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It's almost unbelievable.

That's our problem.

We've got Islam, Mohammed, Christian and Jesus in the squad now.

Say it so I can go to bed

I really hope we sing "Islam's on Fire! Your defence is terrified"

tbh we've got a winger with some flair, a forward who is better than we have and a keeper who I know nothing about in to see out this season. Thats fine, they give us things we need and didn't have and we'll wait and see if they deliver. If the takeover is reliant on us being in the PL then I don't care that these aren't permanent as one would hope we're going to invest in summer after that and we don't need to be lumbered with more of the bargain basement players we sign permanently under ashley.

Vic Keeble has died the last remaining member of the 50's FA Cup winning side. RIP.

We'll batter these, Slimani hat trick all set up by Kenedy. Dubrovka to concede just the one after a penalty is wrongly awarded by VAR. 3-1 to us.

If we don't win this must win game it means the next game becomes more of a must win game & that process continues till we get relegated.

Just need Satan and we'll be complete.

It was a shame tonight because for most of the game (whike Kenedy was on) we played well. But yet again we dropped another 2 home points we all know why Fanks you fat cockney bastard get out of our club.

Ffs Bournemouth winning at Chelsea

we're playing like the home team for once. pressing hard, retaining the ball. we look hungry for 3 points

Let Darlow take the pens before that shitbag.

Whisper it quietly but we've started really well.

We've moved on to Downsizing now man. You're slower than Gloomy with his Slimani tracking

Not like you to put a negative spin on things

If I had my way.

Allegedly

Arsenal have done well. Arguable ending the window in a better position than they started despite losing their best player. Sanchez gone loses a sulky unpopular presence in the dressing room. Aubameyang and Mkhitaryan in who are both quality and have linked up well together in the past and now Ozil has signed a new deal. Wenger out innit fam.

Not surprised Aaron's turned down Hull. I've heard it's hellish, Verona.

He must have jumped oot the car as it was driving to Hull

Morning Fawlty. Slimani is canny good isn't he? Must be a catch.

Probably pales into insignificance when compared with how much he hates himself.

Typical fair weather Aussie fans tbh.

We've got the football world fooled now. Quick spree with the stavers cash and we are sorted

I personally guarantee a striker will be arriving

Get down the bookies and put the life savings on us not signing anyone today.

The literate side of me is dying with that thread title.