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Image in my head of a C&A catalogue photo of you two, over the shoulder jumpers with the sleeves tied, pointing at the new microwave with your heads tipped back, roaring with laughter.

Alright Buzzcut Malone. Captain Flattop!

I would just like to point out that despite being RETIRED, I am a#3 back and sides and #4 on top (although thinning admittedly) Wahl Lithium-Ion for the clipper nonces

He was caught out by my astonishing sexiness is what he was caught out by.

I have a vision of Wiki at work - We've got to install microwave ovens tiktok twat.

The interviewer is a weird little creep too.

He was caught out by it being such a rare instance of self deprecation 👍🏻

she can't even get a GB News interview right

Did they find it?

Pitbull shaver for me because I look like a pitbu..... dreamy sex god.

came for the poppadom story...stayed for the comments

Wahl Balding Clippers here. The only clippers I know that actually insult you in the name.

this is an astonishing clip. not least because JHB comes across as the voice of reason

Exactly, the wanted £6mil similar for a 6month loan deal for a player they didn't want, but expect to pay us £2mil for our DOF

I've been a Remington Quick Cut user for about ten years now. It's the dog's balls.

I published it n kindle and Apple Books, it has been read by people all over the world.

I keeps it real and it gets shaved though, unlike the hair horseshoe!

I mean it was clearly a fucking joke, Inspector O'Clouseau.

Youth team members often go to stadiums with the first team squad, so there's no guarantee that these two players were actually in the named match day squad.

I’m sure you called him a cunt in 2011

The lass that had an affair with David Beckham and wanked off a pig? They hand out degrees for any old shite these days.