Mike Ashley's Newcastle reign was a disaster for fans, and behind the scenes it was booze-soaked chaos.

The portly billionaire enjoyed 14 years of drunken mayhem at St James Park.

From puking in fireplaces to stripping at staff parties, welcome to Big Mike's decade on the Toon. pic.twitter.com/PPaY1nZd8d

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