Acid 0 Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Souness - Although he randomly brought in MO On Transfer Deadline Day however.. Guillt - Rifts with Shearer and Co Daglish Allardyce- Science obsessed Roeder- Cracked under pressure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R55VYS 0 Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 1, Allardyce 2, Souness 3. Gullit 4, Dalglish 5 Roeder For me 1 Graeme Souness 2 Graeme Souness 3 Graeme Souness 4 Graeme Souness 5 Graeme Souness 6 Alardyce 7 Gullit 8 Daglish 9 Roeder I agree with these two not sure which im more leaning towards at the min Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Rank the following toon managers in order of incompetence, bad decision makling and their decisions having a lasting impact to the detriment of Newcastle United. In order of wankness, most wank first, least wank last. For me Joe Harvey KK Bobby r Arthur Cox Willie Mcfaul 1 Kenny Dalglish 2 Graeme Souness Glenn Roeder 3 Sam "Big Sam" Allardyce 4 Ruud Gullit 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 I understand the inability of stats to paint a full picture. But I like them. Statistics should be used like a drunk man uses a lamp-post; for support rather than illumination. (I quite like them too btw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 George Martin's record is particularly good when you think he had to make time to produce all those Beatles records too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Kinnear sitting pretty on 53.3%, just below sir Berb and level with Councillor Cox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 (edited) Hello (first post and all that), just thought I'd defend Dalglish as I feel people are ignoring the good things he did. Remember it was Dalglish who got us from 4th to 2nd after he took over to qualify for the CL the following year and although he signed some total stenchers, he also signed---Given, Solano, Speed, Hamman etc Without some of his signings particularly Shay and Nobby we could well have been relegated at one point or another in the last decade. Edited November 9, 2008 by TicTacWoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Ranking that shower of shit is like ranking your 5 least favourite meals. For me: 1, Dog shit on toast (Souness) 2, Spunk wrap (Guillet) 3, Used tampon tea loaf (Allardyce) 4, Anal scappings on ryvita (Roeder) 5, Knob cheese sarny (Dalglish) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starostin 0 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 1 - Dalglish 2 - Souness 3 - Gullit 4 - Allardyce 5 - Roeder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 1 - Dalglish2 - Souness 3 - Gullit 4 - Allardyce 5 - Roeder Rated in order of shitness ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starostin 0 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 1 - Dalglish2 - Souness 3 - Gullit 4 - Allardyce 5 - Roeder Rated in order of shitness ? Yes. Long term effect, especially important. IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bias 3 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 souness dalglish guilit allardyce roeder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Joe Kinnear is now statistically the worst manager in Newcastle history bar Ossie Ardiles. Should he lose to the Mackems and West Brom (he couldn't, could he?), he'll drop to dead last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 (edited) Quick, let's sign him up on a new contract. Edited January 28, 2009 by Bombadil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1053 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 If he's here for another 8 games and his ratio doesnt pick up, it would make no sense at all considering MA got rid of FSA after 24 games with a better ratio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13817 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Freefall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Better than Capello, if you like me, fancy a flutter............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8868 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 But the footballing voice of reason DannyB told us what a good job this tosser is doing and how we are ungrateful not to appreciate it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Stats mean fuck all of course. His record is about the same as Keegans 24 game spell. The telling thing is it's a mirror image. Where Keegan never won a game but was turning it around and started picking up points later on. Kinnear managed to pick up a few points but has got progressively worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I find it hard to blame the bloke too much. He's literally one of the few people who would even have considered taking the job. Not that I'm saying he's any good. I don't think another team in the top two divisions (at least) would have even thought about taking him on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I find it hard to blame the bloke too much. He's literally one of the few people who would even have considered taking the job. Not that I'm saying he's any good. I don't think another team in the top two divisions (at least) would have even thought about taking him on. Bet you 40p it was Kinnear who contacted Wise about the vacancy and begged for the job. Wise then got on the 'dog and bone' (for all the cockneys out there) to his mate fatash to get him the job. The rest is history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6293 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I find it hard to blame the bloke too much. He's literally one of the few people who would even have considered taking the job. Not that I'm saying he's any good. I don't think another team in the top two divisions (at least) would have even thought about taking him on. Given what he's had at his disposal, he's done about as good as he can. The only thing about him that really pisses me off is him opening his trap too much. He's not the problem, it's the structure above him and I don't think it matters who is in the hotseat at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8868 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I find it hard to blame the bloke too much. He's literally one of the few people who would even have considered taking the job. Not that I'm saying he's any good. I don't think another team in the top two divisions (at least) would have even thought about taking him on. Of course he has to work under difficult circumstances, he's done loads of mistakes himself too when it comes to selections and tactics. For this deserves all the blame he gets, not to mention his incapability to keep his gob shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I find it hard to blame the bloke too much. He's literally one of the few people who would even have considered taking the job. Not that I'm saying he's any good. I don't think another team in the top two divisions (at least) would have even thought about taking him on. Of course he has to work under difficult circumstances, he's done loads of mistakes himself too when it comes to selections and tactics. For this deserves all the blame he gets, not to mention his incapability to keep his gob shut. Aye, I wasn't defending his talent (or lack of talent), more placing blame at those who appointed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Update as suggested in the Pardoo thread... Hughton sitting pretty right at the top there. (Points % based on 3 points for a win for everyone btw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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