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Having been relieved of his position as Nottingham Forest Manager late last year, it's believed that United have now offered Colin Calderwood (pictured) an unspecified position on the SJP coaching staff.

 

During a playing career that spanned almost twenty years, the 43 year-old Scottish international defender appeared for Mansfield Town, Swindon Town, Tottenham Hotspur, Aston Villa, Nottingham Forest & Notts County.

 

Calderwood then returned to Spurs as reserve team coach before moving into club management with Northampton Town in 2003, taking the City Ground post in 2006.

 

As well as playing at Spurs with Chris Hughton, the pair were also part of Glenn Hoddle's backroom team at White Hart Lane.

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Most coaches are employed based on having worked previously with the manager. <_<

 

Rather than having once worked for one of the chairman's old mate's?

 

:telephone:

CC: "Hello? Mike? Mike Ashely?"

MA: "Yes?"

CC: "Its Colin, Colin Calderwood"

MA: "Who?"

CC: "Colin, we met at that party Dennis had back in 2004"

MA: "Who?"

CC: "You know man, the fancy dress party, I was the one in the Gladiator outfit and you came as what was it again? Jabba the Hut, aye that was it"

MA: "I wasnt in fancy dress" <_< "anyway what do you want?"

CC: "Well you said that if I ever needed anything like and well errrmmm....."

MA: "And? What can you do?"

CC: "Well Im a failed football manager and coach"

MA: "Smashing, when can you start?"

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Most coaches are employed based on having worked previously with the manager. <_<

 

Rather than having once worked for one of the chairman's old mate's?

 

:telephone:

CC: "Hello? Mike? Mike Ashely?"

MA: "Yes?"

CC: "Its Colin, Colin Calderwood"

MA: "Who?"

CC: "Colin, we met at that party Dennis had back in 2004"

MA: "Who?"

CC: "You know man, the fancy dress party, I was the one in the Gladiator outfit and you came as what was it again? Jabba the Hut, aye that was it"

MA: "I wasnt in fancy dress" <_< "anyway what do you want?"

CC: "Well you said that if I ever needed anything like and well errrmmm....."

MA: "And? What can you do?"

CC: "Well Im a failed football manager and coach"

MA: "Smashing, when can you start?"

 

sounds about right.

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From a Toon perspective, Calderwood the player had a somewhat chequered career in opposition to Newcastle:

 

March 1993 scored the winner for Swindon in a 2-1 victory at the County Ground from a corner awarded

after the referee missed a blatant handball.

 

May 1995 sent off at SJP for two yellow cards in a midweek 3-3 draw with Spurs.

 

December 1996 part of the Spurs defence as Gerry

Francis watched his side get humped 7-1 at SJP.

 

April 1998 crippled substitute Keith Gillespie within four minutes of the Newcastle player's arrival from the bench

in a 2-0 defeat at White Hart Lane. Ended the game confronting Newcastle fans behind the Park Lane goal.

 

October 1998 sent off at White Hart Lane for two yellow cards in a 2-0 victory over Newcastle.

 

August 1999 played a major role in Alan Shearer's red carding at SJP against Aston Villa in the season opener, causing us to write that:

 

Calderwood deserves specific mention for his feigning injury and persistent provocation of Shearer. How this poor imitation of a defender managed to avoid a booking or mild dismembering from crowd or player remains a mystery. Hopefully he'll get his comeuppance one day.

 

We do now firmly believe that someone has managed to obtain our own "most hated" list and is intent on bringing the objects of our loathing to Tyneside one by one - Bowyer, Souness, Allardyce, Barton, Wise, Calderwood.... who's next, David Speedie?

 

<_<

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As well as playing at Spurs with Chris Hughton, the pair were also part of Glenn Hoddle's backroom team at White Hart Lane.

 

 

Hoddle to take over in the summer... <_<

 

 

Wouldn't suprise me, he's currently running a training camp for young players released from English clubs to try and get them back in the game, a second chance. Would fit right in with Wise and Ashleys plans.

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Having sat in the Brian Clough Stand in Nottingham as a ground full of fans of a team newly promoted to the championship were baying for his blood as their side was bummed by Doncaster, you can only imagine my delight at this news.

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CC: "You know man, the fancy dress party, I was the one in the Gladiator outfit and you came as what was it again? Jabba the Hut, aye that was it"

MA: "I wasnt in fancy dress" <_< "anyway what do you want?"

 

<_<:telephone:

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Calderwood Takes Toon Coaching Role

 

FORMER Scotland international Colin Calderwood has joined Newcastle United as a first-team coach until the end of the season.

 

The 44-year-old was at the club's North Tyneside headquarters on Monday morning as the Magpies continued their preparations for Wednesday's trip to Manchester City.

 

And boss Joe Kinnear has welcomed his arrival on Tyneside.

 

"We have Colin Calderwood on board now," he said.

 

"He will be joining us until the end of the season to bring something else to our backroom team."

 

 

Calderwood left Nottingham Forest as manager in December after two-and-a-half years at the City Ground.

 

He has previously managed Northampton Town and enjoyed a 19-year playing career which involved spells at Mansfield Town, Swindon Town, Tottenham Hotspur, Aston Villa, Forest and Notts County.

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