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I wonder how many Man U fans would be arsed about PSR etc if it suddenly incorporated debt - i.e you cant owe £1bn out

I mean I meant the autograph was inside the frame, but she's probably got his face tattooed above her chuff an'arl.

It's happening already. Nobody complains more about not having the time to do things than your average pensioner.

Canny euphemism. I assume you mean tatooed cos I can bever get a ball point to work there.

£20m is outlandish - i've never heard of that sort of compensation paid out for a dof before. £2m is a pisstake too, of course. i'm sure sanity will prevail as get closer to the summer window and they do a deal for nearer to 10m

I had a motherfucking MRI last month, bitch! And I'm still going. All of the warnings everywhere about if you have ANY metal things in your body etc. There was a 1 in 1,000 chance that something went wrong cos of the PM. I wouldn't be surprised if it DID go wrong and I'm still here.

A trophy is a trophy IMO. We'd piss the early parts of the conference league could comfortably rotate the squad to make sure we're not running our top players into the ground again. Plus, it will be hilarious to see the mackems call it tin pot if we win it even though they'd mott their sisters (rather than going in dry, like normal) just to have the opportunity to take part in the competition.

Something like 160 votes won it for the Lib Dems last time, so I'll definitely be doing my part. Already voted Burnham for Mayor and Lib Dem for council. Postal vote because I'm not putting any faith in my awareness of what day is voting day.

If you’re offside, you’re offside. I have no issue with that. My problem is that these lines and timings of when the ball is kicked are a joke and completely inaccurate. Hopefully the semi-automated CL style system will sort out these problems.

Nah he impregnated both. The blonde is now the unwed mother of a horrendous looking child. The brunette has a coat hanger in a fancy frame with Johnson's autograph on her mantle piece.

EC is a winnable tournament for whatever english team ends up in it, I wouldn't turn my nose up at it

A man so nails that the only thing that can kill him is a fridge magnet.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c72prpwggqxo

Everton or Villa is my guess like just looking at their lineups from the weekend.

if he's staying he would be a great third choice striker. can't really rely on him for more than that because of his injury history. still a great player on his day, but if you're offered £15-20m, it would be hard to turn down

Even just looking at the picture (ignoring the dodgy lines), what advantage does the Coventry player have? He looks completely stationary he's facing the wrong way and leaning towards the ball - so not really ready to sprint at all. The man utd player on the other hand is already positioned perfectly to get back, and already running, which gives him the advantage. Then the dodgy lines suggest he was never offside anyway.

2 x 19 year olds apparently. Twitter sleuths trying to figure out which PL teams played at home over the weekend and have 2 x 19 year olds in their squad

I’ll have a look

I have just started listening to Kathy Burke's, 'Where there's a will theres a wake'. Its a little different. This is the overview; It's pretty good, but the episode with Alan Carr is brilliant;

Have you watched LBL? I must say Amstel has been the best Men's race this year. The rest have been a fucking snooze fest. The Women's racing has been fucking superb. Its almost Giro time, someone always get's popped before, so I hope it's Pogi, that cunt deffo has a motor lol

I had my Pacemaker replaced a couple of years back as it happens. Last one lasted about 9 years (off a 5 year battery) and this one has a 15 year battery, so I won't be going ANYWHERE!

That's superb. It's so true

My area is a Tory area predominantly, but there's Labour flags all over.

In between my househusband chores I'll try and squeeze it in !!!!

Aye if we get a good summer, you'll feel it (yer bastard!). Get your guitar back out while the weather's shit.