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Looks pink to me. Have they gone woke or something?

Happy flag shagging day!

Wor lass came home tonight. 'have you heard of the overlap? Gary Neville does an interview with Gordon. It's superb. He's so cute' Wtt!!!!

Arsenal would have won the league by now if they had Isak up top. But they don’t. so fuck them.

Arsenal 1-0 Chelsea 4mins

WhY HaVe u FuKeD wi FlaG?

FYP Do better

Can see a few PERManent bans coming here.

The irony being. We beat Leeds that night

I thought we'd have Trippier and Almiron back by now, do we run every injured player under a truck before letting them in the treatment room?

I bet if this Mitchell bloke doesn't join us, the club will be left scratching their heads.

We're just a head of our time.

I’m not 100% convinced by this Mitchell bloke’s credentials tbh. I think before I say yay or nay I’ll have to mullet over.

Bah!!! Foiled again

Get your own hair puns or I’ll give you a clippers round the ear

I was in at the start as it happens, so keep your hair on

This years Rwanda quota has been filled today alone. Shambles.

Toonpack clicking into the middle of a pun run is like a kid running into Santa's grotto.

Arne Slot the frontrunner for the Liverpool job apparently. Fucking PLEASE let this cunt be another Ten Hag.

Tell me he's not thick as fuck btw. When Micah Richards is getting frustrated trying to explain something to you, you're at rock bottom.

He has seen the videos with the Wealdstone Raider and is now fearing for his life

U fkn w0t