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Before they drew the lines you knew they were going to give it tbh

I actually think I hate the ickle spickle cunt more than any of the headbangers. He's completely debased himself.

he knows she's a bullshit artist because he's a true believer

Is this a thing, free poppadoms? I'm not sure it is. Mind, if I don't get free prawn crackers with my Chinese there will be hell on.

Emails are destroying society.

That’s more like it

Will you be attending in traditional Scottish garb to underline your credentials?

The oh god particle?

Yes, the God Particle was located.

Image in my head of a C&A catalogue photo of you two, over the shoulder jumpers with the sleeves tied, pointing at the new microwave with your heads tipped back, roaring with laughter.

Alright Buzzcut Malone. Captain Flattop!

I would just like to point out that despite being RETIRED, I am a#3 back and sides and #4 on top (although thinning admittedly) Wahl Lithium-Ion for the clipper nonces

He was caught out by my astonishing sexiness is what he was caught out by.

I have a vision of Wiki at work - We've got to install microwave ovens tiktok twat.

The interviewer is a weird little creep too.

He was caught out by it being such a rare instance of self deprecation 👍🏻

she can't even get a GB News interview right

Did they find it?

Pitbull shaver for me because I look like a pitbu..... dreamy sex god.

came for the poppadom story...stayed for the comments

Wahl Balding Clippers here. The only clippers I know that actually insult you in the name.

this is an astonishing clip. not least because JHB comes across as the voice of reason

Exactly, the wanted £6mil similar for a 6month loan deal for a player they didn't want, but expect to pay us £2mil for our DOF