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  2. Premier League Suspended Until 3rd April

    16 live games a week
  3. Coronavirus

    They're letting off fireworks for the 8 o clock clap thing now ffs. In broad daylight. Honestly I hope someone takes a rocket to the eye and then gets the covid in A&E.
  4. This is the news!

    Calm yourself down, this is a thread for news you're not expecting to see. Put your cock back in your pants. Or maybe back in your knickers?
  5. Premier League Suspended Until 3rd April

    CAN YOU DIE FROM OVERDOSING ON PURE SOCCER????
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  7. Holidays 2020

    If anyone is thinking of having a uk holiday, I hear the Great Yorkshire Show is a cracking family day out.
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  10. Coronavirus

    Or 2 groups of 125,000.....
  11. Holidays 2020

    We’re meant to be off to Holland with the kids and another family to some Eurocamp type thing with a water park and all that shite but I’ve written that off. Supposed to be going to Spain with me Mam and dad and the family in October at half term too but I’ve absolutely no wish to get in a plane any time soon
  12. Coronavirus

    Iirc it was okay for 250,000 people to sit together back in Mid March.
  13. Holidays 2020

    Eurostar have extended their free rebooking period to include the dates I was going to have a weekend on the Dutch coast in July, so I've done the various cancellations today (since it's not worth two weeks of quarantine, quite aside from anything else). The Airbnb guy wrote back basically saying "people are starting to make bookings again now, but since you're from the UK, I understand your position". Get used to this, folks, we're the sick man of Europe again except this time with actual sickness.
  14. Coronavirus

    I couldn’t actually bring myself to watch it today although it sounds like fun.
  15. Holidays 2020

    My mam got a full refund off tui but she was very persistent. She somehow ended up emailing the chief exec and managed to get a reply and it was processed a day or two later
  16. Coronavirus

    Or 3 of 4, or 4 of 3, or one of 6, a 2 and a 4. Fucking muppets.
  17. Holidays 2020

    @Renton My brother in law was due to goto croatia in a couple of weeks with Tui. Today they (TUI) cancelled it, he's got a full refund and TUI have given him a 20% off voucher for booking upto next year. So fingers crossed.
  18. Coronavirus

    They could be 6 groups of 2
  19. In 2017 Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain and Egypt severed all ties with Qatar over the country’s alleged support of extremist groups and interference in neighbours’ affairs. Now the repercussions of that once parochial squabble have reached Gallowgate, and Geordies fear their dreams of returning to the Champions League may prove a cruel chimera. Although sources close to the Newcastle deal remain confident the takeover will be rubber-stamped in the next week or so, geopolitics have replaced Joelinton’s goal drought as the stuff of Newcastle fans’ nightmares. made me laugh
  20. Coronavirus

    If these meetings result in an argument then a fight, would you get nicked for breaking social distance rules or for fighting.
  21. Premier League Suspended Until 3rd April

    It's always going to be Liverpool premier league winners 2019/20* *..doesn't really count
  22. Coronavirus

    What’s a random number between 5-10? 6, let’s go with 6. No read to explain why. We can just say we’re being guided by the science
  23. Coronavirus

    Up to six people can meet outdoors.… … is this based on any actual scientific reasoning or have they just pulled it out of their arse? If twelve people sat facing each other, 2m apart, couldn’t they just claim to be two groups? ( sorry, it’s just fucking ridiculous. Either people can meet, socially distantly, or they can’t.)
  24. Coronavirus

    Journalists are not letting this go. This is a farce.
  25. Coronavirus

    I hope the cunt gets asked this question for eternity.
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