"Wash thirteen times a day in Domestos, dry yourself on a sunbed each time for two hours, then inject a quart of Dettol, it's so simple, I've been doing it all my life and I look great, don't I look great? people always say I look great" pic.twitter.com/gF46oeG1fB

— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) April 24, 2020