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Saw someone on Twitter refer to this match as the White Lives Matter derby

Duncan Watmore came back to haunt them from…whenever he played for them? And scored for Milwall Imagine

In a sensational turn of events it would appear that Bellingham is shite again

Farsley just scored ffs.

They must be sitting on them on the ferry to Santander.

"I always buy new and I always buy top of the range. I value the warranty, but mostly I value THE PRESTIIIIIIIIGE."

Aye. It’s looking grim but not quite done yet as their GD is still much better.

It sounds far more appealing than from Bilbao to Sunderland.

Aye, but we are relying on Farley conceding 2 in the 2nd half

Just looked for the Harry Enfield sketch of the two boring twats at the party saying “Soooo…. What are we driving at the moment??”… couldn’t find it but that’s this thread at the moment

Hoy man, MF literally asked me what car it was. I needed to hoy in it was the black edition for my anecdote to work you absolute spenk.

They’re getting beat 4-0 at home already. Farsley are winning 1-0. Unless I’m mistaken though, you’re not quite right and there’s a glimmer of hope. If Farsley lose then Blyth could still stay up on GD I think.

S-Line Vignale, or "top of the range" as it happens, but you'll notice that I've never announced it as such, cos I'm not a giant cunt.

On a side note, has there ever been a shitter set off 3pm kick offs in the PL?

sunderland to Bilbao, by bike, in 24hrs? Aye, Marra’s

Blyth's takeover by "Winners Worldwide" was finalised yesterday. Unless we better Farsley's result today we will be relegated by 5pm. You couldn't write it 🤦🏻‍♂️

Talking of which, I see that aupaalavas is being a bit obsessive again. I shouldn't knock it as it's for a good cause. As well as a virtual cycle race over the Bay of Biscay, he's wanting to get sponsored for the world's longest url.

Fuck off 0.9 litre mondeo man.

"Top of the range" What a fucking CUNT!

I'm worries that this thread is a way of @thebrokendoll coming out as a Mackem. I am a bit thrown by this. Quick question to find out: Who founded Athletic Bilbao?

Big wave riders are fucking mental.

Brilliant! Aye, other than the location and age, you've described my life to a tee.

Aye, it’s fucking terrifying tbh. The drone footage at the end of the clip shows him being engulfed at the end of the run, with what appears to be a jet ski emerging from the mess to pick him up. Insane.

I say this every time I get a Whitley delivery run. If anyone is wondering why it’s impossible to get hold of a plumber, it’s because every fucking one of them is working in Whitley fucking Bay installing bathrooms for cunts. I delivered a bathroom set yesterday to some mid-30s couple. The lad opened the boxes to check for damages, and came upon what looked like a lampshade made of bottle green glass. “ What’s this?” he says to Mrs. “ The sink” He looked at me, and we had one of those silent conversation with eyebrows Him- “ Ffs!” Me - “ You let her pick without looking at it didn’t you?” Him- “Aye… baaaastard!” Me - “ Curb your enthusiasm gif”