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Just checked and can confirm that thanks to Meenz the Bridget gif is available to use on toontastic.

Aye, now we have to buy mini-fridges for the living room because god forbid we go to the kitchen for a fresh can. That extra £100m better be coming back to us armchair fans to invest in the proper kit.

If only PSG didn't have the ref and VAR in their back pocket to absolutely shaft us in injury time, injuries or not.

And television fans. So we're only allowed to see a goal once now?

What the fuck has happened the price of insurance? My home insurance last year was £475 and my renewal this year is £1050! Over fucking twice as much. I have ended up getting it for £750 but it's a big increase. Surely there's something dodgy going on in the market?

Where the fuck were you yesterday with this? I had a whole weekend planned safe in the knowledge that there would be replays in the FA cup next season. Weekend's ruined now.

"Newcastle United legend" .. written by Steven Taylor

Watching the BBC report on a memorial being set up in Normandy. Meanwhile these stupid little cunts are firing missiles backwards and forwards and we all just have to sit and take it.

Two hikers are out in the forest when they come across what appears to be a small sinkhole. They're standing looking down it but it must be pretty deep cos they can't even see the bottom. One of the blokes says "here, I'll get to the bottom of this" and he goes and picks up this chunky rock, carries it over, and drops it down the sinkhole. They stand listening for it to hit the bottom, but as they're stood there, out of nowhere something comes flying through the bushes, absolutely pegging it, bursts between the two of them, and dives down into the sinkhole. The blokes look at each other in stunned silence with wtf looks on their faces. "Wtf was that?!" "I don't know. Some sort of animal, I think but it was moving so fast." While they're stood discussing it, a bloke comes out of the bushes and says "Here lads, have either of you seen a goat wandering about?" "A goat? Nah I don't think so." "Nah mate, haven't seen any goats." "It's weird as fuck. He can't have got far, I tied him to a big rock... "

What will be the trigger point we finally see WW3? Or are we slowly witnessing it evolve into it. Today seems like a quite a big moment.

"Steven Taylor had a debut to forget for Portland Timbers as he scored an own goal after just nine minutes before he was subbed off as his new side pulled off an incredible comeback without him."

The Fa have announced no replays in the FA Cup next season. Terrible news for the lower leagues.

PSG and dortmund in the semis. if only we didn’t have all these injuries, neither of those teams are better than us.

Sex involving 4 people is a foursome Sex involving 3 people is a threesome Is that why Quiff thought he was handsome?

The Genocide?

Makes me laugh thinking the young lass who used to post on here getting wound up by Gemmill taking the piss out of female drivers is probably definitely going to impact this country more than the rest of the board combined.

Grim, but at least it's given us some fine GIF content

He's a man apart. I mean Truss has utterly fucked the entire British Isles and everyone in it

He must be the only Tory that Liz Truss hasn’t shagged.

This wonky faced creep.

lets run it back

Don't mind if I don't