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Loads of faults with Jenas' nonsense. I'll have a go at listing them: He talks about being on the same level as Gerrard and Lampard but the rest of Newcastle being below that. NUFC finished above both Liverpool and Chelsea in 03. Only Man Utd and Arsenal above. Who does he think he should have been replacing in their teams? Scholes? Vieira? Behave. He went on to join a garbage Spurs side. Anyone remember Juande Ramos? Jacques Santini? Earned 14 England caps while at Newcastle. Left at 22 and earned 7 more. Talks about not being able to handle playing at the Toon but seems to think he's unfazed playing for England at Wembley. Was never even our best midfielder. Speed and Dyer better in the middle. Robert and Solano better out wide. He's really pissed me off here, the ungrateful little weasel. He owes his career to NUFC. He's bitter about something somewhere along the line. Jesus man just the bare faced cheek of mentioning the all time goalscorer of Chelsea FC, multiple Premier League winner and European Champion Frank Lampard alongside himself!!! He'll then go on tele and call Toon fans deluded!!! I can't handle it lads

A 60-year-old woman, I reckon, judging by his thin skin and lack of periods.

We'll murder these.

Let's please try to hit the correct key when you incorporate another pointless ellipsis into your poorly thought-out sentence fragments. I know someone with fingers the size of Greggs sausage rolls probably struggles with the delicate touch needed to use modern technology (and your sister-mam only ever let you use the computer at Pennywell public library for 15 minutes at a time) but even someone with the rudimentary intelligence required to open a bottle of blue pop can tell the difference between a comma and a full stop. So get it right you cretin. And welcome to the board.

Just lick tdansmith if you want to tongue some shit crack

Just sayin

Everyone.

But entertaining

Ongoing as far as I know, I think there were some fresh allegations last week.

LOL

Seven nout with a Meghan Markle streak at HT.

His bollocks exist to be kicked.

i'm shocked - shocked, i tell thee!

Relax, he's a pro

The fact that the 1992 team are probably all in their 50's by now might have an effect.

Yeah mate, you may have played the game to a pro level, but we have the Fish who can interpret what players are doing off camera just by watching the movements of the other team's defenders.

Seen Ladybird on Friday. Thought it was canny but not as good as something like Little Miss Sunshine or Juno which are of a similar style I thought. Watched True Romance for the first time in ages last night. Still absolutely brilliant.

Big day for @wykikitoon Sky bollocked.

Nobody has mentioned the tragic death of Davide Astori I don't know much about the fella tbh But reading on line he seems to have been a really nice bloke RIP

Not having this flagrant Jenas revisionism from these OOT BASTARDS. Next, they'll be telling me that Oba Martins wasn't a high-functioning retard.

Not sure if this is already on here but it features 'its a goal!' plus Gazza teaching Mirandinha how to talk English.