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JFK coming back just in time for his 107th birthday, presumably to get Cruyff out of the witness protection program

Princess Diana went back to the future when she hit 88mph or some shit

Do any pubs in town show non televised matches on dodgy boxes these days? Or have the all been shut down?

Ms Squelch tonight after reading that bitchy comment.

I once had the pleasure of reading a letter she wrote to the PM when she was Foreign Sec. It was full of phrases like ‘maintaining our heft’. I’m sure that PPE course at Oxford teaches them to come out with that shite. Much like that weird way of talking Renton alludes to. It’s like a Tory politicians by numbers course. Whoever the fuck runs it wants shot to shit.

We went to Xcaret theme park. Prices were fucking mental but the swimming in the cenotes was class

Tempted to read the book for the humour factor tbh. She's a real life Partridge..

She's just a global embarrassment. No one sane in her party wants anything to do with her, she bores the fuck out of the yanks. She's uniquely ill equipped for what she's actually trying to do. I guess we just all enjoy the endless tailspin.

I've just seen the Chelsea penalty spat - it wasn't quite Bowyer/Dyer but it was quite nasty - I'm surprised the ref didn't at least dish out some yellows.

Very smooth.

She reckons the dog had fleas. So that bit is real, but someone did a version where it was Johnson and Carrie that had fleas.

So was the one about Johnson and his lass having fleas and infesting Downing St a parody or not?

Hey, leave @Kevin Carr's Gloves and his brothers alone.

Think that might be a spoof actually but she's so batshit who can tell any more?

Thats leaves our midfield back to bare bones. Big Joe is back on training pitch kicking footballs again now. Hopefully he can feature towards end of season.

Willock is out for the rest of the season. They want to rest his achilles. Makes sense tbf, he keeps breaking down every time he comes back.

So she shit herself and didn't realise whilst sober?!

The latest comments... "He is a good player and a horrible bastard.Hope he snaps his leg and misses out on the euros" "Shouldnt be allowed to represent two nations at once" They really are well named...sad mackem bastards !

And still picks Maguire who's been shit ever he joined Man Utd.

I've joined up. Nothing could convince me more that power lies in the hands of some unelected bureacrats than an unelected ex-prime minister who is currently kow-towing to the extreme right wing in this country and beyond, including the likes of Steve Bannon and by association Tommy Robinson. It's incredible Sunak lets her get away with this.

they were great with kids too. We were made to feel welcome to enjoy a really long meal and sit in the taverna until 10-11pm with my then two year old running about the place having the time of his life while all the waiting staff played and talked to him (no one tutting or looking annoyed as you would expect elsewhere). It was so relaxed and idyllic, we would stay and end up getting shit faced long after his bedtime as the little one crashed in his buggy. Italy is a bit like this too. They expect you to come out with your young kids and will look after you until late

He was still picking Henderson when playing in Saudi!