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  1. nathan jone's flock of rather nervous hampshire sheep v eddie howe's brokendollless swashbuckling semi-finalists. 1 2 3 4 29

    semi final of a major cup competition.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 702 replies
    • 16.3k views

  2. pATRICK vIEIRA'S cROYDON cockney wannabees v eDDIE hOWE'S slightly goal shy gEORDIE heroes. 1 2 3 4 14

    premier league shenanigans.(again)
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 328 replies
    • 8.8k views

  3. NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Fulham (H) 1 2

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 26 replies
    • 1.2k views

  4. howe with dan burn's funky disco moves v silva with mitrovic's fridge carrying two left feet. 1 2 3 4 15

    premier league shenanigans.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 361 replies
    • 9.6k views

  5. howe's team with a couple of players who should never play for us again v rodger's team with a couple of players we should nick 1 2 3 4 17

    carabao cup quarter final
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 413 replies
    • 10.5k views

  6. Eddie’s title chasers against some league one outfit from Yorkshire 1 2 3 4 25

    Saturday at 6pm. Beeb champing for a giant killing
    By Dr Gloom,
    • 622 replies
    • 16.7k views

  7. Arteta's long suffering jellied eels v Eddie's Stottie fuelled northern raiders (- Gemmill + Trips, massive net gain tbh) 1 2 3 4 25

    Arsenal v Newcastle United, EPL Tuesday 3rd January 19:45
    By Toonpack,
    • 615 replies
    • 15.7k views

  8. Eddie Howe + Gemmill's Gleaming Glee Club vs. Ted Lasso's Dirty Leeds 1 2 3 4 14

    Newcastle United vs. Leeds United. Premier League. 3:00 pm, Saturday 31 December 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 334 replies
    • 9.7k views

  9. Combined XIs 1 2

    By The Fish,
    • 39 replies
    • 978 views

  10. Brenda's Brussels Sprout Farts vs. Eddie and Gemmill's Christmas Crackers 1 2 3 4 13

    Leicester City vs. Newcastle United. Premier League. 3:00pm, Monday 26 December 2022 @ KP Nuts Stadium.
    By Meenzer,
    • 309 replies
    • 9k views

  11. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2022

    and the winner is....
    By Tom,
    • 18 replies
    • 1.5k views

  12. Eddie Howe and Gemmill's Current Hyperefficient Dreamboats vs. Eddie Howe's Former Wimpy Kids 1 2 3 4 6

    Newcastle United vs. Bournemouth. Carabao Cup Fourth Round. 7:45pm, Tuesday 20 December 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 149 replies
    • 4k views

  13. Feyenoord Magpies

    New Flag
    By Howmanheyman,
    • 1 reply
    • 385 views

  14. FA Cup 2023 1 2

    By The Fish,
    • 40 replies
    • 1.6k views

  15. Patreon Christmas Charity Donation - The Poll is Live

    By Andrew,
    • 7 replies
    • 451 views

  16. Eddie Howe's Gemmill-Gladdening Shootout Kings vs. Harry Potter's Serial Underwhelmers 1 2 3 4 14

    Newcastle United vs. Chelsea. FA Carling Premiership. 5:30pm, Saturday 12 November 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 330 replies
    • 10.9k views

  17. Gemmill's Squad Rotation Mags vs. (checks notes) Patrick Vieira's Eagles, apparently 1 2 3 4 11

    Newcastle United vs. Crystal Palace. Rumbelows Cup. 7:45 pm, Wednesday 9 November 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 269 replies
    • 6.8k views

  18. Ralph Wiggum's Double-Barrels vs. Eddie Howe's Glorious Gemmill-Gratifiers 1 2 3 4 19

    Wreck it Ralph - SACKED
    By Meenzer,
    • 468 replies
    • 11.9k views

  19. We've Got Miggy + Gemmill On The Wings vs. Danks For The Emeries FC 1 2 3 4 19

    Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa. Premier League. 3:00 pm, Saturday 29 October 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 471 replies
    • 12.9k views

