After Esther McVey’s appointment as Minister of Common Sense, I am pleased to announce I have been appointed as Minister of Itchy Things.
Although not a cabinet post, I am honoured!
I hope to instigate policies on gusset hygiene, fungal toe infections & conker spots very soon.
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— Sir Michael Take CBE (@MichaelTakeMP) November 14, 2023