Penny Mordaunt:
Plucky & with a scrupulously scrubbed undercarriage.
Her moisture is alluring & soapy.
She has no conkers but has firm lumps.
She speaks like a warrior & wears naval uniform most evenings.
Our Joanna Lumley
Our Lulu.
Bunty & I ❤️ Penny!pic.twitter.com/h8SSF04CYz

— Sir Michael Take CBE (@MichaelTakeMP) March 18, 2024