  20. Unai Emery for our next home game!

    By scoobos,
    • 14 replies
    • 750 views

  21. Talk of The Tyne message board....gone?

    By LALASAM,
    • 9 replies
    • 691 views

  22. YourNameHere@New White Hart Lane vs. Eddie's Auspicious Aramco Army + Gemmill 1 2 3 4 13

    Spurs vs. Newcastle United. Premier League. 4:30pm, Sunday 23 October 2022 @ Tottenham Hotspur Stadium Where Tottenham Hotspur Play.
    By Meenzer,
    • 319 replies
    • 9.5k views

  23. Steady Eddie's No-Ceiling Ambitions vs. Fat Frank's Gemmill-Defying Cloggers 1 2 3 4 12

    Newcastle United vs. Everton. Premier League. 7:30pm, Wednesday 19th October 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 282 replies
    • 7.7k views

  24. Patreon Funds - Nominate your charities!

    By Tom,
    • 14 replies
    • 801 views

  25. Erik ten HAAG-kaloogies vs, Eddie's United Camping Bastards 1 2 3 4 14

    Manchester United vs Newcastle United. Premier League. 2:00pm, Sunday 16th October 2022. Old Trafford.
    By tooner,   
    • 339 replies
    • 9.1k views

  26. Eddie's Neonicotinoid Laden Bastards VS. Thomas's Hair Nets 1 2 3 4 10

    Newcastle United vs Brentford. Premier League. 3:00pm, Saturday 8th October 2022. St James' Park, Newcastle.
    By tooner,   
    • 246 replies
    • 7.4k views

  27. ARE YOU WATCHING RAFA F.C. vs. Eddie's Magnificent Sicknote Warriors 1 2 3 4 9

    By tooner,
    • 212 replies
    • 6.5k views

  28. Newcastle United v AFC Bournemouth - QEII Sombre Edition 1 2 3 4 13

    Sat 17th - SJP - 15:00
    By wykikitoon,
    • 304 replies
    • 7.5k views

  29. Karius

    By ohhh_yeah,
    • 3 replies
    • 324 views

  30. The battle of the VAR bitches: Eddie's sausage shakers v Old Big Eyes' East Enders, featuring the Bruno v Paqueta subplot

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 11 replies
    • 827 views

  31. International relationship Newcastle / Gelsenkirchen 1 2

    By Hintermann,
    • 29 replies
    • 1k views

  32. Hamstrings.

    By Ugly Mackems,
    • 4 replies
    • 488 views

  33. Extra Time on Extra Time Hating Bastards v Exhibition Building Loving, Shandy Drinking Fannies 1 2 3 4 20

    NUFC v Crystal Palace - Saturday 3rd - 15:00
    By wykikitoon,
    • 484 replies
    • 12.4k views

  34. Who are Newcastle's biggest rivals?

    International Academic Research Study putting Geordie's views on the world stage
    By KnowRivalryJR,
    • 11 replies
    • 809 views

  35. Howe's that for a bunch of Cripples v Here's our Graham with a Quick Reminder what a bunch of Shits We are 1 2 3 4 27

    Liverpool v NUFC - Weds 31sr - 20:00 BT Sport
    By wykikitoon,
    • 652 replies
    • 16.2k views

  36. Newcastle United supporters research questionnaire

    By Firthy101,
    • 9 replies
    • 403 views

  37. Come On Eileen, You Boring Wanderers v Wor Alex ABBA Loving Mags! 1 2 3 4 12

    Wolves v NUFC - Sunday 28th - KO 14:00 - Sky Sports
    By wykikitoon,
    • 297 replies
    • 7.1k views

  38. Alexander Isak 1 2 3 4 19

    Welcome to NUFC - Confirmed by Jimbo's Telly
    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 469 replies
    • 22.9k views

  39. Howe's The Pedro Pursuit You Ask? v Mike Deans Mellon Munchers 1 2 3 4 10

    Tranmere v NUFC - Carabao Cup - Weds 24th - 19:45 Ko - Sky Sports
    By wykikitoon,
    • 238 replies
    • 5.2k views

  40. eddie's toothless triers v's pep's teeth like amity's worst fucking nightmare 1 2 3 4 19

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 469 replies
    • 12.7k views
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