Put Pickford in jail. Seriously. He’d love it. Tell him it’s Centre Parcs. Tunes blerrrrin. Vest on. Living it up with the boys. Few weights. Game of footy. Jam roly poly. MCing in the yard. Straighteners with juiced up Geordies. He’d be in his element. HMP Garth would suit him.

— Roy (@badwool9) September 23, 2020