As warfare erupts in Gaza, thank goodness we have such an efficient Defence Secretary in Grant Shapps.
He has a bulbous head full of brains, porridge & flour.
He is both ambidextrous & amphibious.
As the world looks to leadership, Mr Shapps provides juicy spume & a spunky nose.🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/XHvpc7HzSh

— Sir Michael Take CBE (@MichaelTakeMP) October 14, 2023