 22.05.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 411 replies
    • 11k views

  8. Eddie's Glorious Champions League-bound Mags vs De Zerbi's Stuttering South Coast Soft Shites 1 2 3 4 32

    Premier League, 18.05.23 19:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 781 replies
    • 21.5k views

  9. Who starts the Brighton match thread? 1 2 3

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 65 replies
    • 2.2k views

  10. Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm 1 2 3 4 27

    Dirty Leeds
    By strawb,
    • 655 replies
    • 15.8k views

  11. Who do you want to be relegated? 1 2 3 4

    And who do you think will go down?
    By Zathras,
    • 83 replies
    • 3.3k views

  12. jurgen klopp..... classless cunt. 1 2 3

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 68 replies
    • 2.8k views

  13. Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h. 1 2 3 4 25

    Could this finally be the game Sven Adult Botman gets his goal?
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 610 replies
    • 16.8k views

  14. Howe’s Hawker Hurricane Goal Machines vs. Selles’ Sputtering Spitfire Spunkbubbles. 1 2 3 4 14

    St James’es’ Park Sunday 30th April 14:00.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 345 replies
    • 8k views

  15. Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45 1 2 3 4 24

    Could this finally be the year CT gets the hang of this football lark?
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 590 replies
    • 15.4k views

  16. NUW - 24,000 at yesterday's 6-1 win over Bradford City

    By scoobos,
    • 2 replies
    • 205 views

  17. Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens… 1 2 3 4 20

    Sunday 23 April. St James’es Park. 14:00h
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 485 replies
    • 14.3k views

  18. Unai "Nee Baals" Emery's Beige Renaissance vs Eddie "Baals in a Wheelbarrow" Howe's UNSTOPPABLE Lunchtime Mags 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 15.04.23 12:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 413 replies
    • 19.5k views

  19. Longhaired Tommy Spankbank's Big Betting Brentford vs Eddie Howe's UNDENIABLE Hammer-Smashing Mags 1 2 3 4 16

    Premier League, 08.04.23 15:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 398 replies
    • 10.1k views

  20. Champions League - Would the positives outweigh the negatives?

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 23 replies
    • 677 views

  21. Athleticism v technical ability - which is more important?

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 13 replies
    • 462 views

  22. David Moyes's Bubble-Blowing Bellwhiffs vs Eddie Howe's RELENTLESS Slaphead-Slaying Mags 1 2 3 4 20

    Premier League, 05.04.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 499 replies
    • 12k views

  23. jason tindall 1 2

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 25 replies
    • 1.7k views

  24. your first away game..... can you find a video? 1 2 3

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 52 replies
    • 2k views

  25. Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team 1 2 3 4 25

    Premier League, 02.04.23 16:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 613 replies
    • 15.8k views

  26. 104 in 39.

    WC26.
    By ohhh_yeah,   
    • 13 replies
    • 616 views

  27. Squinty Steve's Surplus Signings vs Sexy Eddie's "Let's Start This Weekend Off Right" Hotties 1 2 3 4 29

    Premier League, 17.03.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 700 replies
    • 17.9k views

  28. The Return of Eddie Howe's Shithousing, High Pressing Fucking NETBUSTERS vs Lopetegui's Lupine Logmunchers 1 2 3 4 18

    Premier League, 12.03.23 16:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 440 replies
    • 12.7k views

  29. So, what does everyone think of xG - good or bad? 1 2 3

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 65 replies
    • 2.8k views

  30. Should we ban all talk of xG with fines of charity contributions to offenders?

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 21 replies
    • 919 views

  31. Pep's not plastic club from Manchester versus Eddie's wounded League Cup xG winners (+ Fish) 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League 12:30 Saturday 4th March
    By Toonpack,
    • 407 replies
    • 10.9k views

  32. Wor Eddie's Fuck The Draw Bastards v Eriks Schmoking the Pancake School Meal Wankers - AKA The League Cup Final + Gemmill Loves Excel 1 2 3 4 38

    Sunday 26h Feb - 16:30 - Sky Sports
    By wykikitoon,
    • 935 replies
    • 28.4k views

  33. How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la. 1 2 3 4 23

    NUFC v Liverpool, Sat 18 feb 5.30pm
    By trophyshy,
    • 574 replies
    • 16.1k views

  34. o'neil's salubrious playground of the dorset uber wealthy v howe's scally infested coop of decapitated fowl 1 2 3 4 17

    clinging on to top 4 by a midge's dick....
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 411 replies
    • 11.8k views

  35. Have you seen this?!!! 1 2

    Newcastle United 1918 - 1924 Away Shirt
    By ShirtBrigadeLtd,
    • 45 replies
    • 1.8k views

  36. Where’s good to park in North London!? 1 2 3 4 8

    The Wembley Warm up Thread™️
    By Tom,
    • 197 replies
    • 6.1k views

  37. happy howe's masters of the early goal, wembley bound warriors v misery moyesy's relegation haunted , olympic stadium squatters 1 2 3 4 15

    the race for the top 4 goes on
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 361 replies
    • 9.1k views

  38. howe's rabblement of lawless, scattershot, buccaneers v jones' congregation of well educated south coast gentry. 1 2 3 4 19

    one step from wembley
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 460 replies
    • 11.8k views

  39. NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Southampton (A)

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 13 replies
    • 827 views

  40. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man 1 2 3 4 31

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 768 replies
    • 32k views
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